Translator - Zofu
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"Uwaah..."
This is insane.
It could only be seen as insanity.
To think there's something in this world that feels this good.
And yet, I lived 23 years without doing this.
I'm the crazy one for not doing this for 23 years.
I wasted 23 years of my life.
"Haa, haa, haaah..."
My breath rushed all the way up to my chin.
It felt like I'd sprinted 100 meters at full power three times in a row.
My breathing wouldn't recover easily.
But there was a satisfaction beyond the exhaustion.
"Hey, hey, are you okay?"
Whatever about me.
Jeong Se-in's condition was much worse than mine.
He was collapsed on the bed, tongue hanging out.
Totally broken.
Though since his eyes were open, he probably wasn't unconscious.
It was a state that would terrify the women who like this guy.
"Hey. Jeong Se-in. Are you okay?"
I kneaded his chest as I asked.
It couldn't be helped if I wanted to check if he was alive. I had to check if his heart was beating.
I kneaded his chest to check his heart rate.
Rub rub.
Hmm. I can't really tell, so let me knead a bit more.
Rub rub rub.
"...Stop touching."
Jeong Se-in reacted after I'd been kneading for a while.
It seems my first aid worked. Rub rub.
"Coming to your senses?"
I asked while continuing to touch.
Se-in still needed stability.
So supplying stable kneading was a necessary measure.
Rub rub rub.
"I said stop touching. It hurts, fuck."
Ah. Then I can't help it.
I took my hand off his chest, suppressing my regret.
My hand, forced to part from its lover, was weeping.
"I thought my tits were gonna burst. Touch gently, you bastard!"
"Sorry."
I got scolded by the owner of the tits.
I apologized quickly so I wouldn't be banned from touching them in the future.
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At first, I touched carefully.
But getting carried away, I got excited and grabbed hard.
If you grab like that, it would hurt anywhere, not just the tits.
"Done now? Pull out."
Really... do I have to pull out?
Really? Can't I leave it in?
I wiggled my hips slightly.
Ugh. The feeling was weird because the condom was full of cum.
"Ah, come on! I said pull out!"
"Okay, okay, I'm pulling it out."
My dick and the pussy were weeping at the sorrow of parting, but it couldn't be helped.
"...Mmph!"
I pulled my dick out, and the inner flesh of the pussy was clinging to it, refusing to let go.
Still, I heartlessly tugged and yanked my dick out of the pussy.
This wouldn't be a permanent farewell.
For the sake of the next meeting, I had to obediently follow Se-in's words for now.
"Haa... haa, haa, haa..."
As soon as the dick was out, Se-in breathed heavily.
It seems he couldn't breathe properly while the dick was stuffed in.
"Fuck. Look at that hole."
Se-in spreads his legs and checks his pussy himself.
"Oh."
I watched too.
Se-in's place had a hole punched out in the shape of my dick.
"Looks cool, though?"
"You've lost it. This won't close, right?"
"Even a baby would be born in a breeze? Isn't that good?"
"Don't bullshit me really. Ugh."
Se-in rubbing it, looking like his pussy hurts, grimacing.
This is something else. A beauty rubbing herself because her pussy hurts.
I felt like my common sense up to now was completely collapsing.
As I stared blankly at that state, Jeong Se-in happened to be staring blankly at me too.
At me. Precisely, at my dick.
Then he stuck his palm out at me demanding.
"Give it to me."
"What?"
"Souvenir."
Souvenir.
At Se-in's words that he was going to keep the empty condom packet as a souvenir, I had told him to take the one filled with my cum as a souvenir instead.
And the condom filled with my cum was currently swaying from my dick.
"...You're really gonna take it?"
"Of course."
"Hey hey. Just throw it away. I'll make a new one for you every day. Why bother keeping this dirty thing."
"Bullshit. It hurts like hell, why would we do it every day?"
Bam bam bam!
Lightning struck behind my head.
It was that shocking.
"Why, why, why? Uh, why? Why not? Why not do this good thing?"
"If it's that good, do it yourself all you want."
"I can't do it alone, that's why I lived 23 years without it!!"
If I could do it alone, I would've done it 23 years X 365 times!
The bastard who knows better than anyone that I couldn't do it for 23 years is saying that!
"After 23 years I finally learned the true taste of sex, and now you say we won't do it?!"
"If you wanna do it, just grab anyone and do it. Why bullshit me."
