Inside the soba shop after closing, only Reiza, the guild chairman, the owner of a nearby stall, and I remained.
The guild chairman wore a troubled expression. "We need to figure something out here."
The stall owner sold "marmal" — fried balls of grain, basically a simple snack popular with kids across the city. But recently, business had taken a hit.
"Crepes are just too cheap. The children are all going there instead."
Kids couldn't use tabs, so they always paid in copper coins. At one copper per crepe, it was an unbeatable deal. The stall owner's route mainly overlapped with my soba shop area, far from Royza's and Almar's stalls, so there hadn't been much conflict before. But now even the kids from this district were making the trip.
The chairman sighed. "Look, it's Izumi's shop, so I brought you two together. But the other guy is operating in a different district and following the proper courtesies. I'm not really eager to push this too hard."
He wasn't fully on the stall owner's side.
"Even if we do something, what exactly? The influence is reaching across districts. Short of telling people not to open shops in the City of Knowledge, there's not much to do. Or are you going to start selling crepes too?"
The stall owner thought hard. "If it goes beyond healthy competition, I'll have to consider my options…"
I didn't want to drive the man out of business. Other restaurants had already coordinated with their local guild chairmen to avoid direct overlap. My Sekauma had almost no competitors, and the elf and dwarf wines had replaced forced labor brewing, so they were actually a net positive.
We kept drinking while talking it over. The discussion was serious, yet we were all steadily emptying glasses of my delicious wine.
"You three are drinking way too much. Switch to juice," Reiza scolded, replacing our wine with fresh fruit juice I had magically prepared.
The chairman's eyes suddenly lit up. "That's it! Juice!"
He slammed his hand on the table. "Give this guy your fruit juice to sell alongside his marmal! The kids will buy both."
It was a perfect compromise. I agreed to supply the juice at a low wholesale price so he could sell it at a fair retail rate.
"Carbonated juice might be even better…" I muttered. The dwarves and adventurers had taken to beer well. Kids were flexible — if it tasted good and had that fun fizz, they'd love it.
The next day I tested it. The children's delighted squeals of "It tickles!" and "So fun!" confirmed it. Carbonated drinks were going to be a hit.
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That night, after closing, Reiza and I were cleaning up the shop.
"…My sister's already pregnant, and now I'm pregnant too, you know," she grumbled, puffing her cheeks cutely while wiping tables.
Yes, I had knocked her up as well.
"What are we going to do about the shop, seriously?"
Her round, toned ass looked incredibly erotic as she bent over. I couldn't resist.
I stepped behind her and started groping her plump ass cheeks firmly, kneading the soft yet firm flesh.
"W-wait…♡" Reiza let out a sweet, needy moan despite her tsundere tone.
Her tanned half-elf skin was flushed. The usually aloof, sharp-tongued beauty who never got close to anyone was now completely submissive to me.
"Hey, Reiza… let's go upstairs."
We headed to the second floor where I used to live. The bed was still there. As we climbed the stairs I kept groping and pinching her breasts from behind, twisting her hard nipples.
"Aahn♡ Don't…♡"
"Hiii♡ D-don't pinch so hard♡"
By the time we reached the room, Reiza's face was already melted into a needy, female expression. I sat her on the bed and pulled out my thick, rock-hard cock right in front of her face.
"…Aaaahhh♡♡♡"
Without needing any order, Reiza kissed the tip lovingly, then rubbed her cheek against the shaft like a devoted pet.
"It's so big♡♡♡ This cock got me pregnant♡♡♡ I'm so happy carrying your child♡♡♡"
She opened her mouth wide and took me in, sucking eagerly with wet, obscene sounds.
*Slurp… gluck… schlurp!*
Her head bobbed passionately, cheeks hollowed, completely lost in worshiping my cock.
"Reiza, it's not safe to creampie your pussy right now. Where do you want it?"
She pulled off with a wet pop, strings of saliva connecting her lips to my glistening cock, and turned around, presenting her tight ass.
"…H-here♡"
"You perverted girl. You want anal?"
"I want to feel your cock deep inside me♡♡♡"
"If I wreck your ass, it'll never be the same. Your shithole will become a loose, gaping cumdump that can't hold anything in. You'll leak cum and maybe even shit whenever you walk. Is that really what you want?"
Reiza shivered violently with lust, spreading her own ass cheeks wide.
"Yes♡♡♡ Please destroy my dirty asshole♡♡♡ Turn Reiza's shithole into a useless, gaping meat toilet♡♡♡"
I carried her to the toilet and gave her a strong magical laxative to clean her out completely.
"Hiiiigiiiiii!!! "
Her belly gurgled loudly as she emptied everything. While she was embarrassed and moaning, I kissed her deeply and comforted her.
