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This is a century glittering with the brilliance of human civilization, a world where steam engines, magic, and demi-humans coexist, a chapter of complaints committed due to exploration. 'Red Dragon Queen rises first, annihilating all human affairs with her wrathful flames.' 'The mysterious child of the sea will raise great waves to erase the sins of humanity.' 'The god of the skies will leave no refuge for the remnants, nowhere to belong.' 'The immortal witch composes epitaphs for them with her magic.' 'And I, will write a new chapter for this world' ... ... ... ... Years later, Fisher, who has received the apocalyptic prophecy and the miraculous tool called the Demi-Human Girls' Completion Manual, wishes to be recognized as a pioneer in demi-human academia, a savior of human civilization, a dove of peace, and a messiah. Instead of being the person who is torn apart with the firewood knife, and the savior divided into pieces.

When Uchiha Itachi stepped onto the battlefield for the first time Seeing the mountain of corpses results of the horrifying war and the fragility of human life — his Sharingan awakened. Then Asuka stepped onto the battlefield for the first time and Seeing the exact same scene, he just… went numb. Uchiha Itachi, watching comrades fall, questioned existence, destiny, peace and war — every deep concept known to mankind. Asuka, watching his comrades fall, questioned one thing: “Should I defect now… or after lunch?” Uchiha Itachi, witnessing deaths up close, awakened further, his power surging, his resolve crystallizing. Asuka, witnessing death up close, awakened nothing except the realization: “…Yeah, I definitely messed up choosing this career.” Back in Konoha, Asuka stared at his forehead protector, wondering — Horizontal ? Or Vertical? Which way looks more tragic? But before he could decide, he put his kunai away, slung his bag down, and turned around. The Fourth Hokage was hosting a feast. Defection could wait. A free meal couldn’t. ** Naruto belongs to Mashashi Kishimoto. This is a fantranslation. All rights to the respective contents belong to the original authors. [Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming - Tuo Xie Tang Ge Yan] ** For Advance chapters P*treon.com/The_WritingSystem

Host: What is your dream? Lv Xiaobu: To eat and do nothing, to do as I please. Host: Then how did you become the world's richest man? Lv Xiaobu: How would I know? You ask a spendthrift how to make money? Really! I want to go back to sleep. Host: Please don't... Lv Xiaobu: Tip, five thousand. Host: Kneeling and sending off Young Master Xiaobu, may Young Master Xiaobu rule the world forever! Lv Xiaobu: Wahahaha!

[Official Statement on Missing Chapters] Due to previous technical issues, certain chapters of this book were unfortunately missing. We are pleased to announce that these chapters have now been restored. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and invite readers to continue enjoying the novel. --------------------- The top-tier professional player Lis woke up to find himself having crossed into the "Divine Revelation" game, becoming a Viscount enamored with magic. Knowing that he would soon face a continent engulfed in war smoke, grand otherworld expeditions, the mysterious decay of the World Tree, and the constant threat of Abyss Demon invasions... Lis admitted he was a bit panicked. ...... Fortunately, the game system was still in place, and he still possessed the "All-Purpose" Talent. With the memories of his past life, he switched his class to Arcanist, analyzed the Element Model, reshaped the world's rules, and step by step ascended to that supreme throne. ...... Players complained about him, "This boss is too perverted, he can even grow stronger, we protest!" Elves worshiped him, "Lord Lis is the strongest Divine Favored, he has brought peace to the world." Mages praised him, "He is the pioneer of magic, as well as the Guardian. His revered name is Lis Kane, He is the god of the arcane."

He was once a presence in the assassin world that made people tremble at the mere mention, and had retired from the assassin world for many years to live in the mountains with his master, teasing nuns and practicing martial arts every day, leading a leisurely life, having washed away all traces of his murderous aura. However, when the old man asked him to come down the mountain to protect a woman, it gradually tore away the mysterious layers of Ye Qiu's demeanor. His skills were extraordinary, and he possessed a long-lost technique of acupuncture. He was both righteous and evil, attracting countless beauties to fall in love with him. What was even more mysterious was that he had a pair of "Supernatural Insight Eyes," seeing through everything.

[The hottest urban novel of 2022] To save someone, a poor boy unexpectedly acquired Dragon Blood as a body fortifier and even slept with a beautiful female CEO. By a twist of fate, he became the bodyguard of this female CEO, thus beginning a journey of an incredible turnaround. Female CEO, "Come to my room tonight to discuss work." Long Fei, "Are you trying to kill me? Discussing work every single day for a month, can't you give me a break?"

A once-mighty figure returned to the city; as a retired champion, he wove a new legendary story.

On the surface, he was striking and dashing, an object of envy and resentment from all men, but in secrecy, he was the formidable figure that made powerful leaders tremble. A marriage contract had brought him back to the city, In the bustling metropolis, a man fierce and enigmatic like a tiger, watch as he forged his own legend!

The Super Soldier in the City, the invincible champion who strides across the urban landscape, wanders through day and night.

What a miracle! Who knew that one day an obscure village doctor would become the greatest doctor in the world? Ling Feng, who was merely a nameless doctor working in a widows’ village, broke his jade pendant by accident. The mysterious liquid flew into his palm and entered his body, making him untangle all the rare prescriptions documented in a legendary medical book and inherit the pharmacological knowledge from the ancient magical doctor. From that day on, his life became totally different. Li Yumei, the wife of his best friend, became a widow after her husband died of a mining disaster. Ling Feng supported her and her baby financially and protected them from debt collectors. With time going by, he was having a more and more intimate relationship with her. Wang Yan, a beautiful lady who lived in the village, got bitten by a snake. After Ling Feng helped her, she came to his room every night and had a tryst with him. Li Shiyun, the female village head, caught a kind of rare disease. Ling Feng used his medical skills to help cure her of the disease and save her life. Since then, she had owed him a favor. How was she going to pay it back? And what would happen to them in the future?

