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Translator: penny
Chapter: 119
Chapter Title: Poison
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A vicious energy gnaws at your flesh.
You take continuous damage from poison.
The effects hit my body right away. My esophagus burned. I could vividly feel the scorching heat searing down my throat and into my stomach.
"Ha-na, heal me."
"Huh? Oh, sure!"
But one heal wiped away the pain, replaced by a refreshing sensation. The Saintess's healing really was cheat-level.
"B-But Min-jun, what the hell was that?"
"Get ready again."
"Huh?"
I grabbed the next vial without hesitation. Alchemy ingredients and poisons of every color vanished down my throat one after another. The party's jaws dropped wide open.
"Hey, I'm asking you! What the fuck are you doing?!"
"Answer us!"
The party peppered me with questions, but I ignored them, silently chowing down. I shot the Saintess a look that said keep the heals coming.
They looked baffled at first, but curiosity soon crept in one by one.
"Hold up."
Then Shin Seo-yeon's eyes lit up.
"No way—you're building poison resistance?!"
Her instincts were sharp as ever. No sooner had she said it than a notification popped up.
You have achieved an accomplishment!
Tried Some Bloodgrass (Common): Poison resistance to Bloodgrass increases by 30%.
Get poisoned by a specific poison ten times, and you unlock an achievement like this, boosting your resistance.
"It's no big deal..."
I swallowed some grass, rinsed my mouth with poison, and explained the achievement. The party stared at me in disbelief. The Saintess especially.
"I-I couldn't do that! Eating poison...!"
That was the normal reaction, to be fair.
"Hm, so that's how it works."
"Fascinating."
"Dickhead, you bastard. If it's something like that, spit it out quick!"
But the rest just kept eating.
"Huh?"
They had guts. Tell them there's profit, and they gobble up poisons and acids like candy.
Acid was one thing—even I was getting drowsy from it—but S-Rank material for a reason.
"Wh-What?"
As we scarfed down poisons nonstop, the Saintess looked like she'd been dropped into some bizarre wonderland all alone.
"St-Stop eating them all! You'll get in real trouble!"
She kept us healed nonstop while pleading, but no one paid her any mind.
They even went "Oh?" in admiration midway.
"Whoa, bro was right—an achievement popped!"
"No shit?"
"Hm, got one too. Quite intriguing."
Watching us laugh and chat while munching poison must've been too weird and wondrous. The Saintess cautiously asked,
"D-Does it... actually taste okay?"
"Yeah!"
"Not bad. If you heal on time, it's just a sting."
Then we dove back in, and her expression turned complicated. Her fingers fidgeted... and finally, she picked one up and popped it in her mouth.
The last sane person in this mad world had her common sense rewritten.
"Mm! This one's tasty!"
And just like that, she fell.
"Sis, lemme try that one too...!"
We sat in a circle, surrounded by piles of poison, competing to eat more.
Anyone else seeing us would've called us insane.
Even if it did grant achievements.
We couldn't have done this without the Saintess.
We'd have needed specific antidotes for each poison, suffer through recovery, wait it out.
Bringing her into the party from the start was a godsend.
That said, you can tell she's been practicing in the training grounds. Handling heals for all five of us chowing down poisons like this.
She alternated heals between us five while snagging grass and potions for herself. Proof of how much she'd practiced in the rest area.
I felt proud and patted her head. She blinked up at me, cheeks stuffed with grass, munching away.
"Hey, Dickhead. That thing in your hand's a frost bomb, right? You sure about that? Won't it blow up in your gut?"
"No problem."
I gulped it down and grinned.
"The vial shatters on impact to mix the specially treated contents with air and the potion—that's what triggers it. Just drink the contents, no boom. Even if it did, it'd just mist out."
Then the irritation bubbled up from my stomach. I raised a hand in apology to the party and belched.
A blue vapor wafted from my mouth like cigarette smoke. Followed immediately by [Recovery Authority].
"You maniac. First time I've seen someone eat a bomb. But damn, that's wild. What's it feel like?"
