"Shuhang, when you have time, please read some sweet, saccharine romance lines, seriously, I'm begging you." The White Dragon said. If things keep going this way, she's afraid she won't be able to handle Shuhang's farmboy flirtation and cringey chats.
Song Shuhang looked blank and confused.
Chu Pavilion Lord's Dumb Hair said: "Asking a young girl to be buried alongside you before you're even married—that's basically indecent. But... overall, your pickup line this time had some skills."
If Slow-Witted Song had dared flirt with her like that back then, she would've immediately built ten grand tombs for him in the Crystal-clear Water Pavilion, and buried him at the very first chance, making all arrangements clear as can be.
Song Shuhang adjusted the disposable mask on his face: "…"
