Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 75: Penalty Roulette "A guild...? Can I really do it?"
The landlady was surprised for a moment, then seemed a little troubled, as if things had suddenly gotten too big.
"I'm not planning on making one right now, but it's good to prepare in advance. I'll be the guild master, but I also have to climb the Tower, so I need a 'trustworthy' person to handle the administrative work."
Skill didn't matter.
What was important was trust and faith.
That was the top priority for the guild I intended to create.
This time, our roles were reversed.
It was her turn to tell me her honest feelings. She hesitated for a long time, thinking deeply before finally speaking.
"Whew... I didn't think it would get this big. Do-hee. Thank you for trusting me. It will be a difficult path, but let's walk it together."
Our eyes met.
Her kind brown eyes held a truth that knew nothing of deceit.
"Thank you."
We shared another deep hug, silently feeling the unspoken connection between us.
*
The landlady agreed more easily than I expected and left in a hurry, saying she was about to get busy.
I gave her access to my Pantheon TV account, and even my official seal and ID so she could approve anything done in my name.
If you're going to trust someone, you have to trust them completely.
She seemed to feel a bit burdened by it, but at the very least, she showed no signs of betrayal.
In truth, while I called it a guild, for now, it would be no different from my personal management agency.
As for employees... well, maybe the women who live here but don't have jobs, or the overflowing number of security guards could split the duties?
It was still a little past noon.
It was an awkward time to start streaming again, and I wasn't sleepy, so I decided to take care of some overdue tasks.
First, to sell my breast milk, I packaged it up to be sent to three different places: the World Awakener Association, the Korean Awakener Association, and the Ministry of Food and Drug Safety.
These days, you could easily send packages to the logistics center using the AI auto-navigating drones on the rooftop, ensuring quick delivery.
All I had to do was fill out an application online to sell Awakener-related bodily products and ship the breast milk. It was that simple. The approval would come in a week at the earliest, or a month at the latest.
Of course, this was just the first stage of approval. For the second review, I had to appear in person at the World Awakener Association headquarters. There, I would have to pass various tests, including lie detection, an inspection for hidden item functions, and a check for any contracts with malevolent Constellations, before the final, third review would be held.
It sounded difficult, but people had passed it all before.
There was someone who made and sold armor from the reptilian carapace that grew from their skin, and another who produced potions with their special saliva. So, as long as there were no major issues, it would just take time, but passing itself should be easy.
For the first time in a while, I cleared my head and cleaned the house, then stored all my clothes in the Illusionary Garment.
Is there anything else to do?
From today, the landlady would handle all my ad-related and work-related emails.
When I checked my account, the emails that had been piling up for weeks were already changing from 'unread' to 'read'.
Come to think of it, I'm curious about people's reactions.
I turned on the internet for the first time in a long while and went to the Pantheon TV forums.
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[Tower Climbing Support Gallery]
- Best Posts
[The real reason the great guilds apologized...]
[Re-upload of Lee Do-hee's explicit images]
[Why haven't these great guild bastards apologized for this?]
[Current number of protesters at the Gwanghwamun rally]
[The reason Lee Do-hee ended her stream so abruptly lololol]
[Taking recommendations for Lee Do-hee's penalty list]
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Ugh...
All sorts of lewd pictures had been circulating even when they weren't about me, but now that I was the subject, it was somehow too embarrassing to look.
I thought it would be a moderately lewd picture and let my guard down, but it was a GIF of me under a man, writhing and crying out like some drugged-up bitch.
I-I did that...? Fucking hell...
I couldn't read any more of this.
I left the community, lay down on my bed, and started watching Pantheon TV.
Right, let's see how they rake in the money.
I searched for the number one streamer in the donation rankings and entered their broadcast.
The top-ranking males are all doing that 'Excel' thing, right?
Excel broadcasts.
They were usually streams featuring a group of female streamers. When a donation came in, the designated streamer would come out and do a moderately suggestive dance, and the donation amounts were organized on an Excel sheet to rank them.
The top four streamers were all men who primarily did Excel broadcasts.
Since their content was completely different from mine, I looked for the channel of the female streamer who was ranked fifth overall but was effectively number one in individual rankings.
