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Hallo, Greetings. ....Some questions need to be asked. Please, allow me the honors; 1.What is Quantum Essence ? 2.What is the Essence of 『TOSS』³ ? 3.What does Quantum Essence Embody ?

In the kingdom of Aurelion, magic is not a gift—it is a discipline. Those who master it attend Crownspire Academy, where nobles train to protect the realm and a handful of commoners are admitted under constant scrutiny. Sorel Pax is one of them. A commoner with no lineage, no patron, and no tolerance for noble cruelty, they struggle to survive in an academy built to remind them they do not belong. Magic at Crownspire is taught as law: precise, controlled, limited. Push too far, and the body overburns. Break the rules, and you disappear. But as attacks shake the kingdom beyond the academy’s walls, rumors spread of a shadowy group known as the Reverent Ash—terrorists who believe magic was never meant to have limits. They claim the ancient gods were not destroyed, only buried, and that the Crown has been lying about the true nature of magic for centuries. When forbidden knowledge surfaces beneath the academy itself, Sorel begins to realize the rules they’ve been taught are incomplete—and possibly deliberate. The terrorists may be wrong about the gods, but they are right about one thing: the kingdom’s greatest weapon is also its greatest lie. Caught between a system that fears change and a movement willing to burn the world for truth, Sorel must decide how far they are willing to push reality—and what they’re willing to lose when it pushes back. Because magic always resists. And the world is closer to breaking than anyone admits.

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.

[Zenless Zone Zero + Harem + Multiple Heroines + Invincible Wish-Fulfillment Story] Arden Xu transmigrated into the world of Zenless Zone Zero. During the fall of the Old Capital, he picked up the orphaned Tiger Thiren, Ju Fufu, and from then on, the two relied on each other for survival, scraping by in Waifei Peninsula. After awakening the "Everything Can Be 'Charged'" system, Arden discovered he could grow stronger as long as he "charged"—whether it was magical charging or physical charging. Sprinting, charging into a shower, flushing a toilet, surfing the web... even "recharging/top-up" in mobile games. Be it the traditional meaning of "charging" or its special connotations, Arden Xu could grow stronger through all of them. He initially thought that with the system by his side, he would live a carefree life—showing off and putting others in their place when trouble arose, playing the fool to surprise others when things were calm, and occasionally teasing Ju Fufu. However, Arden's path to power soon hit a bottleneck. The only way to break through the bottleneck was to complete the "Charge the Master" mission. And just then, the news broadcast on TV announced that Mount Yunkui was publicly recruiting disciples. Arden was instantly captivated by the sect master, Yixuan, shown on the screen. So big, so fair, so beautiful, and so aloof! Arden immediately decided, "She's the one!" Not long after, Arden Xu and Ju Fufu began their new lives as disciples of Mount Yunkui. This also marked the beginning of Arden Xu's "Master Charging Journey."

Synopsis(tbh, I don't know what to write): "Young man, the heavy responsibility of saving the world is entrusted to you!" "No! I refuse! ” "You will travel to various worlds and run in your strength." "No, I refuse!" "Don't choose me, I refuse!" "Hey, hey, hey!" Before Yu Zhou finished speaking, he was thrown into another world. Disclaimer: This is a fan-made translation. The rights to the story, world, and characters belong entirely to the original author and publisher. This translation is shared for appreciation and study purposes only, without any intent of profit or infringement. PS: I tried to find this in English, but I see no one has translated this yet, except one, but that website only has one chapter....:/ ps: I have translated up to 500 chapter atm, but I dont have time to polish fr.

"If you could turn back time in order to save everybody, even if you would be forgotten by the world would you still do it?" "Yes, I owe it to them to at least try." ... The world has ended. Only a single survivor is left. Seeing the ruins, Raymond in an impulsive decision chooses to reverse time. Sending the whole world 25 years into the past but in the process gets stuck inside the world he wrote a novel about! With the world soon about to face a calamity, all I want is to go back home and enjoy a calm peaceful life... So why have I become the shadow of my favorite character and is now forced to obey her every command? Money? Fame? Who cares about that when the demon king is arriving soon! I just want to live a comfortable life!

