In the world of Asteria… there are many magi… spirits, nature spirits, witches, guilds… and also… bands… as well as organizations and of course criminals and bounty hunters… and the story is about a well-known bandit group that is famous both in the upper world and in the underworld. Their name… is Jean Henderson!
(Dong!)… (Dong)… (Dong)
Speaker: "Attention… dear citizens… if you have seen these people… these are the members of the Black Fox gang… This gang… has killed the well-known noble James Hudson…
Jean Henderson, 25 years old, bounty 8 million coins… Minami Sakura… age 26, bounty 3 million coins… Bell Ainsworth… 1 million coins…
(Dong!)
Jean: "Go… go… go…!"
Bell: "Oh shiiiit!!"
Guard: "Shoot!"
(Bang… Bang… Bang)
Bell: "Ohh… that's a bit too fast… let's rewind a bit…"
(Some hours earlier)
Jean: "Hmmm…"
Bell: "What… we're going to kill one of the most influential nobles… Jean… are you sure?"
Jean: "Yep… absolutely."
Bell: "Ugh."
Jean Henderson… 25 years old, leader of the Black Fox gang, bounty 8 million coins… crimes: murder, robbery, and causing unrest… red hair, blue eyes, called The Fox.
Jean: "We… are going to… kill this person… very clearly."
She sat on the table.
Jean: "Any objections?"
Minami: "No."
Minami Sakura… blind but very talented, age 26, bounty 3 million coins.
Bell: "Are we going to kill him quietly or loudly?"
Jean: "Who knows… we'll see… where's Luis… and the others?"
Minami: "Probably sad that they're still not on the bounty poster."
Jean: "Hmm?"
Layla: "Man how many more do I have to kill before I finally get a bounty…?"
Layla Mikelson… age 24 but ages slower… orange hair… crimes: murder, robbery, and property damage.
Layla: "Hahhh… damn it… damn it seriously…"
Sally: "Man, sis, calm down."
Sally, her sister, 21 years old, has brown hair and barely participates, mostly responsible for food, drinks, and cleaning.
Layla: "Hahhhh…"
Luis: "Hmmm…"
Luis, best friend of Bell, Luis Gonzalez, crime: murder.
Luis: "Okay, and how are we supposed to do this… Jean?"
Jean: "Hmm?... very simple… very simple… we sneak in… go inside… kill the bastard and… leave… that's it."
Bell: "Not 'that's it'… what about the guards?"
Jean: "They're not a problem."
Bell: "Why do you want to kill him?... Can't we just take his money?"
Jean: "Because I want to… Bell… I want to kill him… I hate nobles… and I don't need a reason to kill them because they mean nothing to me… I kill for money even if for once it's a good noble, which is impossible with all the influence he has…"
Layla: "Hahhh… alright… then let's go on the mission."
Bell: "(Well… that didn't go so well)"
(Some hours later)
The noble was called Rudolph von Eisenheim.
Rudolph: "No… wait…"
Jean: "Shhhh…"
Layla: "Hmm…"
Rudolph: "I will… screeeam… aaaarghh!"
(Bang!)
Bell: "Ughhhh…"
He fell dead to the ground.
Jean: "Oh… oops… that… was… too loud…"
And that's how they got discovered.
(Some minutes later)
Bell: "Go… go drive… drive… all your fault Jean…"
Jean: "Huh?... what do you mean my fault!"
Bell: "We agreed to kill him quietly, not loudly!"
Jean: "Well… we can't change it anyway, don't complain, I never complained that you have a small dick."
Bell: "Hey!… wait… how do you know that.."
Jean: "Oh… oh… um… wait… did you just say how do you know that… does that mean… you have… a… small… dick?"
Luis: "How about instead of talking about dicks… you get these bastards off our asses somehow."
Jean: "Hahhh… come on… give me the damn gun."
Layla: "Here."
She took the gun.
Jean: "Ciao Bella!"
(Ratatatatatatata!)
Guard: "Urk!"
Guard: "Urk!"
They fell to the ground.
Jean: "Hehehehehehe… come on… leave us alone, that would be better for us… and for you… heheh."
Bell: "Hold still and stop moving, you idiot…"
Jean: "Huh?..."
Bell: "Did you kill them?"
Jean: "No… don't worry, only shot their arms."
(Tshik)…
Luis: "Jean… down…"
Jean: "Huh?"
(Bang!)
Jean: "Urk!"
She was hit in the arm by an arrow.
