"Get me out of here!" Screamed a pasty, long-haired teenager. He was running from a giant beast in a far-away country on a mountain.
"Heh heh." He said. "How much more can you guys take?" The beast chasing him was some strange, weird amalgamation with horns. He growled, "AGHHHHHHHHHH."
The long-haired boy rolled over and turned around at the beast. "That doesn't sound like Anthony, bum." He said. "Get my name right before you track me down." Anthony then pulled a gun from his waist and shot 3 rounds at the beast from hell.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." roared the beast. The bullets did nothing to stop him. Suddenly, 3 more identical beasts crawled in and opened their mouths.
Anthony attempted to get up but he found his leg stuck in some vines. "This won't be how I go out." He said. "All of you, back to the depths of hell where you belong!"
Suddenly, a pillar of light shined in front of Anthony. Anthony shielded his eyes from the light but the beasts kept theirs open out of stupidity. They all immediately withered away.
The pillar of light spoke, "Greetings, Anthony." Anthony took his hand from his face and grabbed nearby dirt. "Who are you?" He asked. "Such incredible strength…"
"Immanuel," the pillar of light replied. "The father of your fathers." Anthony looked in awe and his jaw dropped. "You mean like Jesus?" He asked. "Like God himself is coming down to save me?"
Immanuel then said, "You will be vital in the instrumentation of my future covenant." From the light, a tiny piece of gold in the shape of a tooth was tossed out. "Place this gold on your tooth and make work of our enemies."
The pillar of light faded and Anthony was left alone in the lonely, brown planes with the divine gold tooth. He set his foot free from the vines and immediately jumped toward the gold.
He tried fitting the gold onto his teeth but was met with no results. Eventually though, one of his teeth were receptive and the gold molded itself around the tooth.
Suddenly, Anthony's eyes turned white and rocks began flying up from the ground. He stood up and gusts of wind flew around his body. The surrounding trees waved in the air.
"Solomonia Maccabee." He whispered.
More hellish beasts crawled into the small patch of dirt where Solomonia stood. He looked up at the animals and reached his hand out.