AN: Text has been modified to rhyme.
I sat imprisoned deep in Tartarus below,
My meat hadn't been beaten, as you probably know.
Shocked like a whore when Hades made his move,
He stripped my seductive powers right out of the groove.
Casual sex brought me no joy or delight,
I desperately needed male love day and night.
So I put up posters all over the land,
That Gejtos is searching for the finest male hand.
A thousand candidates showed up at my door,
Each holding a bouquet, wanting nothing more.
One candidate caught my eye right away,
He bore the title of lord of darkness that day.
I shouted "Get lost you heterosexual fool,
Go do that with your wife by the pool."
He told me he was bisexual and done,
No longer satisfied with his wife, not one.
I thought I'd take Hades straight to my bed,
I wanted to test him before going ahead.
He invited me over to his glorious place,
Betrayed his wife and took many dicks with a smile on his face.
He gave me a drink and spoke words soft and sweet,
Not knowing he'd slipped something in my treat.
The last thing I recall is his laughter so bright,
And his tiny little member deep in the night.
That's how I woke up in Tartarus again,
Who controls whose fate will soon become plain.
Hades imprisoned the greatest Greek gay,Even in Tartarus I'm hard every day. Oh, all of the underworld will hear Hades scream, Sperm and blood will flow like Styx in a dream.
They threw another sucker right into my cell,
Apparently women had put him through hell.
They promised him rescue from the rocky shore,
All he got was his dignity shown to the door.
At the sight of me he got fired up fast,
Ages had passed since a man held him fast.
We fondled each other's nipples with care,
And touched the tips of our members right there.
Two of the greatest gays joined up their might,
And generated enormous power that night.
His member was hot like a boiler room's core,
It shot out great flames and did nothing but roar.
With it he melted the bars of our cell,
Terrible Gorgons dropped dead where they fell.
We both shared the very same glorious goal,
To take a dump on Hades' face and take toll.
By the river Styx we find Charon standing there,
We offer him our asses without a care.
Hades will soon find out what we've planned,
His wood will never burn again in this land.
Hades imprisoned the greatest Greek gay, Even in Tartarus I'm hard every day. Oh, all of the underworld will hear Hades scream, Sperm and blood will flow like Styx in a dream.
We slowly creep into Hades' palace at night,
We catch him combing his pubes in the light.
Homoteus burns half his face with a roar,
A lust for revenge he just couldn't ignore.
Because of this Hades breaks down and cries,
It amused me so much I gave him a suprise.
Through tears he confessed Persephone's game,
She forced him to act and put him to shame.
She didn't want Greece to see the greatest gay,
So Hades had his hands tied every day.
He always had to agree with her every demand,
Or Zeus would get furious and make things unplanned.
I figured Zeus could freeze over and rot,
And beating Persephone would tie up the plot.
We find her in her room hiding away,
She got scared and begged for alliance that day.
I don't want to hear it, she gets fire from Homoteus' might,
She starts screaming and crying deep into the night.
I bind her in chains and pull on her ear,
I shout "Bitch this is Sparta" so everyone can hear.
And kick her straight down to Tartarus below,
I return to my friends feeling quite the hero.
Back with Hades and Homoteus we celebrate right,
We start having fun deep into the night.
For many hours we played every erotic game,
And ended up in a polyamorous flame.
Everything ended well, the gays live on strong,
The next generation will carry the song.
We marry Hades and Homoteus with pride,
Before long the first Greek gay club opens wide.
Our joy however came to a sudden end,
When a Viking appeared around the bend.