Bell: "Oh no Jean…"
Jean: "Damn it…"
Bell: "Hurry up Luis…"
Luis: "I'm doing it already, I'm not a wizard who can do hocus pocus stuff!!"
Jean: "…ohh… wow!"
She pulled out the arrow.
Jean: "Huh… that hurts but hey I survived…"
Bell: "You're seriously messed up in the head."
Jean: "Shut up, you idiot…"
Luis: "Uh… guys… I think… we have a problem."
Jean: "What?.. you got a small dick too?"
Luis: "Well… if we fall down there… I won't just have a small dick but also… also… small minced meat pieces."
Jean: "Huh?... mmm!"
Bell: "Ughhh!"
Their eyes popped out like in a cartoon.
Jean: "Oh shit!!"
It was a long deep valley.
Luis: "Hold on…"
(Wheeee)
Luis: "That's it… we're dead."
Jean: "Fuck… I'm dying a virgin…"
(Wheeeee!!!)
Luis: "Aaaaaaaaaaarghhh!"
Bell: "Hööööö!"
Jean: "Then I'll smoke one more before I… land down there."
Luis: "You're smoking even now."
She smoked while falling into the deep valley.
Jean: "…yeah…"
(Splash!)
Luis: "(cough)… (cough)… is that… water?"
Jean: "Could also be slime…"
She looked around.
Jean: "No… water… we got lucky."
Bell: "Bbbbbbb."
Jean: "Oh right… you can't swim heheh."
She lifted him up.
Bell: "…hahhh… hahh… I thought I'd die…"
Jean: "Well… if you want… I can let go."
Bell: "NO please don't."
Jean: "Come on… praise me… say 'Oh Jean… you're so beautiful… that I dream wildly about you at night and every morning I shower… because something happened… oh Jean.'"
Luis: "(sweating)… I hope you break your own knees…"
Jean: "Well Bell."
Bell: "Oh Jean… you're so beautiful… I dream about you at night… but I don't have to… because we sleep in the same bed damn it!"
Jean: "(sweating)… right… but still… you didn't say what I wanted so."
Bell: "Huh!"
She let him go.
Bell: "Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb…"
Jean: "And up."
(Splash)
Bell: "Hahhh… hahhh… are you trying to kill me.."
Jean: "And hup!"
Bell: "Bbbbbbbbbbbb…"
Jean: "And up."
Bell: "Hahhh… hahh… you stupid donkey!"
Jean: "And down you go."
Bell: "Mbbbbbbbbbbbb…"
Jean: "And up."
Bell: "I'm so sorry dear Jean… please… don't drop me… mmm."
He looked at her with big innocent eyes.
Jean: "Nah… too innocent."
Bell: "Aarghh… bbbbbbbbbbbb…"
Jean: "And up."
Bell: "Hahhh… can you please stop."
Jean: "There we go heheh…"
Luis: "Are you sure you're a couple… you argue too much."
Jean: "Hehehe… that's proof we are a couple, only a good couple argues… anyway… we're really in trouble…"
Luis: "Yep…"
Bell: "Ughh…"
The valley was filled with water… but there didn't seem to be an exit.
(Meanwhile)
(Step… step)
Rias: "Hehehehehehe…"
(Gulp!)
Rias: "Hahhhh… how beautiful… it is here…"
Rias Schenkov… criminal and murderer… bounty… 35 million coins.
Rias: "Hehehehe… hmm?"
In the bar "The Bloody Mug," many criminals are drinking.
Criminal: "Hey… hey… what's a woman doing here…"
Criminal: "Heeehehehe… go on little one… this isn't a place for you."
He grabbed her shoulder.
Rias: "Hmm?... hahhh…"
She grabbed his throat and tore it out.
(Splash!)
Criminal: "Urk…"
Rias: "Who told you that you can touch me… asshole…"
Criminal: "Ugh… that white hair… and red eyes and scars… you're Rias Schenkov… also called Lady Blood…"
Rias: "Hahh… now you've ruined my whole evening…"
Criminal: "Ughh… don't move…"
(Splash!)
She stabbed him with her hands and went through him.
(Splash!)
Rias: "…this is Rias… hehehehe."
Then she split him into two halves.
(Splash)
Rias: "So… you will also die because you disturbed me."
(Aaaaarghh… aaaaaaaaaaarghh!)
(Aaaaaaaaaaarghhh)
(Splash!) (Splash!)
(Step… step)
Rias: "Haahhhhh… and I just wanted to drink a hot cocoa… well whatever…"
She sat down again.
Rias: "One hot cocoa please."
Bartender: "Of course."