[Selina: Selina♥ Only for those who like it big♥]
"Oh... The stream title is definitely different..."
The thumbnail showed a pretty, blonde-haired woman with about a third of her large chest exposed.
It'll draw too much attention if I chat or donate, right?
I just watched the stream quietly.
She danced every time a donation came in.
Honestly, her jiggling breasts and moving hips weren't all that lewd. It was just mildly titillating.
Her secret to raking in donations was, of course, milking her simps.
[Savings Oppa, aaah~♥ Thanks again today~ You know I love you, right?]
The woman's coquettish voice felt like it was tickling my ears.
Her voice is nice, too... But I could never do something like that.
I let out a small sigh and left the female streamer's channel.
When I looked her up, I found traces of the stress she'd endured from various mentally unstable people—stories of being stalked, threats of suicide if she didn't meet them.
I guess that's not an easy life either...
As expected, there's no easy way to take other people's money.
Everyone demands a return on what they've spent, whether it's on a game, a woman, or anything else.
Which means there must be something people expect from me in return for the money they've spent.
For the first time, I opened up my own broadcast's donation rankings.
1st. Dohui Tuna So Delicious 2nd. Relics2281 3rd. Dotamuk ... .. . . 10th. Yoon Seong-gi
The top three are familiar faces, as expected. But Yoon Seong-gi in 10th? Is this guy for real?
What did these people expect for all the money they'd donated?
So far, they all seemed to be chatting relatively nicely(?).
Tomorrow... nothing bad will happen, right? I should probably just listen to what the viewers want.
And so, for the first time in a long while, the day ended peacefully as I sat in front of my computer, wandering through the cyber world.
*
The next day.
As usual, I woke up at dawn and started jogging. There was nothing like a morning jog to fix the messed-up biological clock from climbing the Tower.
I'm going to take it easy for a while.
I had cleared the 20th floor and unlocked a head slot.
Currently, I had two armor slots and three head slots empty.
I planned to go up to the 21st floor after getting some decent equipment for those five slots.
While I was at it, I also needed to farm Skill Growth Tickets as a reward for repeatedly clearing the 19th floor.
The 19th floor could be cleared again at a similar difficulty to the first time, and doing so often yielded random rewards, with stats and Skill Growth Tickets being the most common.
Of course, entry was limited to once a week.
For breakfast, I had a healthy meal as usual and did my daily internet surfing.
Today, rather than searching about Awakeners, I skimmed through the incidents and controversies involving streamers that had occurred over the years.
I could end up like that one day.
Public opinion is a fickle thing.
Haa... Why am I so nervous about this? Right, let's just do what they tell me to do.
[Lee Do-hee has started a stream: I'll Do Anything You Want]
- Do-ha - You started early - What's with the title? - You'll do anything I want? Then right now... - Do that thing, that thing
[Dotamuk has donated 50,000 Won] You'll do anything? Spread your pussy right now, you fucking bitch!
"...No, everyone, please calm down."
Why are my viewers the only ones like this...
I was sure the chat in the female streamer's channel yesterday was, at worst, just "ooh-ya," but my channel had no such filter.
"The stream title is because I have to do the penalty roulette, right? I just wrote that for the occasion. You shouldn't get any strange ideas."
- too bad - okay okay, at least you're doing the penalty - I'm excited to see what comes out - Eheheheh - But how are you gonna do it? - Huh, did this channel get a mod?
Some people had already noticed, but I planned to talk about the manager later when I discussed the guild.
"Not all the viewers are here yet, so for now, I'll just chill and browse the cafe, and then we'll do the penalty roulette."
- yeah yeah, we can wait as long as you want - fr the whales aren't here yet - Lee Do-hee knows how to make money - She does need to earn money for gear - agreed
And so, I casually chatted while looking through the cafe, especially window shopping for equipment I'd buy once I had the money.
- Do-hee, you're drooling.
The last headband left behind by Grahlin, the founder of the Battle Mage class.
Agility +40 Special Skills:
Haa... I want something like this.
The price was a whopping 5 billion.
[Remaining Tower Bank Balance: 195,546,500 Won]
I had earned nearly 200 million in just a few days, but it was still nowhere near enough.
And I needed to buy five items like that.
