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A hundred years ago, dimensional rifts shattered the world, bringing monsters and mana into human civilization. Since then, only those who awaken a class can cultivate mana, grow stronger, and survive beyond the safety of humanity's towering outer walls. Rowen dreamed of joining their ranks. On the day that would decide his future, his awakening failed. Labeled a failure and forced to abandon his dreams, Rowen returns home with nothing but despair. There, he discovers a final gift left behind by his late grandfather—a mysterious letter, a legendary Blood Red Mana Stone, an ordinary-looking silver ring, and an unknown breathing technique that was never meant to cultivate mana. ...but to transform the human body itself. As ancient secrets buried within his blood begin to awaken, Rowen steps onto a path unlike any other—a path that could change not only his fate but the fate of the entire world. Some destinies begin with greatness. His begins with failure.

NO AI!!! This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name.Definitely an OC story. A SI story depending on your definition-- her knowledge of Naruto as well as other modern things matches mine when I started the story, so I had some sort of basis for her advantages instead of doing research to give her things that would be convenient.You won't ever see references to her first life: no name, family, or death. Of course, that lack of background comes with its own problems. Support me: https://ko-fi.com/neverluckysmile

Being a goon in Gotham is a death sentence with a delay. Jean has spent nearly his entire life scraping by as a crook, headed for nothing but an early grave. Then a chance to change everything falls into his hands. This is the rise of a goon who's done surviving and is ready to take Gotham by storm.

Ethan Gardner was a 2025 ML engineer until a delivery truck sent him back to 2014 San Francisco, inside the body of a man caught in Gavin Belson's crosshairs. He wields "Architectural Intuition," granting him perfect blueprints for future AI like GPT-3, and "Temporal Compute Access," which lets him rent 2025 processing power at a staggering financial cost. Now, Ethan must outpace Hooli’s $200 million war chest by building an empire on "impossible" code before the show's canon timeline collapses. Amidst the high-pressure world of venture capital, he battles a looming corporate storm while his hands move with a supernatural "Accelerated ML Cognition" they never possessed before.

The Genesis Surge—humanity's first contact with Cosmic Energy—rewrote biologies, warped ecosystems, and shattered the old world irreversibly. Six hundred years later, Ascendants rule civilisations rebuilt on Ascension Arts, hierarchy, and bloodlines. Normie Kyro Malarc grew up in the slums of New Taranis, far beneath all of it. He should have died there too—when a fugitive Ascendant put a blade through his heart. But he didn't. And he doesn't know why. The cryptic messages appearing in his mind might. In a world that destroys what it can't classify, Kyro has two options: stay invisible, or use what he's been given to claw his way up. Neither option is safe. Only one has the potential to change his fate.

Laia Hayes is just the broke orphan scholarship kid of Aetheris Academy, scraping by on night shifts and skipped meals. All she wants for her 18th realm awakening is a tiny pocket domain, a handful of casual worshippers, and just enough faith tax to cover her tuition. No power games, no fanatic batteries, just a quiet, normal life. Too bad the refugees she picked up from the Chaos Sea aren't what they seem. That ragtag bunch of runaways? They're actually the most powerful overlords of every race—dragon lords, elven archmages, demon princes, even the queen of the rakkasra swarm. They're on the run from a tyrant Greater God, and they're convinced Laia is a hidden Overgod, slumming it among mortals to hide from the world. Now Laia's accidentally built a realm where her "fake refugee believers" are building starships, forging legendary weapons, and revolutionizing industry, turning her tiny pocket realm into the most powerful domain in existence. Everyone at the academy thinks she's the strongest god in the world. And Laia? She's just trying to figure out why her refugees are paying her so much tax that she can afford a hundred new awakening crystals. Who knew the quiet life would turn her into the most powerful god alive?

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

What is it like to be a university doctor? University doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Each Month Takes You into a Profession". On the first day of recording, because he was sleeping in the office and playing games during the day, he was criticized by netizens. But as night fell. "Doctor, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted from anger because she didn't get to eat rice with pig trotter !" "Doctor, I sneezed, and now I can't move."

Reborn as the sarcastic, black-haired twin of Draco Malfoy, Orion had a simple plan: ignore the pureblood politics, torment his father with logic, and push magic to its absolute breaking point. When a blue screen popped up on his eleventh birthday, he thought he’d hit the jackpot. A System? In a magical world? It was the ultimate cheat code. At least, until it spoke. Enter Sparkle: a sentient, sarcastic, and aggressively unhelpful "System" who refuses to give him quests, stats, or a manual. Instead, she demands he "live his life" and stumble blindly into obscure conditions to unlock rewards ranging from useless Gobstones to legendary Phoenix Tears. Now, Orion must navigate Hogwarts with a brother who has more hair gel than brain cells and a voice in his head that treats his life like a reality TV show. He doesn't want to be a hero; he just wants to figure out if setting a mountain troll on fire counts as an achievement. *** Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor any characters in this fanfic, except for the idea of this fanfic story. I have no intention of monetizing this story, nor any intention of enforcing a copyright infringement.