"Dunno... like super-strong soda? Fizzy lemon-lime?"
"For real? Gimme one. I wanna try."
"Me too, bro!"
You have achieved an accomplishment!
Tried Some Azure Poison Grass (Common): Poison resistance to Azure Poison Grass increases by 30%.
You have achieved an accomplishment!
Tried Some Blood Moon Flower (Common): Poison resistance to Blood Moon Flower increases by 30%.
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We sampled new "drinks," rating and sharing tastes, while achievements piled up steadily. Then a new notification appeared.
You have achieved an accomplishment!
Acquired
Finally, Hundred Poison Immunity.
The title you get after surviving poisoning from 100 different kinds of poison.
It's not just 100 tiny doses—you have to eat substantial amounts, making it tricky.
But the effect was worth it...
Hundred Poison Immunity (Common): Resistance to all poisons increases by 30%. Poisons you've tasted before are completely resisted with 70% probability.
Hundred Poison Immunity's resistance is different from the prior ones.
The system's usual "30% resistance" boosts your existing resistance by 30%.
But "completely resisted" means immunity.
Like the immunity on the [Dusk Veil] I got from the dimensional rift.
The top-tier option in the selection process.
Nice. Got Hundred Poison Immunity—time for the next ones.
Ding!
You have achieved an accomplishment!
Tonic for the Body (Common): All immunities increase by 5%.
We'd eaten plenty of herbs and medicinal plants alongside the poisons. The system rewards good nutrition with achievements like this in the selection process.
"Whoa, what's Hundred Poison Immunity?!"
The party started getting titles too, their eyes sparkling. Those eyes soon turned to me.
"As expected of the man I acknowledge."
"Bro's the best."
"No other party has these achievements!"
Tonic for the Body is probably unique to us. But Hundred Poison Immunity? Plenty have it.
Deep in the palm forest, poison plants everywhere—perfect for building resistance.
So dense, one gust fills the whole forest with toxin. Survive that, and you get it easy.
If you survive.
No one without the right unique ability makes it out alive.
But separated safely in vials? Zero risk, steady gains.
Why I raided the alchemy shop twice.
"Whoa, I got Tonic for the Body too!"
"Me too!"
"See? Follow Dickhead and gains fall like rain even in your sleep."
The women beamed excitedly.
Shin Seo-yeon, who was suspicious just minutes ago, was the happiest—crawling on all fours, scarfing whatever, shaking her ass happily.
Looked ridiculous, so I poked between her cheeks with a finger.
Twitch.
She gathered up a bunch and stuck to my side. Grabbed my hand, shoved it into her panties, and went back to grinning and eating.
A happy Shin Seo-yeon is kinder than the Saintess.
"Thanks. Growing stronger thanks to you again."
Han So-hee approached from the other side, smiling. I stroked her ass with my free hand; she snuck it into her panties, clamping my fingers tight in her pussy.
She picked up scraps from the floor and fed them to me.
Playing with both holes while getting fed poison, our achievement grind wrapped up before long.
"Poison? Piece of cake now."
"Yeah, just a tingle—totally bearable."
The boosted resistance dulled the effects, making it easy to endure.
"Tch, over already?"
The women looked disappointed, sucking empty vials like they were precious elixirs.
"Yeah, such a shame."
"No need to mope. We can raid again."
"Yeah!"
They eyed me eagerly. Dawn hadn't even broken—they wanted round two.
Fine by me. Love the enthusiasm for grinding.
"Alright, get ready then."
"What about these potions?"
Buffs and heals lay scattered, ignored worse than the poisons. Absurd sight to outsiders.
"Stock the buffs and use 'em as needed. Learn quick which potion fits which situation—make it habit."
They grabbed what they needed.
Still tons left.
Treated like trash, rolling on the floor.
Everyone knew: empty packs for the next alchemy raid.
So I called in Maeve on watch outside.
"Here, these are yours."
"Huh? W-Wait. All these precious potions... for me?"
One, two, three, four... 41 total. Her eyes went wide.
"Said I'd hook you up proper."
