It was common knowledge that while Lady Roline and Sir Gordo's romance had no official witnesses, there was a crowd of onlookers behind the scenes so large you could barely move.
The entire film crew, regardless of whether they were on duty today, had gathered to witness the moment their "online couple" finally met in person.
"Excuse me, excuse me, make some room."
"Your head's too big, duck down."
"Stop pushing, stop pushing! Can't you just watch the monitor?"
"What you see on camera is never as good as seeing it in person."
"The headphones! Can I get an earpiece?"
"Quiet! I'm recording the audio. I have to ensure the quality of the capture. There's no way I can give you an earpiece."
"Bullshit! They stopped recording audio after the first two lines of this scene. What damn quality are you trying to 'ensure' now?"
"Everybody, move! I can read lips! Give me a good spot and I'll tell you what they're saying."