Waking up in the body of a billionaire heir was a shock, but realizing he is inside the TV show The Rookie changed everything. Ethan Mercer isn't just playing cop; he is armed with a supernatural arsenal: Lie Detection that twists his gut when people are dishonest, a Danger Sense that warns him of threats before they happen, and Instant Mastery that lets him copy any physical skill he sees. With Photographic Recall keeping every detail sharp, Ethan is on a mission to rewrite the script and save the characters destined to die—if the mental toll doesn't break him first

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

John Kaisen's always been a gambler. Cards, dice, life-or-death Russian roulette in a warehouse at 2 AM. The house always wins eventually. But when RNGesus offers him a second chance in exchange for entertainment, John takes the deal. Random powers from a Chaotic gacha in Invincible Universe. Where John's gambling addiction and terrible luck are about to make things very complicated, very fast. Good thing John's never known when to quit. Time to go All In. ________________________________________ A/N: The gacha system in this story is the Chaos Gacha by BronzDeck (go check out his fics, they’re great). Since gacha by nature is unpredictable, planning everything out isn’t really possible so I’ll mostly be letting my impulses take the wheel. With that said, enjoy. Chapter Updates: 7 Chapter/Week + Bonus chapters ________________________________________ Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction work. All rights to Invincible characters, settings, and intellectual property except OC belong to Image Comics. This story is a non-commercial tribute created for entertainment purposes only. Tags: Invincible AU, Chaos Gacha, Anti-Hero, Gambling MC, Morally Gray, Isekai-with-Consequences

What do you do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: “Steal one.” What do you do when there's no crew on board? Allen: “Dig them from others.” What do you do when you have people but no supplies? Allen: “Rob the Marines.” Treasure? Famous swords? Devil Fruits? Beautiful women? Allen: “Brothers, look! That transport ship up ahead was practically delivered from the heavens—it has everything we need!” Transmigrated into the world of One Piece with the monstrous combat talent and Hanma bloodline from the Baki universe, Allen refuses to play by anyone’s rules. He starts with nothing but his two fists and an unyielding will. In the East Blue, where the weak are prey and dreams are crushed daily, Allen begins his legend by toppling tyrants, poaching elite talents, and building his crew through sheer force and charisma. He steals the Black Cat Pirates’ ship and crew. He recruits the genius chef Sanji before the Straw Hat can. He shatters Arlong’s reign to claim Nami and her village’s future. With a black captain’s coat billowing like a demon’s shadow and a savage lion-skull Jolly Roger flying high, Allen declares war on the entire sea. “I don’t chase the One Piece for glory. I just want the biggest, most dazzling stage where my strength can bloom without limits.” Freedom. Power. Conquest. He will take them all—by stealing ships, stealing people, and stealing destiny itself. My name is Allen. I advocate for absolute freedom. And I will become the most willful, reckless, and unstoppable pirate this world has ever seen. The Demon Lion has set sail.

While waiting for Yukinoshita in the clubroom, he unexpectedly travels to the world of Classroom of the Elite and becomes the representative of Class B. Initially, he only intended to keep a low profile while helping Class B escape its tragic fate from the original story, and incidentally saving Ichinose Honami. However, why these girls seems to know what am I Thinking?

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

I wanted nothing more than an ordinary life—free from crushing debt and the endless corporate grind. Instead, I died. And when I opened my eyes, I was in ancient Rome. My father? Gaius Julius Caesar—the man destined to rule, or ruin, the Republic. But history is written in blood. If I do nothing, my new family will be swept away by the coming political firestorm. Power is survival in Rome, and I intend to survive. Armed with modern knowledge, I will reshape the Roman Republic—through banking, insurance, industry, and new political strategies. Rome will never be the same. ============================================== What to Expect: - A grounded story set in the Roman Republic (BCE) - Technological innovation, business, military campaigns, Senate politics, and diplomacy - Based on real history—its religions, places, and historical figures - Smart MC using future knowledge to solve problems - 5 chapters a week, M-F - 20 chapters ahead on patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cw/MinchoNyangi) ============================================== MinchoNyangi here!  This is the official English edition of [카이사르의 아들이 되었다]. This story was a hit in Korea with over 2 million views(Naver Series), and I have personally revised and expanded this definitive edition specifically for English readers. You won't find this version anywhere else—not even in Korea. Note: This is the only official translation provided by the author. Any versions found on other sites except Royal Road, Webnovel are pirated copies. If you enjoy the story, please support the author by reading the official release here. Thank you

Full remake of my old fanfic "The Big Bang Theory :I m Stuart" with less passive and scared main character and focus more on funny light moments Waking up as Stuart Bloom in 2007 was supposed to be a sentence to a life of depression and poverty, but the Void didn't send him back empty-handed. Armed with three supernatural gifts—future knowledge, industry magnetism, and success-based charisma—the new Stuart transforms the Comic Center of Pasadena from a sad dungeon into a Hollywood hotspot Im uploading this into royalroad.com .

Reborn into the wizarding world, Tom was delighted to find that he had successfully received his Hogwarts acceptance letter. By all accounts, he felt incredibly lucky. There was just one small problem that had been bothering him. His full name was Tom Riddle, the same as Voldemort. That… might cause some complications. But it doesn't matter. Tom considered himself an exemplary student. All he wanted was to study hard, immerse himself in the ocean of magic and knowledge, and become the greatest wizard in history. Unfortunately, the world refuses to leave him in peace. Starting at Hogwarts, Tom embarks on a whirlwind journey across the world. He frees Grindelwald, resurrects Ariana, and gets swept up in absurd adventures with Nicolas Flamel and Newt Scamander. (Wizard Tier: Elite - Century King- Legendary - Wizard King - God of Magic) #Fantastic Beasts #Andros the Invincible #Gellert Grindelwald #Rayquaza Pokemon #Rowena Ravenclaw #Jeanne d'Arc #Morgan #Harry Potter __________________________ Alt title: (Hogwarts: I’m Tom Riddle, Not the Dark Lord) __________________________ You can read 50 chapters ahead, or support me on: patreon.com/_Coreal

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.