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Becoming a Clan Master was supposed to be the ultimate early retirement plan. The strategy was flawless: buy a heavily fortified mansion, recruit a party of hyper-competent, over-enthusiastic teenagers—an immovable armored tanker, a battle-obsessed swordsman, a light-fingered thief, a talented younger mage with an attitude, and a dedicated elf healer—and let them clear the dungeons while sitting back to collect the passive income. There is just one major problem: everyone around him is completely misinterpreting the situation. When he refuses to leave his comfortable bed, his clan members reverently assume he is meditating to recover his strength from a top-secret, high-level dungeon raid he cleared solo. When he funnels massive bribes to government officials to cover up his blatant tax evasion, they interpret it as anonymous donations for the city's slums, accidentally turning him into a beloved saint among the poor. And when he sends his party on simple chore missions just to get them out of his hair, they assume it’s a grueling, high-stakes training regimen designed to break their limits—to the point where they solemnly write their wills before leaving. Every attempt to avoid manual labor is documented as an act of unfathomable, high-level tactical genius. Now, his certification level is skyrocketing to the highest ranks, and the Adventurer Association is forcing him to take command of deadly, impossible missions meant only for legendary heroes. Surrounded by a stubbornly loyal party that refuses to leave him alone, commoners who sing his praises, and an Association that refuses to let him quit, he must figure out how to survive the most dangerous threats in the world without actually lifting a finger. #accidentalmastermind #adventurer #mana #aura #princess #ltgsr

Laia Hayes is just the broke orphan scholarship kid of Aetheris Academy, scraping by on night shifts and skipped meals. All she wants for her 18th realm awakening is a tiny pocket domain, a handful of casual worshippers, and just enough faith tax to cover her tuition. No power games, no fanatic batteries, just a quiet, normal life. Too bad the refugees she picked up from the Chaos Sea aren't what they seem. That ragtag bunch of runaways? They're actually the most powerful overlords of every race—dragon lords, elven archmages, demon princes, even the queen of the rakkasra swarm. They're on the run from a tyrant Greater God, and they're convinced Laia is a hidden Overgod, slumming it among mortals to hide from the world. Now Laia's accidentally built a realm where her "fake refugee believers" are building starships, forging legendary weapons, and revolutionizing industry, turning her tiny pocket realm into the most powerful domain in existence. Everyone at the academy thinks she's the strongest god in the world. And Laia? She's just trying to figure out why her refugees are paying her so much tax that she can afford a hundred new awakening crystals. Who knew the quiet life would turn her into the most powerful god alive?

Reborn into the world of One Piece as a helpless baby, El thinks fate has scammed him. No golden finger. No system. No guidance. But soon, the truth becomes clear— it’s not that he has no cheat. He is the cheat. With Observation Haki awakened at birth, a sword in his hands by three, and the Voice of All Things at five, El grows into a monster of pure talent. If Big Mom was born to destroy, El was born to cut—through steel, through fear, and eventually, through the very destiny of this world. From a nameless child to the nightmare of pirates and the obsession of Marines, he carves his legend across the Grand Line without a Devil Fruit— only a blade and talent so overwhelming that even the Yonko turn their heads. This is the rise of the Strongest Swordsman, where every swing of his sword rewrites the future of the seas.

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

He spent three years killing people for money. Now his job is making sure nobody kills the girl dressed as a cat goddess. In the near future, mega-corporations have discovered that cosplayers are worth more than celebrities. The top performers live like idols — private jets, penthouse suites, merchandise deals worth more than small nations' GDPs. They also attract obsessive fans, corporate espionage, and occasionally, people with guns. Kai Reuben, 21, is the most capable person in any room he walks into and the most uncomfortable. Three years as a mercenary left him fluent in threat assessment, efficient in a fight, and completely unequipped for civilian life. Peacetime is loud. People's emotions are data he doesn't know how to file. He has constructed a pleasant face for public use and it has been stuck there ever since. He retired eight months ago because the world got too peaceful and his reputation got too large — other mercenaries couldn't beat him, so they started targeting the people near him instead. He walked away before anyone else got hurt. He has been trying to figure out what to do with himself ever since. He does not figure this out at a cosplay convention on a Saturday afternoon. What he does instead is deflect a bullet with a combat knife in front of thirty thousand live viewers, neutralise three armed assailants, critique the venue's west walkway security to the responding officers, and retrieve his cold brew. The clip hits one million views before midnight. The cosplay internet decides he's the most committed method actor they've ever seen. NovaCorp's Director Chantal decides something more accurate and makes a call. By Sunday morning, Kai Reuben has a new job he didn't ask for, a contract he probably should have read more carefully, and a problem he has absolutely no protocol for. PIXEL GUARD is a light novel in the action romantic comedy tradition — overpowered protagonist, genuine emotional stakes, and a harem that operates less like a competition and more like a slowly assembling disaster that Kai is professionally equipped to survive and personally entirely unprepared for. The action is real. The comedy is real. The feelings, which Kai has filed under pending further classification and fully intends to address at a later date, are very real. He is going to have to stop moving toward the threat eventually. He is not there yet. [ Action · Romantic Comedy · Harem · Overpowered MC · Idol Industry · Found Family · Slow Burn · Comedy of Errors ]

