Back in the Dragon Ball Universe, Turles had no idea that the Super God Universe's premier matchmaker was already trying to pull strings for him. Of course, even if he did know, he probably wouldn't... refuse?
After all, a free Guardian Angel was a deal too good to pass up. Especially if it was Angel Yan, the "King of Tianrun" herself. She was famously extravagant—she and Zhixin were basically the "Crouching Dragon and Fledgling Phoenix" of the Angel Civilization's decline. One gave away the Heavenly Blade 7 along with the lives of several "little miniskirts," and the other practically signed over the Angel Civilization's entire treasury.
They were icons of being "spendthrifts." Of course, if they wanted to spend those resources on Turles, he certainly wouldn't complain.
It was a good thing Holy Keisha was offline; otherwise, she'd probably hang them both up and give them a lashing.
Turles, currently ignorant of the cosmic matchmaking, felt utterly refreshed. Having just sent that entire island nation sky-high, he was in a fantastic mood. "Hahaha! That was great! I wonder if the people of Daxia back in my original world would set off fireworks if they knew?"
"I should find time to visit the worlds of Zhang Zhiwei and Ninth Uncle. It's better if all versions of those people ascend..."
"Jie-jie-jie-jie..."
Bulma happened to walk by and heard his laughter. She rolled her eyes. "What's with that sound? Can't you laugh normally? Also, what's up with you? You look suspiciously happy."
"Jie—cough. I just did something very satisfying."
Turles proceeded to explain the chat group and the other universes to Bulma. With his current strength, there was no need to hide such things from her. Besides, the chat group wasn't his true foundation.
"A chat group?" Bulma asked, a flicker of curiosity in her eyes.
"Yeah. And I brought back some 'souvenirs' from that universe." He pulled out the God-Slayer Halberd and the other weapon that had pinned Leina.
"These are what they call God-Slayer Weapons. The gods in that universe are different from ours; they're more like 'Technological Gods'."
"Technological Gods? Interesting..."
Bulma's interest was piqued instantly. She began grilled Turles for details about the Super God Universe.
After getting a general idea, Bulma fell into thought. "So, you're saying their 'gods' are essentially just 'computer people'? Isn't that a bit of a specialized path?"
Turles shook his head. "I don't know the specifics. I'm no researcher. But if you're interested, you can look into these God-Slayer Weapons. I can ask Leina for the Super Soldier research data later."
Bulma weighed the God-Slayer Halberd in her hand. "The path they took seems a bit narrow, but they might have some interesting ideas regarding longevity. Get me the data. In return, I'll share my research results with her."
"I'm going to head to the lab and see what makes this 'God-Slayer Halberd' tick. Tsk, talk about an arrogant name. If Beerus heard it, he'd probably demand to destroy it himself."
"Fair enough. I'll handle it."
As Bulma headed off with the halberd, Turles opened the chat group.
Turles: "@Di Leina @Di Leina"
Huang Rong: "Greetings, Big Boss!"
Zhang Zhiwei: "Greetings, Big Boss!"
Lin Fengjiao: "Greetings, Big Boss!"
Xihe: "Greetings, Big Boss!"
Di Leina: "Greetings, Big Boss!!"
Turles: "Cough. Stop breaking the formation. Humans shouldn't be natural repeaters."
Turles: "Anyway, Leina, send me a copy of the Super Soldier data."
Di Leina: "Super Soldier data? That stuff should be useless to someone as strong as you, right?"
Turles: "My wife wants to research it. She said she'll share her results with you in return."
Xihe: "AAHHH! (High-pitched screaming) The big boss is married?!"
Turles: "Is there a problem?"
Huang Rong: "Is there a problem?"
Zhang Zhiwei: "Is there a problem?"
Lin Fengjiao: "Is there a problem?"
Di Leina: "Is there a problem?"
Xihe: "Formation broken again. See? Humans are natural repeaters..."
Xihe: "Ahem. Anyway, Big Boss, who is your wife?"
Turles: "My wife? Bulma. Why?"
Xihe: "Holy... did Vegeta get cucked?!"
Turles: "Watch your mouth! In my universe, Vegeta ended up with Bulma's sister, Tights. Nobody got cucked. Do I look like someone with the 'Ambition of the Prime Minister'?"
Xihe: "Cough. Leina, you better send that data. That woman's scientific intuition is on another level. She's the literal embodiment of the power of 'I think, therefore it is'."
Di Leina: "Bulma? I've binged Dragon Ball, I know who she is. Her scientific capability is just... illogical. Hand-crafting a time machine in such a short time is insane. If she were in our universe, she'd be the King of Gods by now."
Di Leina: "Big Boss, I'm sending the data."
Di Leina has sent an Exclusive Red Packet to Turles.
Turles has received the Red Packet.
Turles: "Got it. I'm signing off for now. You guys carry on."
As Turles left, the chat room exploded.
Xihe: "Leina, you just hit the jackpot. Once Bulma is done researching, you're basically going to be invincible. Don't forget us when you're rich and powerful, sister!"
Di Leina: "Hehe, I sent over the full data for the Light of the Sun. Once the Big Boss's wife finishes her research, I can finally upgrade. The Super God Academy, the Deno Civilization, the old fossils of Lieyang, Karl the Reaper, the Demon Civilization... I'm coming for all of them! Using a backdoor to control me and blow up Holy Keisha? Not a chance. Restricting me was one thing, but selling me out? We're going to settle every single debt."
Huang Rong: "That's right! Don't let them get away with it! They put you in a jar—you have to get even!"
Xihe: "Yeah! Teach them a lesson! If all else fails, just blow them all sky-high!"
The two of them were clearly relishing the chaos, eager to see the world burn.
Turles took the data Reina provided to Bulma's lab. "Honey, here it is. The Super Soldier data from that universe."
Bulma took the files and began scanning through them. "Tsk, tsk. 'Light of the Sun'? The original intent was good, but how did they deviate so far? This is essentially a disaster-carrier. It's a weapon, plain and simple."
She continued to critique as she scrolled through the data. "Tsk. Such a fine stellar energy utilization technology, and they developed it into this? And there's a genetic backdoor? Unbelievable. This is just doing the work for someone else to steal!"
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