Ayanokouji POV
The 3rd day has already passed, and surprisingly, nothing notable happened as of late. Daigo hasn't made a move yet, but I have a feeling he might strike at some point but who knows. Ryuen hasn't been active as well, I guess he's still probably recovering from the trauma I gave him back at the rooftop. Anyways, around the second day before now. I asked Kaguya and Karuizawa to continue keeping an eye on Nagumo's potential activities on their end. Karuizawa told me about the fact that Kamuro has been very distrustful to Ichinose and Kaguya told me that Nanami-senpai was planning to stem a certain bleeding. A situation that is slowly brewing on their end.
It was the night of the 3rd day as I entered one of the large public baths. As I arrived, I noticed that surprisingly every boy from Class S is here as well as some other familiar names from different classes. I noticed that Ike and Yamauchi are there but also some students from Class B like Shibata. What the hell is going on here?
As I looked around, I also exchanged glances with Kanzaki from Class B who noticed my presence.
"Well, this is unusual" he said
"Which one? the fact that everyone from Class S is here, or the fact that Ike and Yamauchi are huddled around with your classmates?" I asked
"That depends. I heard from Moriyama and Hikigaya that Koenji has been a handful huh?" Kanzaki said
"Well, you could say that"
"Also, I heard that the student council president himself lost to someone from Class S, was it you?" he asked
"No, it was someone else" I replied
I also noticed that Akito and Keisei are also here as well. Just how big is this place?
"Hey Kiyotaka" Akito greeted me
"It's kinda strange seeing this many people in one public bath" Keisei said
"It's not that bad, I mean we're all men, right? We can hang out wherever we want" Karma said
"I suppose so" Keisei said sounding unsure
"Hey! Kanzaki over here!" We heard Shibata shout from his location. I was curious about what's going on there, so I went to whatever business they are doing.
"Ayanokouji! join us as well" Yamauchi said
"Hell's going on here?" Kei asked as Yuuichi, Tatsuya, and the rest of the Class S boys are here too.
"Shibata what's going on here?" Kanzaki asked
"Well, you see, Yamauchi and the rest of us are having a little fun here over something interesting if you know what I mean" Shibata said
"No, I don't" Kanzaki replied
"Interesting? what do you mean?" Yuuichi asked
"You see Katagiri, we're talking about whose got the biggest one in school!" he exclaimed
Class S and I were dumbfounded by what Shibata meant until Karma suddenly spoke
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh I see."
"See what Karma-san?" Kazuto asked
"I don't like where this is going" Tatsuya said with a displeased tone
"Same" Akise said while facepalming
"Ohhh I see what you mean, alright show it to us" Kei said
"Huh?! What are you saying!?" Yuuichi screamed
"Isn't this too inappropriate?" Miyuki asked
"Looks like I know where this is going" Sora said smirking
"Looks like you guys know anyway here" Shibata said as he took off his towel which exposed his groin.
"...*sigh* I knew it" Tatsuya said
"Wow, you call that big?" Kei laughed
"Okay, I see what Karma-san meant now" Kazuto said while looking away
"Not bad, but just like Kei-kun said, is that all?" Karma asked
This is a weird situation that I gotten myself I hope things don't get weirder from here, that's until Sudo also joined the fray as he put his hand on my shoulder
"Hey! Ayanokouji what's going on here" Sudo asked
"Take a look" I said while pointing at Shibata and his...well, weapon
"Woah, you guys are doing this?"
"Come on Ken join in" Ike said
"Alright so who's the alpha here?" Sudo asked proudly
"Well since we're comparing our sticks how about I start off for Class S" Karma said confidently. Well, this can't get any worse right?
Karma began to take his towel off and showed his thing to the others.
"Danggg, that's pretty good NGL" Shibata said
"Why am I even here?" Tatsuya asked himself. Is this torture for him?
"Nice stick, but it looks too medium to me Karma-san" Kei said while Yuuichi is facepalming
I don't know why I was dragged into this random and meaningless competition, but I guess I can't do anything about it.
"Not bad Karma, but it's now my turn" Sudo confidently showed his and to the horror of Karma, he lost.
"You gotta be kidding" Karma was in disbelief
"Ha! see, I can beat Class S at something" Sudo said sounding proud of himself.
"This means that I'm the alpha here" he added as suddenly boisterous laughter was heard and it was from Yahiko.
"Alpha you?" Yahiko continued laughing however the Sudo took a glance at his naked body and from there the contest immediately a defeat for Yahiko.
