A/n pointed at Saturo with pure betrayal in his eyes."You F'ING TRAITOR."
"You brought in a replacement for me?!"
Saturo immediately raised both hands defensively."No no no.""I thought it would lessen your burden."
"The meat eater" instantly stepped forward like an overdramatic butler who had trained his entire life for this exact moment."Do as young master says."
Tiny pause."It is your greatest pleasure to even speak to young master."
The entire room fell silent.Even the narrator looked uncomfortable.
A/n slowly raised one hand. "Hakai."
The meat eater disappeared instantly.
Saturo looked horrified.
"YOU F'ING ERASED HIM FROM EXISTENCE YOU MORON."
A/n casually flicked his finger.
flick. The meat eater immediately reappeared on the floor coughing dramatically while gasping for air like he had just returned from the afterlife itself.
"I AM BACK." "I AM BACKKK."
Narrator instantly panicked and grabbed his shoulders emotionally
"YOU LIVE."
A/n stared at both of them with the dead expression of a man who had mentally given up on life years ago.
The narrator slowly let go."…ohhh."
Saturo crossed his arms smugly."Looks like someone's PTM didn't go well."
A/n immediately pointed accusingly at him."All went according to my plan."
Saturo stared at him for several seconds.
"…you ain't Ainz Ooal Gown homie."
A/n : "Silence brat."
Meanwhile—
the Swampert slowly raised one hand.
"Swampert…"A/n : Translation: "Can we PLEASE return to the actual script now?"
Swampert pointed toward Saturo accusingly."Swampert swampert."
Translation: "I use Hydro Pump."
"You go flying."
"Bubbles."
Saturo slowly removed his glasses with unnecessary dramatic energy.
Escanor immediately recognized the signs.The Metang physically recoiled backward.
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Saturo closed his eyes slowly.
"I always wanted to do this…"
Then—
after carefully checking that nobody except his Pokémon was nearby—
the absolute idiot began chanting.
Loudly.With full emotional commitment.
"Darker than the abyssal trenches…"
"Bluer than the deepest oceans…"
The water left behind from the earlier Hydro Pump and the water on the floor slowly began vibrating unnaturally.
Escanor covered his face with one metallic claw.
"Awaken, O slumbering torrents of the primeval world…"."AND HEED THE CALL OF THIS BLUE EYED YOUNG MASTER!"
The puddles scattered around the room suddenly rose into the air.
Water spiraled around Saturo dramatically like a miniature storm.
Even the narrator started looking concerned."Let the boundary between the heavens and the sea collapse into a singular beautiful vortex of destruction!"
Swampert slowly took one step backward. "…huh?"
"Wash away the foolish sins of this Pokémon!"
"Crash upon the earth and leave nothing but pure cascading ruin!"
The spiraling water violently condensed above Saturo's hand.
The pressure inside the room started increasing rapidly. Carnivine immediately climbed onto the ceiling fan for safety.
"WIELDER OF THE SUPREME."
"FORBIDDEN.""AND MOST GLORIOUS HYDRAULIC ARTS…"
"My name…"
Saturo dramatically pointed toward himself.
"…IS SATURO OF THE GOJO CLAN ."
Escanor sighed with the exhaustion of a father of three paying taxes.
"LET THE HAMMER OF THE GREAT FLOOD DESCEND—"
"DELUGE!!!"
The gathered water instantly compressed into a glowing sphere above Saturo's palm.
The entire room trembled violently.
Silence followed.
Swampert stared blankly at the floating sphere of destruction.
"…whattttt is this sorcery."
The shiny Honedge floated beside him silently.
"…was the chanting even necessary."
Saturo pointed confidently without a shred of shame."It makes me look cool. "
A/n : "That is NOT how abilities work."
Saturo : "Nuh uh."
Escanor slowly floated toward the nearest wall while internally questioning every life decision that had led him to this moment.
The Metang silently watched Saturo continue posing dramatically with floating water behind him like the protagonist of the world's most legally questionable anime adaptation.
<…mother truly deserves financial compensation for dealing with this every day.>
As he said in his pokemon voice
Hey dad maybe you forgot the step of defusing the attack
Then saturo unleahed the attack
The whole room except saturo was floded thank god Ace and rem were with pop's and granny
Man suggest me names for the two new additions
Swampert and it's shiny hooenedge
Thx for power stones
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