Ashton had to call in sick from work after the rough night Lance put him through. Ashton sat up, groaning. Lance sat up with him and pulled Ashton onto his lap.
"Lance," Ashton said, barely able to turn to look at Lance.
"Yes?" Lance asked, pressing his face into Ashton's neck.
"We need to talk about what kind of relationship we want," Ashton said, trying to ignore how red his face was becoming. Lance sat up quick as a shot, and he turned Ashton in his lap quickly. Ashton saw Lance's eyes shining with an excited sparkle. Ashton then regretted saying anything after just waking up. "Right, uh-"
"I am staying, and I plan on making you my marriage partner," Lance stated. Ashton experienced shock and fell silent. He didn't know how to even begin to respond to Lance's motive in the conversation. "I heard that in certain situations, a dragon male can get pregnant and carry an egg to term. So I plan on trying to get that result."
"Hah?!" Ashton practically shrieked. "That was a big ass turn here!"
"Anyway, what do you want in this?"
"What-"
"It's discussing the relationship we want here."
"Okay," Ashton took a breath. "I am going to ignore what you said, and I am going to say I am interested in a healthy relationship and a better situation than with Tyler."
"Done," Lance said, then pinned Ashton on his back. "Now we can try for an egg, yes?"
"What the fuck, dude?!" Ashton screamed, his face bright red. "We just started talking about a relationship, and you pull this?! And I am still sore from last night!"
"And?" Lance asked and started licking Ashton's chest. "Your conversation was easy to do, and we have already done that after you and I went out, and we haven't tried what I would want yet."
"..." Ashton couldn't argue with that. Then, he decided to deflect Lance's point. "We have not agreed to the relationship yet."
"You mean to say that you haven't? I've been interested for years," Lance pointed out. "So that is on you."
"..." Ashton then threw a pillow at Lance, making him laugh. "Horny bastard!"
"Yes, I am," Lance laughed.
"I'm going back to sleep, you are not going to do anything more," Ashton turned on his side. Lance settled behind Ashton and wrapped his arms around Ashton's waist.
"And I will be back here."
"Do not fuck me in my sleep," Ashton scolded Lance.
"I prefer you awake," Lance told him. Ashton grumbled and pulled the blanket over his head.