After thoroughly washing and lubricating her ass with magic, I brought her back to the bed.
"Ready to get your ass ruined?"
"Yes♡ Please♡"
Reiza held her own ass open in that humiliating position, eyes sparkling with anticipation.
I pressed my thick cockhead against her tight pink pucker and pushed in slowly at first.
"Oooooohhhhh♡♡♡ My ass is spreading♡♡♡ It's going in so deep♡♡♡"
She squirted hard the moment I bottomed out, her pussy gushing even though nothing was inside it.
"You're such a filthy anal slut, Reiza. Cumming from just having your shithole filled."
"Yes♡♡♡ Thank you for ruining my ass♡♡♡ It feels so good♡♡♡ My hole is stretching so wide♡♡♡"
I grabbed her long hair like reins and yanked her head back sharply while starting to thrust.
*PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!*
The sound of my hips slamming into her firm ass echoed loudly.
"Tell me what you are while I wreck this greedy asshole."
"I'm a perverted anal whore♡♡♡ Reiza's shithole exists only for Master's cock♡♡♡ Destroy it more! Make it gape forever♡♡♡"
I slapped her face hard — *SMACK!* — then choked her slender neck from behind while pounding her ass mercilessly. My other hand reached around to slap her swinging tits and pinch her nipples brutally.
"Beg properly, you dirty half-elf bitch. Louder."
"Please choke me harder♡♡♡ Slap my face red while you ruin my ass♡♡♡ Pull my hair and treat me like a brainless anal cumdump♡♡♡ I want to feel your cock rearrange my guts♡♡♡"
I yanked her hair harder, forcing her back to arch deeply as I railed her. I pulled out completely, making her gape obscenely, then slammed back in balls-deep repeatedly. Each time I slapped her ass cheeks bright red, then her face, then choked her until her eyes rolled.
After several minutes of savage anal pounding, I pulled out, dragged her to the edge of the bed, and forced my ass-flavored cock straight down her throat.
"Clean it, toilet. Taste your own dirty ass on my cock."
"Gluck—! Gluuuurk♡♡♡ Yes, Master♡♡♡ I love tasting my wrecked asshole on your dick♡♡♡ Facefuck me harder while I choke on it♡♡♡"
I held her head with both hands and brutally facefucked her, slapping her bulging cheeks and pulling her hair while her throat convulsed around me. Drool poured everywhere. I slapped her tits hard, making them bounce, then went back to choking her neck as I used her throat like a pussy.
After thoroughly abusing her mouth, I flipped her onto her back, pushed her legs up to her shoulders, and slammed back into her now-looser asshole in full nelson position.
"Look at this pathetic face while I destroy your shithole," I growled, slapping her cheeks repeatedly.
"I'm cumming♡♡♡ My ass feels so good♡♡♡ I'm just a stupid anal meat toilet♡♡♡ Choke me! Slap me! Pull my hair and break my mind with your cock♡♡♡"
I pounded her relentlessly for what felt like hours — switching between deep anal thrusts, rough facefucking, choking, hair-pulling, and constant slapping of her face, tits, and ass. The dirty talk never stopped.
"You're going to walk around with a permanently ruined, cum-leaking asshole from now on. Every time you sit, you'll remember you're my anal cumdump."
"Yes♡♡♡ I want that♡♡♡ Make my shithole useless except for your cock♡♡♡ I'll leak your cum all day like a broken whore♡♡♡ Breed my ass! Fill my guts with thick cum♡♡♡"
I came the first time deep in her bowels, flooding her intestines. Reiza screamed and squirted violently, then passed out from the intensity with an ahegao face.
But I wasn't done.
Even while she was unconscious, I kept using her limp body — pounding her gaping asshole, slapping her unconscious face lightly, pulling her hair, and choking her neck while whispering filthy promises. I pumped load after load into her ruined ass — seven times total — until thick white cum bubbled and overflowed from her permanently stretched hole every time I pulled out.
When she finally woke up, her eyes were hazy with pleasure.
"…My ass…♡♡♡ My ass feels so empty and loose♡♡♡"
"It's completely destroyed now. Your shithole is just a cum reservoir."
"I'm so happy♡♡♡ Thank you for turning Reiza's ass into your personal cumdump♡♡♡"
I pulled out slowly. A huge torrent of thick cum gushed out of her ruined, gaping anus.
Reiza eagerly spread her cheeks wide, showing off the destruction, then crawled to me and lovingly cleaned my cock with her mouth, sucking every drop while moaning happily.
"Please use my broken ass anytime, Master♡♡♡ Reiza is your anal meat toilet forever♡♡♡"