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.

Wrong world. Right power. A wand in hand, a universe in mind. A first-year at Hogwarts wakes a Mythic Primordial System that speaks in principles older than magic. Spells still work—just not like the textbooks say. The System unlocks Sevenfold Insight, hardens skin to ironbound flesh, and sets quests that pay out for clever choices: earn a beast’s trust, outwit goblins at the bank, turn a duel into an alliance. While professors grade charms and hexes, he builds a hidden Sanctum and learns to weave fate-threads through choice, promise, and name. Each step bends school rules—potions become elixirs, brooms become windcraft, shields become bodies that do not break. Dark wizards scheme in shadow. The System is already there, several moves ahead. Magic meets myth—and the syllabus will never survive it.

Itadori Yuji knew of a cursed spirit — one born from the negative emotions humans feel toward one another. She appears innocent and pure on the surface, but beneath that hides a cunning, unpredictable nature. She is extraordinarily dangerous: her technique, Idle Transfiguration, can effortlessly attack the very souls of others. She delights in pure chaos — she once turned Fushiguro Megumi into a woman, gave Todou Aoi eighteen arms like an Asura, transformed a disaster-class cursed spirit into a magical girl… leaving nearly everyone around her with lasting psychological trauma. And yet, in the end, no one — not even Itadori — could truly bring themselves to hate her. Because when the most terrible disasters and enemies came, it was she who stepped forward and sacrificed herself to save everyone. "Haha… don't be sad… A cursed spirit born from humans… naturally loves humans the most…" Hehe. Just kidding. In truth, all of this was simply because a certain someone who transmigrated into a real person had absolutely no intention of getting their resurrection point camped by Geto Suguru. --- P- Walnut-chan Chaotic fun, power fantasy, no romance route, lots of fluff】

I just wanted to keep a low profile, but I accidentally kicked off a brand-new era in the world of Formula 1. First, there was Senna. Then, there was Schumacher. And now, there is— ~~---------------------- all credit goes to original author: 磨砚少年 raw: 极速车神

(Anime multiverse + multiple heroines + “wenchao gong”) (Oregairu, Saekano, Kaguya-sama, Bocchi the Rock!, Mieruko-chan, Jahy-sama, We Never Learn, The Quintessential Quintuplets, …) What should you do if you reincarnate as a fat otaku? Tanaka Masao was utterly and completely desperate. He had been transmigrated. Fine—if his name and family were just NPC-level background, he could accept that. Even not being handsome was okay; average would’ve been enough. But why did he have to turn into a textbook fat otaku, like he’d walked straight out of an anime? Well… at least he had a system. But why the hell was it called the [Degeneration System]? …… Yukinoshita Yukino: “Being around Tanaka-kun really makes me uncomfortable.” Sawamura Spencer Eriri: “You pervert with a brain full of dirty thoughts! Hurry up and come up with a new doujin plot already!” Kasumigaoka Utaha: “I never imagined the person who could write something this sweet would be you… Fat Otaku-kun.” Yotsuya Miko: “Tanaka, help me. As long as you can exorcise the evil spirits, I’ll—” Fujiwara Chika: “Tanaka-senpai is actually pretty cute, you know~” Gotou Hitori: “Tanaka… my best friend.” ……