"Hahahaha, come on that's not even close to Sudo's" Kei said laughing
"Oh yeah why don't you show yours then?" Yahiko said
"Gladly" as Kei effortlessly removed his towel to show his "weapon"
"Wow"
"Wait that's even bigger than mine" Yahiko said in shame
"See looks like mine is bigger" the short statured boy said
"Kei! put the towel back on" Yuuichi said while looking away
"Not bad Kei, but Sudo's is still bigger than yours unfortunately" Sora said mocking Kei
"I know shut up" Kei said as he pouts
"Fine, hey Katsuragi come here" Yahiko called out Katsuragi who was also in this public bath as well.
"What do you want? I have no interest in joining this childish competition" Katsuragi said.
"That's not entirely true" Hashimoto now steps in
"You know, since Class S is currently above us. Would it make sense to prove to them that we are the superior class and should be the superior class hmmm?" Hashimoto said as he was trying to convince Katsuragi to join in as well.
"Come on Katsuragi, bring it" Sudo said
"*sigh* why am I dragged into this mess?" Katsuragi asked himself before removing his towel. As almost everyone gasped. Ike and Yamauchi who are acting as the judges crouched and checked
"W-wow....not bad Katsuragi" Ike said
"Yeah, I guess this is why you're Class A's trump card"
"This is just revolting" Togami was apparently also here in the same bath as he left the scene
I noticed the reactions of Class S, Tatsuya seems displeased, Kazuto looked like he's seen a horror movie, Karma looked intrigued? what is going on, Akise was trying to process the weird situation he gotten himself into, Sora and Kei looked interest. I think Light and Ryuzaki are keeping quiet, but they just looked at each other, puzzled by what's going on. Suzaku as well was puzzled while Lelouch was rubbing his temple with a face that says "why am I even here?", same with Miyuki who just couldn't believe what's going on here.
"This is stupid..." Katsuragi said
"And the judgement is....a draw" Yamauchi announced. Both Ike and Shibata looked and tried to see any comparisons from Sudo's and Katsuragi's, but they also determined that it was tough to decide so they also call it a draw.
*sigh* I think this is good enough that the both of us will have 1st place but please leave me alone" Katsuragi said as he returned from his original area.
"Not bad, but how naive of you guys" This time a new person arrived, and it was Ishizaki from Class D.
"Ha! don't make laugh Ishizaki. I know that mine is bigger than yours" Sudo said confidently
"Ohh I'm not the one competing, Albert it's your turn" he said as the big man himself arrived.
Almost every boy all went into an uproar as Albert arrived at the scene
"Woah, bringing out the big guns, are we?" Kei asked
"Please stop" I've never seen Yuuichi this unsatisfied before. He was shaking his head and face palming
'Ohh come on Yuuichi-kun, don't tell me you've never seen someone else's dick before?' he asked
"Wait you what?" Karma asked as everyone looked at Yuuichi
"Hey why are you guys looking at me like that?!" He shouted
"Is that true Katagiri?" Shibata asked
"Hold on, first of all, I've only seen my own when I take a bath, but yes I've never seen other people's dicks before" he replied
"Well, you're lucky that you get to witness some right guys?" Sora asked everyone. Most of the other cheered while those of Class S aside from Karma and Kei were groaning.
"Well let's begin, I mean given that you're a foreigner, show us your weapon" Karma said speaking in English, I have to admit. He's quite fluent
"Sure" Albert replied in English as he took his towel off and the moment the weapon was shown, Sudo's expression went from confident to disbelief immediately.
"Wooohooo, looks like he blew Sudo out of the water with that" really Kei. I swear I think there was a joke in there somewhere but even if I find it funny, I wouldn't be able to laugh.
"I...I lost" Sudo said who was now the former alpha, knelt down in defeat.
"Unbelievable, so this is Albert's weapon?!" Shibata shouted sounding defeated as the Yamauchi, Ike and the rest, felt defeat.
"Hahahahaha, it seems that you children have been amusing yourselves." A new voice was heard and this time it was Koenji's
"Do you not see what's going on? just look at this. It's hopeless" Yamauchi said as he points at Albert's "weapon"
"Ha! At least Red hair-kun tried his best." Koenji said
"What are you saying, you think you can beat him?" Sudo asked in frustration after his defeat
"Well, if you put it like that. I am the perfect existence after all thus I have the perfect body" Koenji said arrogantly
"Well, Mr. "I'm Perfect at everything", show us then" Kei said
"No problem, I mean I can defeat any of you pitiful creatures easily." Koenji said as he now confronts Albert
"You think you can beat Albert?! Good luck with that" Ishizaki said
"Well, this is getting interesting" Karma said
"I'm not interested in pointing my blade at someone who's no match for me, but..."
