I woke up.
Fuck.
I really did it. I fucking did it. I fucking killed myself.
.. I could never have thought to do it but fuck, here I am awake again.
But fuck!
Isekai was fucking real?
Should I celebrate this discovery or should I feel sad because I left my old mom and my girlfriend behind?
I don't know what to think and feel.
But fuck it.
I got isekai'd alright.
Now, what to do?
I looked around and found myself in a room. And it's all clean, was this guy a clean freak?
God, I hope not. I could never be this clean.
Hmm?
I looked at my new hands, and what the fuck?
Did I get small?
Or…
Wait…
I stood up and searched for a mirror in the room.
There I found one on the wall beside the study table.
As I stare at the reflection, I found myself familiar with the look I am staring at.
Fuck, this is me when I was around 10!
Did I get reborn? Did I go back in time?
Then, I was isekai'd and went back to 2002?
Oh God! There are so many investments waiting for me to take advantage of!
Oh shit!
I gotta stay calm!
Stay calm, self!
Fuck.
Now, I have to know if my parents are still together.
I quickly opened the door but what I saw was an entire different scene.
I am in a second floor?
I walked close to the stairs and found the first floor, and saw a mechanical thing doing some cleaning!
Oh my fucking God, I don't think I was isekai'd in 2002!