Synopsis: At the Global Finals award ceremony. The host asks: "Now that you've finally won your trophy and your FMVP, what do you want to do most at this moment?" Lin Fan: "Can we hurry this up? The Rise of Kingdoms anniversary event is about to start." ...... JackeyLove: "Brother Fan never seems to need practice, yet he's just incredibly strong. I can't figure out what's going on—he doesn't seem like a pro player at all." 369: "Coach keeps telling me to study Dine's gameplay, but when I open his stream, he's playing Genshin Impact! How am I supposed to study that?" TheShy: "This is so fun! I want to grind Rise of Kingdoms with Dine too." Everyone says you can watch Dine's stream and see him playing any game—except League of Legends. Is he really a League pro player? To this, Lin Fan can only say: I really am a League pro player! ------ Since I'm on college break, this translator and webnovel addict will show you a tenth of his power. Afterwards, I'ma be knocked out by school sooooooo beyond regular schedule will have these goals Goals: 100 Powerstones = 2 Extra Chapters 100 Golden Tickets = 5 Extra Chapters Gifts = 1 Bonus Chapter per 1000 coins spent in gifts ____ **Disclaimer:** This is a fan translation for personal enjoyment and educational purposes only. I do not own the original work, nor do I claim any rights to it. All rights belong to the original author and copyright holders. This translation is provided free of charge and is not intended for commercial use. If you enjoy this work, please support the official release if/when it becomes available. If the original author or copyright holder requests removal of this translation, I will comply immediately. TL: If you want to read ahead by at least ten chapters, patreon.com/EdibleMapleSyrup

Without memories, without a past, and without even a name, a boy awakens in the heart of the Land of Shadows. Before him stands the ruler of that realm: an imposing queen, feared by all. As he struggles to understand who he is and how he came to be there, the boy finds himself facing a difficult choice. To set off into the unknown, weak and defenseless… or to remain under the queen’s tutelage, only to one day face her in a battle to the death. -------- [No system] -------- If you want to read advanced chapters, take a look at my Patreon. patreon.com/king_gilgamesh ----- Updates Monday through Friday ---- 100 Power Stones = 1 Chapters Extra 200 Power Stones = 2 Chapters Extra

Lynn, a boy with subtle psychic powers and a strange pocket that creates magical items, lives cautiously while helping others in secret. After meeting the lonely and struggling Harry, he offers him a single enchanted cookie. That night, Harry eats it—and an unexpected change begins, pulling both of them into a fate far different from the ordinary world.

In the age of the Wasteland, radiation pervades the earth, and monsters roam freely. Lynn inherited a dilapidated "Shadow Hotel" and a fishing rod that ignores the laws of causality. At first, he only wanted to earn enough for water and electricity bills, just to survive in this damned world. But then, the style of his operation started to go off the rails: To save on electricity bills, he fed the kinetic weapon "Rod of God" to the Abyss. To provide heating, he stuffed the Church’s Six-Winged Seraph into the boiler. For security, he captured the Ghost King of the Old Era to serve as the doorman. To make money, he raised a Slime that devours corpses and spits out gold. He even bribed the Administrator with pay-to-win coins to stop the System from deleting him, turning the hotel into a transit hub for the Multiverse! The Observer: "I have sanctioned your economy!" Lynn: "Thanks, I just bought your mecha army." The Ghost King: "I demand a concubine!" Lynn: "I see you have remarkable skeletal structure; you are perfect for the role of concierge." The Master System: "You are a Bug. I must delete you." Lynn: "Hold on, let me top up my account—and while I'm at it, I'll pull out your RAM sticks." This is the story of an unscrupulous profiteer (scratch that, a Gold-Medal Manager) leading a group of insane employees to turn a shady inn into the sole sanctuary of the Multiverse.

