Chapter 1 Leisurely Gossiping
[Having nothing to do today, I thought I'd check what's new in the sect. I think I saw the Fifth Elder's name, so...]
As the familiar voice rang out, everyone in the entire Nanling Sect, whether flying in the sky, running on the ground, or meditating in the caves, subconsciously raised their heads.
Meanwhile, the senior brother, who was flying in the air on his sword, almost stepped into thin air.
Because the Fifth Elder is his master, if all of his master's embarrassing stories were to spread, his master would lose face.
"Junior Sister!" Li Bai turned his sword around and reluctantly rode his dark golden glass sword to the foot of the mountain.
"Junior Sister, it's already Chen Shi (7-9 AM), the martial arts competition is about to begin. How can you still be at the foot of the mountain? Come up, your senior brother will give you a ride."
Lan Yue, who was secretly plucking a spirit flower while looking down, suddenly shuddered and quickly hid the flower in her sleeve.
Seeing her senior brother, she waved excitedly, "Senior brother, wait for me, I'm coming!"
[My senior brother is such a kind person! How did he know I'd practiced for three whole months and still hadn't learned to fly on a sword?]
His voice was filled with emotion, brimming with genuine feeling.
[However, I will absolutely not reveal that I can't fly on a sword, which is why I got up at dawn and haven't even reached the arena yet!]
Lan Yue straightened her chest and clenched her fists tightly. This was a matter of dignity for her, a mere cannon fodder!
My head may be severed, my blood may flow, but my dignity must not be lost!
Even a minor character in a cultivation novel has the dignity of a cannon fodder!
Only Li Bai, standing on the glass sword, twitched his lips, thinking to himself, "Junior Sister, if you keep complaining in your heart, the whole mountain will know that you haven't learned how to fly on a sword in three months."
They absolutely won't tell anyone yet, but now everyone probably knows except for their junior sister's master, who is currently in seclusion.
Standing smugly on the luxurious glass sword, Lan Yue was completely unaware that she had secretly hidden the spirit flower deeper into her sleeve before opening the Three Realms Gossip System again.
Yes, she has a "Three Realms Gossip System," and she's not a local native; she's a modern person who transmigrated from another world.
The night before she transmigrated, the entire Weibo platform crashed, and the aroma of melons filled the air. She was like a wild boar in a melon patch, running around excitedly. She didn't sleep all night, eating one melon after another.
Then she died suddenly that very night. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into a long cultivation novel and become a very insignificant cannon fodder in the Southern Spirit Sect.
Alas, life is unpredictable. Who would have thought that she could time travel?
Fortunately, her system was powerful. Don't underestimate this system just because it's a gossip-eating system in the Three Realms. As long as she keeps eating gossip, she can gain cultivation!
This is practically a golden finger tailor-made for her! She's useless at everything, but she's incredibly happy to be a gossipmonger!
In the Chinese entertainment industry, he's known as the "God of Gossip"!
Sigh, there's nothing wrong with time travel, it's just that she missed out on the last big juicy tidbit that night, which she'll regret for the rest of her life.
That was quite a drama! For a while, two actresses were tearing each other apart over who was the other woman, but guess what? The real mistress wasn't either of them, but a male celebrity!
Hehe, go straight for the guy!
However, just as the truth was about to be revealed, she suddenly died! Suddenly died!
If she hadn't already arrived in the cultivation world, Lan Yue felt she would have been so angry she could have come back to life!
I don't want to think about it anymore, let's just keep eating the gossip from the cultivation world! The gossip in the cultivation world is different from that in the Chinese entertainment industry, but it's still sweet!
This system is a bit dull, otherwise, how much fun would it be for everyone to enjoy the gossip together?
Lan Yue stood in front of him, and the eldest brother breathed a sigh of relief. At least his junior sister's attention was no longer on his master. Otherwise, he wouldn't know how to face his master when he got back.
At this moment, the Fifth Elder's majestic voice reached Li Bai's ears: "Little Bai, you did very well. When we get back, I will reward you with another spiritual weapon."
Upon hearing this, Li Bai couldn't help but smile. It was all worth the effort he had put in to stop his junior sister from revealing her true feelings. This trip to the foot of the mountain was truly worthwhile!
I wonder what kind of magical artifact Junior Sister obtained? How could she know so many private matters?
There are actually magical artifacts in the world that love to pry into other people's privacy; that's quite bizarre.
Fortunately, it was in the hands of Junior Sister. If it had fallen into the hands of someone with ulterior motives, the entire cultivation world would have been doomed.
However, before Li Bai could catch his breath for long, he heard that familiar voice again.
[Is the arena that far? Even flying on a sword takes this long; if I walk there, my legs will be ruined!]
[Since there's nothing else to do while sitting on the glass sword, let's take this time to enjoy some gossip.]
As soon as Lan Yue opened the latest update of the gossip system, she felt the glass sword beneath her feet tremble. She grabbed the senior brother in front of her, her heart pounding in her chest.
[Holy crap, holy crap, that scared me to death! Senior Brother's driving skills are a bit shaky! Turns out I'm not the only one bad at sword riding. Senior Brother looks so dashing, but I didn't expect him to be just putting on a brave face?]
Li Bai, whose reputation was damaged: "..."
When those disciples entered the sect, he was the one who learned to draw in Qi on the first day and fly on a sword on the second day!
His speed caused a sensation throughout the sect. His master even fought with the other elders, and in the end, many of his beard hairs were broken before they finally took him in.
Why can't he fly on his sword? Why is he forcing himself to keep going?
Cough cough, at most I was just shocked by my junior sister's thoughts and that caused a little accident.
[I've been busy all morning and haven't even gotten a glimpse of the juicy gossip. No way, I have to see it! Even if my senior brother's driving skills are unreliable, it can't stop me!]
[Where were we just now? Oh right, it was the Fifth Elder.]
[Speaking of which, let me see what happened to the Fifth Elder. Hmm, that seemingly otherworldly beard of the Fifth Elder was actually secretly glued on himself! I never would have guessed!]
Lan Yue was so shocked that she didn't even notice her senior brother in front of her suddenly shudder.
Then, the two of them, who were standing on the glass sword, fell from the sky like shooting stars.
[Holy crap, help! Help! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!]
[Senior Brother, Senior Brother's driving skills aren't just unstable, he's reckless!]
[I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead! I need to go back in time! God of Time Travel, please let me go back so I can eat the last melon! From now on, I'll definitely offer incense to you every day!]
Terrified cries echoed throughout the entire sect. Apart from some elders who were in seclusion, everyone and even the spirit beasts couldn't help but look towards the arena.
The Southern Spirit Sect has a special spirit beast guild that raises various spirit beasts. Accompanied by the terrified cries from the sky, these spirit beasts couldn't help but become agitated and all tried to rush out.
Just then, a white streak shot out from the sky.