"Who would do it with me, anyone?!"
This bastard... since any woman is handed to him, he thinks all men are the same. Fuck.
"I couldn't do it even acting like a total psycho for 23 years of my life! Now that I'm here, what do you expect me to do!"
"Why are you taking that out on me?! You should figure it out yourself! Do I have to teach you how to seduce women too?"
"That's a great idea!"
Why didn't I think of that?
Jeong Se-in is a master at seducing women even though he is a woman.
If I learn that secret, there's no way I, a man, couldn't seduce women...
"...Like I'd be able to seduce them just by learning, you bastard!"
"That's why I said why bullshit me!"
Jeong Se-in is basically perfect in face, body, and demeanor.
To the degree it's understandable why women fall for him.
But what about me?
Even if I raise my body score to 6 or 7 through exercise, the rest is all under 3 points. This guaranteed a resume rejection at an average of 4 points.
Besides, isn't the ideal type women want not an average of 7, but a score of over 7 in every subject?
A score people like me could never dream of in a lifetime.
"Only you would do it with a guy like me!"
"Shut up! The pussy is crying, so don't scream!"
"Ack! Pussy! Dickpussy! Sexpussy-Anus!"
"Ah, shut up! Are you a fucking elementary schooler?"
"You're louder!"
"You big-dicked bastard!"
"You cave-pussied bastard!"
Just then, while Jeong Se-in and I were spouting childish curses that even elementary schoolers wouldn't say.
-Bang bang bang bang!
I heard the sound of someone pounding hard on our front door.
Jeong Se-in and I shut our mouths at the same time.
"Uh... uh?"
"Wh-what? Go check, Juji."
"Why should I go? You screamed, didn't you. You go check."
Jeong Se-in and I looked at each other's faces.
"Hey, you screamed, not me. I just replied to the scream you made. And it's your house."
"It's because you're rubbing salt in the wound."
-Hello! Come out here for a second!
The voice was familiar.
"Huh. Sounds like the noona from downstairs."
"Noona?"
"There is one. Ah. Fucked up."
In this shabby studio building, the people I've talked to are few and far between.
The most memorable among them was the noona from right below our apartment.
-Bang bang bang bang!
...But this is weird.
That noona wasn't such a rough personality.
"Hey hey. Go check quickly. She'll break the door."
"I can't go out like this."
Naked, with a condom filled with cum hanging from my dick.
If I went out like that, it was a straight trip to the police station.
"So what? Just open the door a crack and talk."
"...Is that okay?"
Hmm. As long as the lower part isn't visible?
Honestly, I hadn't taken the condom off yet, so getting dressed was annoying.
Above all, if I put clothes on now, sex with Se-in is over too. Even if the other person is stubborn saying they won't do it, since the possibility isn't zero, I didn't want to give up.
-Hey! Open the door!
-Bang!
The way of speaking was getting more ferocious.
It wasn't knocking with hands anymore, but kicking with feet.
"...Was she originally like that?"
When passing by, I thought she was a very quiet and kind person.
"Resolve it quickly. Then I'll think about doing it one more time."
"Fuck, really?"
Why do men lose intelligence when sex is involved?
It doesn't matter for me since my intelligence was low to begin with, but I fell for it even though she didn't say she would, just that she'd think about it.
"Yes. What is it?"
I asked from the entrance without opening the door.
-Just open this first! Let's talk face to face!
"Ah shit."
I wasn't even wearing panties.
The only thing on my body was a cum-filled condom.
If I opened the door, a disaster was bound to happen.
"Excuse me, can't we just talk like this?"
-I said open it! You fucker!
...What returned to my polite question was a profanity.
Sigh. Fuck.
"You're the one who said to open it. Stop screaming."
-Creak.
I opened the door to the minimum and looked out through the crack.
"Yes. What's the matter?"
Outside was indeed the noona from downstairs.
I had only passed by her a few times, but I remembered her face well.
Because previously when I met her and said "Hello," she smiled and said "Yes, hello," returning the greeting.
At that point, I had even made up a name for our grandson.
I was convinced. This noona liked me.
In the future, our relationship would develop from neighbors to lovers.
If I married such a pretty and proper person, I'd surely be happy, right?
I like pretty crazy bitches like Jeong Se-in too, but I also liked the virtuous wife type.
That's what I thought.
"Hey, you fucker. What time is it? Are you the only one using this building?"
"No..."
Virtuous wife... where?
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