"W-Well, yeah, but..."
I pulled out two duffels, stuffed them full, handed 'em over.
"Th-Thanks."
"No prob. Head out. Oh, wanna make more cash? Say the word—call you for payouts."
"!!"
Maeve Queen's affinity toward you increases.
Affinity's easy with gifts. Nothing beats presents for a woman's heart.
"Th-Thank you. For looking out."
"You good carrying that to the inn?"
"Of course!"
Makes sense—[Spirit Form] user. Hard for others to steal.
With junk cleared and the map, we started raiding the city proper.
Midnight to dawn: alchemy shops. Dark hours: sleep.
Daytime bustle: girls farm [Ancient Sewers], I loot rich commoner homes and empty soldier houses in the slums.
Let's see, 14 pieces of gear here total?
Why here?
Safer than shops, more loot than poor folk. And it's our humanity's plundered wealth, fattened on our blood.
Reclaiming it feels justified, vengeful. Motivates me.
Thud thud thud thud thud!
"Ahk! Ahk! Haaangh!"
I pinned a woman against the wall, pounding my hips wildly. She looked like a soldier's new bride, moaning roughly as her pussy clenched tight around my cock.
"Squirting like a faucet. Beast cock that good, huh?"
"Hic... Haaangh."
"Answer. How's it stack up to hubby's? Lie and I'll creampie you."
She stiffened her nipples and cried out.
"Didn't know... didn't know cocks this big... Way bigger than his..."
"Good girl, honest. Reward: creampie."
"Ahk! N-No, not that... I can't allow..."
I snorted.
Like they asked permission before sacrificing us to the labyrinth.
I thrust deep without mercy, flooding her womb.
"Haaak... No way... You really came inside...?"
"Yeah. Tell hubby when he gets home. How you got fucked all over the house."
"What...?"
"What else? Gonna mark every room with you."
"!!"
I grabbed her hair, dragged her around, fucking her building to building.
Living room, bathroom, shower—rammed my cock in enough times to dump cum and piss at least once each spot.
"Hey. Cress, you home?"
Patrol showed midway, knocking. Awkward, but I cracked the door, showed just her face, kept pounding.
"Oh, Karamon."
"Cress, all good? Beasts from other regions stirring up trouble lately."
"Y-Yes, of course. N-No issues... Ahk! N-No problems at all."
"Good. You look feverish though. Face red, sweating."
I slammed harder into the naked bride's ass, greeting through the crack.
Thud thud thud thud thud!
"Eut. Hup. Hngh."
"Cress?"
"Y-Yes."
"You okay?"
"Fine. Just a fever, sweating... Ahk. F-Feel a bit off. Gonna rest now."
Here it comes. Cum's out.
"Yeah, get some rest."
Thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud!
"Really okay?"
"O-Of course."
Splurt. Spluuurt.
"R-Really... haak. Totally fine... Heading in now. Feels like a fever."
"Alright, rest up."
Door shut. I dragged her to the marital bedroom, fucked her more. Pound, creampie, repeat.
"Huk. Huuk. One more load."
"Ngook...!"
By the end, the house reeked of semen and sex fluids everywhere.
Cum oozed from all three holes.
"Had fun today. You?"
Slap—her ass. She answered by squirting cum from pussy and ass. Pissing too—loved it.
Wasn't bad for me either.
Locals make good fuckmeat.
All tight holes—husbands must be small-dicked.
Satisfying molding them to my size. Defiling virgin-tight holes, conquest thrill.
From now on, every human spoil from hubby will remind her of my breeding.
Might even get pissed at his inadequate dick from the shame.
"Anyway, I'm out. Clean up good. Bedroom first—scrub hard. Or get caught."
Left the defiled bedroom, stepped outside.
Hm?
Guys lurking in the yard, waiting. Not locals by looks.
"That's him?"
"Yeah. The 500k gold guy from yesterday."
"Hit him now—alone."
32 Earthlings spotted me, drew weapons in sync. Blades glinted in sunlight, all aimed my way.
Ha, these idiots?
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