"Watch carefully gentlemen, because you are about to be living witnesses to history" Koenji said with a lot of pride.
With that Koenji made a pose while removing his towel revealing his sword. In that instant, everyone was utterly shocked even Ryuzaki who always keeps a calm face had his eyes widened.
I could hear Albert softly said beside me
"Oh my god"
"Behold, I have proven once more why I'm the perfect existence" he sounds proud of himself.
"No, no way, is this even possible?" Kei asked in shock
"There's no way that could even be classified as a sword" Sora said in disbelief
"He's not human!" Shibata shouted
It was overwhelming for the boys. Sudo, Ishizaki, and the rest couldn't utter a single word. Albert maybe a bazooka, but compared to Koenji's, it's like a tank. I don't think there is anyone even from Class S can match something like this. Every one of us were speechless until...
"Kukuku, Hold it right there Koenji"
With that familiar laugh. Ryuen has now arrived on the scene.
"Come to challenge me Dragon boy? Unfortunately, it's already too late. Even Class S couldn't handle my perfection." Koenji said
"No, but there is someone who can" Ryuen said, I have a bad feeling about this.
"Really, then who might that be?" Koenji asked
"That person is..."
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"Him"
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Everyone looked at who Ryuen was pointing at and.....it was me.
"Huh?! are you sure?" Ike asked
"Come one there's no way he can beat him!" Yahiko shouted
"I agree, there's no way even he can beat him in that" Kei said referring to Koenji's tank
"Sorry but I have to decline" I said
"Are you sure monster? Don't tell me you're scared of taking him down" Ryuen said mockingly. Is he really asking for another beating?
"Haha! there's nothing to be ashamed of Ayanokouji boy, besides even you acknowledge how perfect I am"
"Come on Kiyotaka-kun, you have to beat that narcissist" Karma said
"Yeah, that's right. We already proved time and time again that we are the best class in this school and you're backing out from this?" Kei asked
"You said that you want to win no matter what so win for us" Sora said
"Take it off, Take it off, Take it off" the chanting began from almost everyone. This really is troublesome.
"Come on Ayanokouji, at least put up a fight for us" Sudo said begging me
I can see the looks of Class S, even though some of them were disgusted. They at least gave their support by giving me thumbs ups.
"*sigh* If you say so"
I removed my towel from my waist and showed my weapon to everyone. With that the chanting immediately stopped as everyone was now in shock and awe at what they saw. Even Ryuzaki and Tatsuya who were calm the entire time had their mouths opened in shock.
3rd Person POV (Class S' thoughts)
Karma: No way, there's no way Kiyotaka-kun's that big. His is bigger than both my previous class, Class E and Class S combined. Just what kind of crazy power does he have!?!?
Sora: wow, it's bigger than what I expected. Ohh man I hope Shiro doesn't see this6
Kazuto: How can an ordinary teenage boy have such big stick!?? I can't let Asuna see this.
Shirogane: That is the biggest thing I've ever seen; I can't let Kaguya see this.
Akise: Is this guy even human?
Tatsuya: I didn't think it would be possible for one part of the human body to be this big.
Light: This is just unbelievable
Ryuzaki: How did "that man" even raise him to have something like this?
Lelouch: he's no human, he's the devil himself if someone like that wields this kind of weapon.
Suzaku: and I thought that nuclear explosion that I did was bigger
Yuuichi: I can't believe Kiyotaka has something like that up his sleeve. I don't think any man on Earth can beat that
Kei: I know I'm a genius and all but as expected of Kiyotaka-san. He truly is remarkable.
Oreki: It's that big? whatever
Back to Ayanokouji POV
Everyone was shocked at what they saw. I guess, mine is that big after all.
"Hahaha! I'm honestly impressed Ayankouji boy. To think that there is someone who can come close to me" Koenji said
"...it's like seeing two t-rexes battling there" one of the boys said in awe
"Not bad, but it doesn't matter, I still win. If you're using your t-rex as an example, then the difference lies in how much prey we've eaten. In other words, the difference lies in experience" Koenji said as he returned to his bath.
All the while Class S is still in shock.