Curly-Haired Boy: "Arrancar?! Even something like the Arrancar was created by Aizen? Damn! This is total cheating, you bastard!"
Book Artist: "Cero, Sonído, Resurrección... just thinking about it makes me despair. I truly despair for the ninja world!"
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "I felt the same way. However, these Arrancar are not as intangible as the originals, and they have an obvious weakness."
Scarlet Snake Fairy: "A weakness?"
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "Yes. According to Aizen, these Arrancar must possess a physical body to travel to the Ninja World; otherwise, the Reishi in their bodies would quickly dissipate. Arrancar with physical bodies are naturally vulnerable to ninjutsu and ordinary weapons. However, the protection of their Hierro greatly mitigates such injuries."
Book Artist: "Even so, that's not something an ordinary ninja can withstand, right?"
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "That's true. Even a Jonin-level Hollow is superior to an ordinary Kage in almost every way. And an Arrancar is the most perfect form of Hollow."
Curly-Haired Boy: "Ha! Knowing Aizen's way of thinking, even Arrancar are probably just foot soldiers to him."
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "In his eyes, these Arrancar are merely quantified consumables. His original idea was to turn the members of the Akatsuki organization into the Espada, but for some reason, he gave up on that."
Book Artist: "Hiss! Did Konan-san narrowingly escape that disaster?"
Scarlet Snake Fairy: "Konan-san, I still believe it's better not to trust Aizen too much."
Curly-Haired Boy: "Exactly! Aizen's best skills are acting and deceiving people! It's a waste of talent that he wasn't chosen as Best Actor at the Grammys!"
Book Artist: "The Grammys? You mean the Oscars, right? The Grammys are for music! Do you want Aizen to sing tenor and win an award?"
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "Tenor?"
Konan subconsciously imagined the scene of Aizen Sosuke holding a microphone and singing loudly to a captive audience, and she quickly shook her head to clear the image.
Curly-Haired Boy: "What's wrong with tenor? How do you know Aizen hasn't won a tenor award? What do you actually know about Captain Aizen? Maybe he even won a comedy award in the Soul Society!"
This is an Actor: "No."
Book Artist: "Are we really discussing the tenor issue now? You were clearly emphasizing that Aizen was an actor, weren't you? Not only are you uneducated, Gintoki, but you're also being stubborn."
Curly-Haired Boy: "Who are you calling uneducated, you brat? Back in the day, I was known as Gin-sensei. Gin-sensei! Do you have any idea what I am? Don't underestimate me!"
Book Artist: "Oh, a teacher who instructs others on how to lose their moral integrity? That's truly impressive."
Fairy Chi Lian: "You two are making trouble again."
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "Well, I know I shouldn't trust Aizen completely. But to be honest, he seems to be... fairly nice to me?"
Book Artist: "Huh? Konan-san, what's with that tone? You sound a bit like a frail woman forgiving an abusive husband."
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "???"
Curly-Haired Boy: "Domestic violence from your husband? Damn it! I won't allow it! Not on Daddy's watch!"
Scarlet Snake Fairy: "Then why don't you go and kill Aizen?"
Curly-Haired Boy: "Humph! I'll kill him! Once I learn the Hundredfold Kaio-ken, I'll definitely kill him!"
Book Artist: "Then you might as well hope to become a Super Saiyan God."
This is an Actor: "?"
Aizen, who was currently instructing students at the Ninja Academy, opened the chat group. The first thing he saw was the group members imagining they had turned into Super Saiyan Gods to come and kill him because he was an "abusive husband" to Konan.
What kind of fantasy plot is this?
Even with Aizen's legendary composure, he didn't quite know what to say at that moment. The situation was subtle.
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "Don't pay them any mind, An Ran-san. They are just joking."
Book Artist: "Of course we're joking. Everyone knows our gentle, kind-hearted Konan would never be with a Great Devil like Aizen."
Curly-Haired Boy: "But Konan, it's a little strange that you're explaining this to An Ran-san so seriously. Don't you have any consideration for us newcomers? (smirk)"
Konan, of course, was not the type to get flustered by a few words, so she replied candidly: "It's none of your business what I think. Gintoki, you should worry about your own life more than mine."
Curly-Haired Boy: "Tsk. Gin-san is a man too aloof for any ordinary woman to control!"
This is an Actor: "Ordinary women can't do it, but perhaps ordinary men can?"
Book Artist: "Hahahaha! Right! Gintoki's ultimate goal is to find a good man and marry him!"
Curly-Haired Boy: "Bullshit! Gin-san isn't gay! Why would I like men? This is slander! This is a personal attack!"
This is an Actor: "Not necessarily. In our world, there is a very popular official pairing of you and Hijikata Toshiro. [Picture]"
Clicking on the image revealed Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Toshiro with their fingers interlocked. Furthermore, both men held roses in their mouths, exuding an unmistakably romantic vibe.
Fairy Chi Lian: "Is it acceptable for two men to be together?"
This is an Actor: "The 'Passion of the Cut Sleeve'—has Miss Mo Chou never heard of it?"
Book Artist: "Pfft! Hahahaha! Even the official sources released this kind of shipping art? It really is a canon pairing! Gin-san, why don't you just give in?"
Curly-Haired Boy: "Take it away! Get it out of here! Damn it, how is this possible?! Did the producers eat too much garbage to create something so inappropriate for children? No, I'm going to go find that bastard Hijikata and chop him down right now!"
Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: "Wait, did he really go offline?"
Book Artist: "He isn't actually going to kill him, is he? What would that be called? Slaying his beloved to prove his path? But this is BL, isn't it? This is getting more interesting than I thought."
This is an Actor: "?"
There seemed to be something shifting within Eriri. Aizen wondered if the picture he posted had inadvertently opened the door to a new world for her. He restrained his smile, suddenly feeling that perhaps he had pushed the joke a step too far.