Kamishiro Shiro: "Let's Kampai to the sea and youth with some Oolong tea!" Police: "Yeah yeah, we get that part. The real question is - why aren't you wearing any clothes?" Kamishiro Shiro: "? ? Who needs clothes for youthfulness!" Police: "Alright then. In that case, experiencing our station's pork cutlet rice can be part of your youthful adventures too." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not own the original or the fanfic nor any of its characters. This is a fan translation. All rights belong to the original author. There was another translator who stopped at chapter 121 This story includes the starting 100+ chapters combined into the first 32 big chapters after that is continuation of further story. if you like big chaps then have fun. This is just a translation done by me using AI, not my own work, this is a CN fanfic I really liked so I wanted to share it with people This is a fun translation the og name is in the reviews.

In the wonderful world of Elrus lies the Greatest Civilization to ever exist: the Golden Continent. In the Golden Continent, Culture and history have shaped it into the world's best magic nation. Filled with various races, they work together to survive, no matter the cost, and after years; they've achieved authority over all. In such a peaceful and prosperous time. Will it fall? Will the propaganda get to them? Will they survive the outside world? What secrets and war crimes have been hidden? And will the nation finally fall? Kailus, a Genesis Angel (Golden Continent native), tries to survive with the guilt from his past self. Will he get over his embarrassment and finally find a friend?

Tom Wilson was on his way to school when his school bus was transported to a strange land. He and his classmates awakened classes; some could use magic with incredible power, while others could wield swords with skill. My class is called MASTER! I can summon powerful hot maids, elven maids, nun maids, and even dragon maids. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE THIS GIFT?! ....SIGH... I can't even gain power if I am forever locked at normal stats!! Is this world trying to make me a laid-back, spoiled master?! This is a story of a young man, drowning in powerful maids as he is swept up in the chaotic fantasy world. Will the men and women scorn him or praise him?

A friendship too close to ignore! He's quiet. She's "perfect." So why can't they stay away from each other? Five years after meeting as kids, Kenji Yamamoto runs into Ichika Nakamura on the first day of high school. The bond they almost had is back... and this time, neither of them knows where it's going. I Won't Date You is a slow-burn romance light novel series about growing up, falling for someone unexpected, and facing the truth you can't ignore.

A "rookie" named Raymond White joins the Nine-Nine. Sent by higher-ups to secretly investigate Ivan Preston, an international criminal hiding in Brooklyn, White is also tasked with uncovering a potential mole within the precinct. Assigned to Detective Rosa Diaz, he quickly proves his skill. As suspicion grows and loyalties are tested, the Nine-Nine faces a threat from within… and the clock is ticking. Yes, this is a harem ff. Late harem. Harem lovers: Welcome. Non-harem lovers: Don't read and complain later. It's really annoying and makes you look like clowns. No offense, but after writing for this long and being annoyed almost everyday by non-harem readers, I had to draw a line. --- Worlds: 1) Criminal Minds 2) The Rookie [Planned] Oh, and this world is like our real world. So, yeah, there will be celebs cases. Year: 2014. --- [NO THIS IS NOT A TRANSLATION] --- Cover picture found on pinterest. --- Support link: www.pa treon.com/UnknownMaster [+30 chs]

Hokuto transmigrated into a world where the game industry was so primitive it made quick-time events look like innovation. He bought out a nearly bankrupt company — miHoYo. Then his system cheat activated: a full-fledged Game Development System. Excited, he rushed to his new office… only to discover that miHoYo’s staff were all characters from the game itself. Familiar faces. Familiar names. Without hesitation, Hokuto made his decision — He was going to make Honkai Impact 3rd. Kiana: “Why does everyone call me a Paramecium after playing Honkai Impact 3rd?! Outrageous!!” Durandal: “Dumb goose? Dumb goose who? Kiana, is that you?” Himeko: “Boss… it’s bad enough I die early. But do you really have to keep using me as emotional trauma bait afterward?” ... Final Lesson shattered hearts. Meteoric Salvation drew tears. Honkai Impact 3rd’s monthly revenue kept breaking records. But Hokuto wasn’t satisfied.