"Graaaaaah!! Why is it so expensive!!!"
- You could earn it all at once if you sell your body - Do-hee, let's sell that, that thing - lolololol - Guys, she might actually sell it if you keep this up - Ahem, ahem, our Do-hee is not that kind of girl! - Our Do-hee is a relatively clean(?) girl - C?lean
Right, 5 billion.
I could probably earn it easily if I secretly sold my body on the side.
I'd skimmed through my emails yesterday, and some rich old fool had offered me 1 billion to spend one night with him. I obviously refused, but dozens of emails like that came in every day. I even got a considerable number of offers from the foreign AV industry and other strange organizations, all after my body.
If I just took them up on their offers and secretly fucked them, I could make 5 billion in a week.
But still, that's not it...
It was my last shred of pride, I guess. This was the one thing I didn't want to do.
"Ahem... Shall we get started with the penalty roulette now?"
As expected of my high-rolling donors, they were all Awakeners, so even though it was a weekday afternoon, all of the top ten were present.
- How does this work?
"Ah, for those who might not know, I'll give a brief explanation."
The penalty roulette.
A penalty roulette on a stream is a little different from a normal one.
The probability of a penalty being chosen increases with the donation amount.
For example, if one person donates 1,000 won and another donates 9,000 won, the chances of their suggested penalties being chosen would be 1:9.
In a way, it was a type of money-making content, but since the penalty had to be carried out if chosen, viewers were highly likely to suggest provocative and humiliating things. That's why most streamers didn't do it unless it was a special occasion.
"Ahem... Then let's begin. The penalty roulette system is on, and if you donate now, it'll be registered automatically! I'll only be taking suggestions for 30 minutes!!"
[Dotamuk has donated 1,000,000 Won] Free onahole pussy open for a week.
What the hell, right from the start...
"N-No!! Things like this aren't allowed. What do you mean, a week!!!"
Shit, don't tell me they're all going to be like this.
- Ah lololol - A week is crossing the line - How about a day? - Let's shorten it a bit - Yeah, a week is a bit much... - Change it to one day?
Fortunately, thanks to public opinion among the viewers, the penalty was modified.
[Free onahole pussy open for a day: 100%]
"Haa... No, is this right? Everyone, this isn't right, is it?"
Even though it was changed to a day, this just didn't seem right, no matter how I looked at it.
I tried to appeal to the viewers once more, but...
- A day is acceptable, no? - Now that's a penalty - You wanna get fucked willingly? Or by force? - If you have a conscience, you'll allow one day - lolololol - But is that even realistically possible?
"Th-That's right. Where am I supposed to do this? What if some weirdo shows up and tries something?"
If I did something like that in real life, I'd be heading straight to the police station. And the next day, I'd be on the front page of the news as a streamer who gets gangbanged for money.
There was also the safety issue.
Who knows? What if a henchman from a great guild secretly coated his dick with poison and injected it into my pussy?
Besides, there was no telling what would happen if a bunch of uncontrolled, horny bastards were gathered in one place.
[Dohui Tuna So Delicious has donated 100,000,000 Won] Just do it. Adding 'free onahole pussy open for a day'!
"...No!! Are you people out of your minds!?"
- lolololol - Whoa, you got 100 million, you can't back out now - Get ready, bitch - Fucking crazy, dropping 100 million on this? - Business is booming today - For that much, you should put out "P-Please suggest other things, too. This is a roulette, everyone. You can't get stuck on one weird thing!"
- Nah, that's all we want - We have one goal~ - Unite, my brothers
[Panini has donated 1,000,000 Won] Adding 'free onahole pussy open for a day'
[... has donated 2,000,000 Won] Me too, adding 'free onahole pussy open for a day'
[... has donated 1,000,000 Won] Unite, my brothers~! Adding 'free onahole pussy open for a day'
[... has donated 500,000 Won] Ah, fuck it lolol adding 'free onahole pussy open for a day'
[... has donated 50,000 Won] Still not gonna do it? Adding 'free onahole pussy open for a day'
"Ah... What is this?"
An insane amount of donations had already poured in.
The moment I canceled this, I'd be immortalized in the streamer incidents and controversies hall of shame.
"W-Wait a minute... Everyone, stop. No, fucking stop! You crazy sons of bitches!!!"
