Naoya was still standing there.
Still processing.
Still mentally recovering from:
"I'm your cousin."
"There are two Honored Ones."
"Sukuna is my uncle."
His eye twitched again.
"…No."
Takeru tilted his head.
"…No what?"
"…No to all of it!"
Yuji was still laughing nearby.
Hakari was trying to breathe.
Megumi had given up and accepted reality.
Then—
Naoya froze slightly.
Because everyone else suddenly looked behind him.
Older Gojo's grin grew.
Younger Gojo covered his mouth.
Geto slowly looked down.
"…Oh no," he muttered.
Naoya frowned.
"…What?"
A hand landed on his shoulder.
"…Hey cousin."
Naoya's entire body stiffened.
Slowly—
very slowly—
he turned his head.
Takeru was standing right behind him.
Hands in pockets.
Smiling.
Silence.
Absolute silence.
Naoya jumped back.
"WHEN DID YOU GET THERE!?"
Takeru blinked.
"Oh."
A casual shrug.
"Projection Sorcery."
Everything stopped.
Megumi looked up.
Yuji stopped laughing.
Even Maki stared.
Naoya stared at him.
"…What."
Takeru pointed at himself proudly.
"Got your moveset family package."
Naoya narrowed his eyes.
"…Use it again."
"Okay."
Takeru disappeared.
Tap.
Naoya's other shoulder.
"…Boo."
Naoya spun.
Nothing.
Tap.
Other shoulder.
"…Wrong side."
Spin.
Nothing.
Tap.
Head.
"…Up here."
Naoya looked up.
Takeru was somehow sitting on a roof edge eating chips.
Silence.
Yuji pointed immediately.
"…HE'S DOING THE THING!"
Hakari nearly fell over laughing.
"…HE'S BULLYING HIM!"
Even Nanami lowered his coffee.
"…That is irresponsible use of power."
A pause.
"…But admittedly effective."
Naoya stared upward.
"…Get down here."
Takeru looked confused.
"…Why?"
Fred appeared from nowhere holding up a sign:
"Cousin activities."
And the entire situation somehow got even worse.