Ymir was a software engineer tasked with designing a game character. Personality, behavior, decision-making. He knew the character better than anyone. That’s why it was unsettling when he woke up as him. Same habits. Same thoughts. Same instincts. But instead of panicking, Ymir smiled. If this world was real, then so were its rules. This is a tale of a man just unstable enough to test every one of them. --- "There were many ways to start the rebellion." "You could've found more valid, more grounded reasons to fuel the motive for the war, but you just had go out of your way and piss him off!" Winifred stomped his cane on the ground, with its sound reverberating in the silent halls of the castle. "The youngest... He's a fucking Psychopath!" He screamed.

“You said you were worthless. But worthless things aren’t taken by anyone… Yet I’m taking you.” The boy narrowed his eyes. Renji smiled faintly. “So that means… you have worth now.” Fractured Gaze is a novel about broken souls, fading loyalties, and the quiet violence of choices that can’t be taken back. In the ruins of Old Empire, past tragedies hold power. And the rebellion begins — not with war horns, but with fractured people learning how to bleed together. There are no chosen ones here. No heroes. No prophecies. Only those who’ve been hurt... and those who decide what that pain is worth. If you're looking for a fast-paced power fantasy, this might not be your story. But if you’re drawn to action, found family, and the cost of fighting for something that may never love you back — welcome. All chapters are free to read. Written by me, occasionally assisted by AI tools for editing, phrasing, and clarity. Cover art generated with DALL·E by OpenAI.

Reborn into the world of One Piece as a helpless baby, El thinks fate has scammed him. No golden finger. No system. No guidance. But soon, the truth becomes clear— it’s not that he has no cheat. He is the cheat. With Observation Haki awakened at birth, a sword in his hands by three, and the Voice of All Things at five, El grows into a monster of pure talent. If Big Mom was born to destroy, El was born to cut—through steel, through fear, and eventually, through the very destiny of this world. From a nameless child to the nightmare of pirates and the obsession of Marines, he carves his legend across the Grand Line without a Devil Fruit— only a blade and talent so overwhelming that even the Yonko turn their heads. This is the rise of the Strongest Swordsman, where every swing of his sword rewrites the future of the seas.

Kurt was your normal line cook until one day a vile squirrel attacks, and he finds himself face to face with a small fae, one that expects him to perform a dangerous task. With eyes of greed and opportunity, Kurt and his friend Sara set out with this young fae to create fabulous wealth. But enemies start coming from both sides of the gates, monsters from Terra and the clans from Earth. Can’t anything be simple? Why can’t a young man just become fabulously wealthy? The Mana Springs are the result of a Fae’s Mana Well and grant humans supernatural powers. A Well Guardian gaining powers beyond even that. Will these new powers be enough to protect the fledgling empire? A barren wasteland sprouts life for the first time in a century. Layla, the Fae Princess, intends to restart land, the river, once her well activates. A tall pillar stands out from the horizon, Kurt grips a spear, it all starts with this. What will he find there? A classic adventure of myths, monsters, swords, nations, and powers with a little romance to boot. —— This is a Hobby project for me, I intend to release two chapters a day for a long time. If you want a fun adventure, and meet a lot of friendly monsters, and so on. Come along. Expect: Humor Nation building Sword/Spear/Bow/fist fights Supernatural Power/Magic Monster friends and enemies Slice of Life moments Relatable Loveable Characters Tasteful Romance (if they behave) Some Violence, and the effects of it Don’t expect: Harems (or a sexy ones at least) Sex all the time (it does happen) Constant war/battles/action A system interface OP skills Modern Technology