I screamed, but it was too late.
Countless donations requesting 'free onahole pussy open for a day' flooded the screen. I couldn't believe my viewers had this much firepower; the donations were scrolling up as fast as the chat messages.
- lolololololol - Not so fast - Bye-bye, Do-hee - Pussy, get ready - Something something ambulance red light - Let's gooo!!!
"G-Guys, this is real life. You can't just force something this ridiculous to happen, you know?"
[Dotamuk has donated 1,000,000 Won] Yeah, so what~ Adding 'free onahole pussy for a day'
- lolololol - King-so-what - What can you do besides spread your pussy? - Just get fucked quietly lol - Ah, gotta admit, that 'so what' was king These crazy bastards... They're not listening at all...
It felt like they were determined to see this through to the end.
I desperately wracked my brain for one last idea.
"A fan meeting, you said you wanted a fan meeting!! I'll do a great job with that!!"
[Relics2281 has donated 20,000,000 Won] That is the fan meeting we were talking about. Adding 'free onahole pussy for a day'~
"Ah, y-yes?? Th-th-th-that was the fan meeting?"
I-I'm screwed.
I couldn't see any way out, and as if to say they wouldn't accept any excuses, the donations started pouring in again.
It was nice to get a lot of money, but I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Uh... Ueh...?"
- lolololol - Why'd this bitch suddenly turn stupid - Just put out for them already! - You don't know what a pussy fan meeting is? - This is the new fan meeting trend~ - Fuck, my dream is finally coming true - I donated to this stream all this time just to fuck this bitch - Is this that grooming thing or whatever? - Hey, bitch, snap out of it and run the stream lol
Suddenly, I remembered wondering last night what my viewers hoped to get in return for all the money they spent.
And the answer was unfolding right before my eyes.
Their goal was singular.
To fuck my pussy.
"Aah..."
I stared, mesmerized, at the spectacle of countless donation messages and chat comments scrolling by like mad.
*
About 50 minutes later.
The backlog of donation messages finally ended, and the final results were in.
[Free onahole pussy open for a day: 99.7%] [Mint chocolate tteokbokki mukbang: 0.1%] [Bug mukbang: 0.1%] [Using a cat-like speech pattern for a day: 0.1%]
"Ah..."
With overwhelming firepower, 'pussy open for a day' had reached 99.7%. This could hardly be called a roulette anymore.
The roulette wheel in the top right corner of the screen was completely covered in red, the color representing 'pussy open for a day'.
- Spin it already - Let's gooo!!! - History is being made today - History my ass lol - Hurry, hurry!!!
For a moment, I thought about just canceling it...
[Total Donations Today: 4,415,764,319]
Over 4 billion...
I was dumbfounded. If I just got through this, I could even buy that 5-billion-won item from earlier.
Gulp...
Right, I've come too far to cancel now.
More importantly, the trust between me and my viewers would be broken.
0.3 percent? I can do this.
"F-Fine. Let's do this!!!"
- What's with the sudden confidence lol - Don't tell me she's actually banking on that 0.3%? - Hehehe - lololol she's lost her mind
I am the man who beat one-in-six-billion odds.
The man who once stood at the pinnacle of the world!
"I'm spinning it!!!"
I close my eyes and feel the energy.
There is always a way out.
Even if the odds are slim, even if everyone says it's impossible, I have always succeeded.
You think I, Lee Do-hee, can't break through a mere 0.3%?!
I'll show you.
As long as there is even the smallest sliver of hope, I will not give up!!!
"Let's goooooo!!!!!"
Click!
The moment I felt a jolt of inspiration, I pressed the mouse button without hesitation.
The roulette wheel spun rapidly.
"Please, please, please, please!!!!!!"
The wheel was a blur of red.
But I knew there were other, tiny slivers of color.
I could see them—blue, yellow, purple.
Please!!!
[Ding~]
[You have landed on 'Free onahole pussy open for a day'. Congratulations!]
"Ah..."
- Like that would ever happen lol - Why does she look so disappointed lol - It wasn't even close, it landed on the complete opposite side lol - You wish lol - What hope were you clinging to, human? - Celebration) We can finally fuck Lee Do-hee
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