He possesses unparalleled martial arts, all the great Young Masters are under his feet! He has heaven-defying medical skills, even the dead can be brought back to life! He also has a pair of Supreme Quality Divine Eyes, capable of fighting, hypnotizing, you name it! Fan group: 677382696 VIP group：647949669

"Listen up, my obedient disciple, it's time for you to descend from this mountain. Your master has arranged a marriage for you with a stunning beauty, and it's quite a steal!" With those words, the master absconded with the dowry, leaving Lin Chen feeling both aggrieved and furious. Determined, he descended the mountain to find his betrothed. However, fate had other plans, as he was waylaid on the road by a captivating woman who insisted he play the role of her fake boyfriend. To make matters even more bewildering, this woman bore an uncanny resemblance to his intended bride!

The unbeatable young master makes his return to the city. "Hello, Principal, I'm your fiancé..."

Ye Luo was a medical expert skilled in acupuncture and lived in a mountain isolated from the rest of the world. After falling down a cliff, he acquired X-ray vision and started cultivating the Nine Yang Mysterious Technique. One day, he was instructed by his master to leave the mountain and head into the city to accept a mission and take someone's place in a marriage.

He was the king of the Soldier Kings! He was the Grim Reaper of the assassin world! He was endlessly arrogant! The formidable Ye Long, having left the mysterious military unit, returned to Hua Du to fulfill the mysterious elder's command to protect the beautiful lady boss.

Bonus Chapters ~ 150 Golden Ticket - 1 Bonus Chapter 300 Power Stone - 1 Bonus Chapter Magic Castle - 3 Bonus Chapters Spacecraft - 7 Bonus Chapters Gachapon - 12 Bonus Chapters ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Gods are not omnipotent. They can be wounded. They can die. And sometimes, they are reborn. After dying in the Celestial Realm, a god awakens in the body of a noble boy in a world still protected from the influence of gods and demons. For years, Alash Vortex does nothing but sleep. Then his Awakening arrives. SSS Potential. And within his soul lies one of the five fragments of the Akashic Key. But his reincarnation has damaged the barrier protecting the world. Soon, the shield will fall. Demons will invade. Higher being will descend. And the peaceful world he once treated as his personal playground will become a battlefield. Now Alash has only one problem… He has never been particularly fond of working hard. He only wants to dream forever. Instead, he wake up at the center of everything. Can the laziest god save a world that doesn't even know it needs saving?

Still the same Holy Soul Village, still the familiar tool person. Jiang Chen awakened a mysterious martial soul that had never appeared in the Douluo Continent before. Born from the resentment of heaven and earth, feeding on blood, neither entering reincarnation nor falling into hell, struck by heavenly tribulation lightning, immortal and indestructible, abandoned by the heavens outside the six paths of reincarnation. In Jiang Chen's view, knowing the predetermined outcome, following Tang San would be the easiest path. However, after a series of twists and turns, he ended up joining the Spirit Hall instead. At first, Jiang Chen felt a bit depressed, but on second thought, the Spirit Hall was pretty appealing. A beautiful master in Bibi Dong, the lovely Little Snow, and a seductive fox-spirit senior sister... 【Congratulations to the host for surviving another heavenly tribulation. Reward: one bottle of Thunder Tribulation Liquid, one Soul Ring Upgrade Coupon...】 Looking at the tribulation clouds slowly dispersing overhead, Jiang Chen felt very frustrated: "When will this damn day of getting struck by heavenly lightning ever end!"

Izumi Shodai: Something’s wrong. A man actually joined this chat group!? Misaka Misuzu: I get it now. The chat group brought us a son-in-law!! Irisviel: Oh my… but my daughter is only six years old. Tearju: W-waaah… Kaito-san, can you cook? I'm sincerely recruiting a househusband... Sawamura Sayuri: Kaito-san, I’m very rich, but my daughter has some strange hobbies. Can you help me complete them? Kamado Kie: Kaito-san, please help me quickly! My daughter has turned into a Demon! Kaito: Ladies, don’t panic. Let me draw a card first! [Congratulations! You obtained an SS-rank reward: Guardian Deity – Raiden Shogun (Makoto and Ei)] [Congratulations! You obtained an SS-level reward: Abilities of the Geo Archon] [Congratulations! You obtained an EX-level reward: Human Limiter Removed!] --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are 50+ more chapters there. Also Check Out My Other Novels.

Sakura Baimu was suspended for veering off course in the Spring Tenno Sho and became a trainer at Tracen Academy instead. After nurturing the Triple Crown winner Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen who achieved three consecutive victories in the Tenno Sho, Tracen Academy welcomed a new batch of Umamusumes. On the day of the entrance ceremony, Sakura Baimu arrived at Chairman Akikawa's office, where she met the waiting Kitasan Black and Satono Diamond, both eager to join the team. "Great job! This time, who do you want to choose as your next triple crown Umamusume to nurture?" Chairman Akikawa asked with a smile. Just as Sakura Baimu was about to give her answer, she suddenly noticed a system interface appearing above Chairman Akikawa’s head. [Akikawa Yayoi: Training Difficulty (C)] Sakura Baimu gave a light smile and pointed her finger toward the older girl with orange long hair sitting behind the office desk. "Wh-what?! You’re choosing me?!" "Th-this is absolutely not allowed!" "Think it over properly!!!" --- Another one that I've been planning on reading in a long while, thankfully it's long one and a good one at that. It also helped that Umamusume is globally available right now. Disclaimer: All rights reserved for their respective IPs. Cygames, and the horse's owners.

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