(Intro)
(A-H-I-R-O — AHIRO!!)
(Verse 1)
An overwhelming harem fan, hated by them all,
Everyone thought he was just an idiot, standing tall.
Go-Go-Go, Harem Fan Ahiro!
Cheated by a teacher, he was headed for a fall.
On the way to school, his eyes caught a silver gale,
Oh-Ho! Struck down by a tragic tale.
(Pre-Chorus)
Just when he was gonna lose his dignity—of HAREM!
Transitioned on a shore of the sea,
There was nothing but water as far as he could see.
OH NO! He screamed in total shock—
"O-M-H!" (Oh My Harem!)
(Chorus)
He's on an island now, but not a lonely soul,
A woman appeared to take a leading role.
It was his librarian! (No-Oh!)
Talking in comedy, they went a bit too far,
Then into the jungle with the fear of a future scar.
(AIEEE!) Screaming with fear,
Both scared by a creature drawing near. (OH GOD!)
(Verse 2)
Time passed by, and he met a "hotty chick,"
Named Rin—whose slaps are always fast and quick.
But he just gives her a grin,
Stuck in a tragedy where the unknown begins.
Meeting only girls? It's the biggest coincidence yet,
The Goddess informed them of a reality they won't forget.
Something called "Dent"—(What?! BAM!)
The "Erased" happened in every reality of them all! (BOOM!)
(Bridge)
Many more harem tropes happened, but—
"There are too many, I can't explain it all!" said Ahiro.
(Ooh! Ah!)
In the East Harem Saga, in the Resident of Harem,
No one knows what's going to happen.
Kissing each other? It's totally shameless!
(Yes, Yes! 1000 Girls!)
(Verse 3)
Action with Mana, winning the fight—but then he lost! (OH NO!)
"Don't say OH NO, say OH HAREM!" Ahiro tossed.
He tried to win alone but lost everything instead,
The girls are gone... Harem is dead...
(Sob, sob)
"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll eat a bra!" (OF RIN'S!)
(Outro)
By the instruction of God, he attempted suicide...
After death, what's waiting on the other side?
(+, -, =, #, @, *, $)
Reincarnating 200 times!
Let's see who watches all the tragedy and crimes.
The King of Harem is one and only,
Aijo... Ahiro!!!
The one who was erased from reality!
(Whatever...)
Your original music track is ready to play above! It features a quirky, high-energy Bedroom Pop sound with a frantic male vocal to match Ahiro's chaotic life. How do you like the way it turned out?
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