After everything that had happened lately — time-traveling kids, history rewrites, fairy wars, and way too many near-apocalyptic disasters — I decided it was time to do absolutely nothing productive.
I headed to a quiet hot spring resort to unwind and let my brain turn to mush for a while.
The moment I stepped into the open-air bath, a familiar sight greeted me.
"Kyuu♪"
Armadillo-kun was already soaking in the water, looking perfectly content.
It was nice that all the non-human residents could enjoy the springs, but the sheer variety of shapes and sizes made the atmosphere feel… chaotic. Still, I was here to relax, so I stripped down and slipped into the steaming water.
I poured some sake into a small ceramic bottle and took a long, lazy sip while watching Armadillo-kun paddle around.
"Come to think of it, this is the men's bath. So… are you a boy, Armadillo-kun?"
"Kyuu?"
He tilted his head, staring curiously at the sake bottle like he had never seen alcohol before.
Right. He used to live in the slums. Maybe he really hadn't.
"Here, have some."
I offered him the bottle. He was an adult, right? Probably. I had no idea.
"Kyuu…"
He took a cautious sip.
"Kyuu!!"
Apparently it was delicious. Good.
We ended up drinking together, even though we couldn't actually understand each other's words.
"I have no idea how to raise a kid!"
"Kyuu!"
"My son has a cross-dressing fetish and crushes dicks for fun!"
"Kyuu!"
Armadillo-kun seemed to be having the time of his life agreeing with everything I said. We just kept drinking and yelling nonsense at each other until I was nicely buzzed.
Yeah… this was nice. Since the soba shop was under renovation and Tengle-san was handling all the money stuff, I finally had real free time. Today I was going to drink, soak, and do nothing else.
…Except I didn't have a room here.
"Oh right. All the non-humans are staying in every available room."
"Kyuu, kyuu."
Armadillo-kun kindly invited me to his room.
When I followed him inside, I immediately regretted it.
"Kyuu."
"…Yeah, that tracks for an armadillo."
The entire room was packed floor-to-ceiling with wood shavings. It looked like a giant hamster cage.
"Sorry, buddy. I appreciate the offer, but I'm heading back."
"Kyuu."
He waved cheerfully as I left.
I teleported back to the mansion, but the lazy vacation mood was still strong.
"Might as well sleep at the island villa today. I want to feel like I'm on a proper holiday."
I transferred straight to the villa and flopped onto the bed in my private cottage.
"Ahh… this is the vacation vibe I wanted."
I was just starting to drift off when the door creaked open.
"Auu?"
Au-chan wandered in. The cottage was shared space, so everyone used it casually, though they usually avoided my actual bed.
"Au-chan, have you been learning more words?"
She used to speak in broken fragments, but now—
"Mada mada desu."
"Oh! Nice!"
Her pronunciation was still weird, but she was actually forming sentences.
"Oni gunso ni, mainichi naratte masu."
Drill sergeant. …Well, at least she was studying.
"Dakko shite kudasai."
A sudden request for a hug.
"Sure. Today feels like a good day for cuddling."
I pulled the tiny beastgirl into my arms and held her like a living body pillow.
"Auu~"
She was so small and warm. Beastkin tended to be extra fluffy, so it felt like hugging a giant stuffed animal.
"Auu~♡"
Au-chan looked incredibly happy too.
I had drunk way too much sake. The world was pleasantly fuzzy.
"Good night…"
"Auu~♡"
I fell asleep with the tiny, warm Au-chan nestled against my chest.
---
(Au's perspective)
"He fell asleep right in front of such a cute girl~"
Auu.
Master woke up once, then immediately went back to sleep.
"Can't be helped. Let's attack while he's sleeping."
Yes, let's do that.
Ever since I learned how to turn into an adult form, I've been unbearably horny all the time.
"Does he hate my pussy because of the spines?"
Apparently it hurt him a lot last time.
Well, if he doesn't want that, I'll use other places. For now, what I really want is—
"Lick lick~ I want to lick~"
I want to taste Master's male essence. I want to lick every inch of his skin.
I started from his neck, dragging my rough tongue slowly across his skin.
"Nnn♡♡♡ Delicious♡♡♡ But…"
"He actually bathed properly~"
I prefer the salty, sweaty taste, but oh well.
I moved lower and buried my nose against his cock.
"Funyaa♡"
It still had a strong, masculine scent. I couldn't help pressing my face against it.
"But he washed it~"
I like it better when it's sweaty and covered in smegma.
Auu.
I licked his cock thoroughly anyway — long, slow strokes from base to tip, then carefully bathing his balls and the sensitive underside.
Next I moved to his thighs and licked all the way down to his toes.
"Ahh, I want it~ I want Master's cock inside my pussy~"
But he said he didn't like it because of the spines.
I guess I shouldn't force it.
I wrapped my soft paw pads around his cock and started playing with it. Maybe I stimulated him too much, because suddenly—
*DOGUUUU!!!*
"Auu~!"
Thick ropes of cum erupted, splattering across my face and chest. The rich smell of semen filled the air.
"This scent♡♡♡ I love the smell of cum so much♡♡♡"
Aaaah♡♡♡ Cum is the best♡♡♡
I opened my mouth wide and took his entire cock inside, bobbing my head eagerly while using my throat to massage him.
"Nnnnngggghhh♡♡♡♡♡"
He came again almost immediately.
Aaaah♡♡♡ Master cums so fast, but he cums so many times. It's wonderful♡♡♡
"I want more cum♡♡♡"
I latched onto his cock again, sucking greedily.
---
When I woke up the next morning, the entire bed reeked of sex.
"Don't attack me in my sleep…"
Adult-form Au was sleeping peacefully beside me, absolutely covered in dried cum.
"Did I… put it inside her?"
I didn't remember any pain at all.
Her pussy was still visibly soaked and puffy, though I had no idea whether I had actually fucked her or not.
"…I'm exhausted first thing in the morning."
Looks like today is another rest day.
That was the thought drifting through my hazy mind as I lay there.