"Damn it!! Which genius picked this finish line? The fog is so thick you can't even see the riders' faces!!"
"So typically French. All they know is romance; they can't get anything important done right!"
"This race is a complete shitshow!!"
"Brilliant. They let us see the first 139.9 kilometers perfectly clearly, but for the most exciting final 100 meters, we're supposed to just use our imaginations?"
"Damn it, did Bora win or not? Don't tell me Huang Chong pulled a hard lead-out for nearly a kilometer, only for Brother Luo to get sniped in the fog at the last second. If that's what happened, I'm going to go flame Bora on their official social media—"
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In the moments immediately following Stage 2 of the Tour de Dauphine, it wasn't just the Chinese fans flaming the race organizers; fans from all over the world were cursing them out online.
The execution of this race was a massive disappointment.