"Failed writer. Failed hunter. Failed at life." Aiden Jus had heard it all before. At twenty-eight, he was a walking reminder of what happened when you failed your mana awakening and spent thirteen years chasing a dream that would never come true. No powers. No future. Just a cramped flat in the UK and a lifetime of rejection letters from publishers who never bothered to read past the first page. But the day Aiden decided to give up on writing—the day he was ready to finally accept a soul-crushing desk job at an editing firm—everything changed. *[You have been chosen by Nabu, God of Literacy and Scribes]* *[Skill Acquired: Narrative Embodiment (Divine-Rank)]* The ancient Mesopotamian deity offered Aiden something unprecedented: the power to physically enter any story he writes and gain real abilities from the fictional worlds he creates. *[You have mastered Celestial Blade Art - Skill permanently acquired]* *[You have learned Tier-9 Spell: Void Severance - Spell permanently acquired]* Every sword technique mastered, every spell learned, every power gained inside his stories becomes permanently his in the real world. But so does every death trap, overpowered villain, and narrative cruelty he carelessly wrote in moments of frustration. Suddenly, Aiden isn't just a failed writer anymore. While other awakened humans rely on mana cores and dungeon raids, Aiden's strength comes from the worlds born from his imagination—a power that operates outside the traditional hunter system entirely. As rival gods compete for powerful human contractors and ancient ruins promise unimaginable treasures, Aiden must survive the deadly fictional universes he created while building his reputation in a society that once dismissed him as worthless. **From the typewriter to the battlefield, Aiden Jus will prove that the pen truly is mightier than the sword—as long as you're willing to live through every word you write.** --- *An action-fantasy progression series blending real-world hunter systems, divine contracts, multi-genre story realms, and the ultimate question: What would you do if you had to survive your own worst writing?* Author's Note 1 chapter per day.

When Roy's high school class was summoned to another world, they got swords. He got a warship. A 210-meter-long metal beast armed with railguns, missiles, an AI and more! In a realm of wooden ships and medieval magic, the battleship is an unstoppable iron demon, and Roy is its reluctant master. His mission evolves from simple survival to an audacious crusade: to carve out a sanctuary for the oppressed. With every slaver fleet he obliterates and every tyrant he dethrones, his legend grows, drawing the attention of scheming empires, a ruthless pirate alliance, and the ancient, slumbering powers of the world. This isn't just a story about a guy with a big boat. It's about what happens when a futuristic battleship declares war on an entire fantasy world, one cataclysmic, city-leveling broadside at a time.

Jin , a supreme mage, gets reincarnated in the body of a young man with his soul companion. In this new world lacking in mana. What will a mage do? He will play a game where there is MANA. obviously. But why does the game feel so real, the mana feels almost exactly as he knows it?

After █████ entered a mysterious bright rift in an empty alley, they found themselves awakened in a mysterious place. They call it the Labelthrough.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That’s why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he’ll be the worst kind possible – a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapter every Tuesday & Friday For more chapters, you can check at RR (50+ chapters) For waaay more chapters, you can check and support my patreon (60+ chapters) at patreon.com/Bimbanana

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

The stories he loved weren’t meant to be real…. Sami was a librarian with a passion for adventure and remarkably bad luck.  When a beast from his books attacks, he’s saved by Lyra, a sassy knight-trainee. In the chaos, a voice offers a choice: [Accept the Ring?]  [Unlock Magic?] Sami thought it was a ticket to heroism. He was wrong! Now apprenticed to a Mad Mage, he must unravel the secrets of the Ring while trying to survive his teacher’s brutal lessons. Thrown into a world full of monsters and hidden dangers,will he overcome the horrors and learn to fight? Or will he succumb to the pressure like the other heirs to the ring before him? What To Expect - Weak-to-Strong Progression - Comedy Mentor Dynamics - No Harem - Focus on Adventure  

The world's best gamer died at the peak of his glory. What came next was worse. Reincarnated by a defective system into a world of Absolute Difficulty, Green Froggy has no equipment, no memory, and no pants — only a rusty knife that glows for his enemies and a Willpower stat that breaks its own ceiling.That might have to be enough.

Magnus Chane was a perfectly average, practically invisible 20-year-old college geek… until the morning a mysterious “System” booted up in his head. It grants him superpowers. It sets impossible quests. It threatens him with instant death if he fails. His very first mission? Seduce Alejandra “Alex” Reyes — the most popular girl on campus — within seven days… or die. There’s just one problem: She doesn’t even know he exists. Raised on Spider-Man, Nightwing, and every comic-book hero who taught him to never cross moral lines, Magnus refuses to cheat, coerce, or manipulate his way through the challenge. So he chooses the only option that lets him live with himself: Win her heart. For real. In a week. What follows is a chaotic spiral of evolving superpowers, escalating quests, questionable “advice” from a raccoon, and a system that seems increasingly unhinged… All while Magnus desperately tries to stay alive, stay good, and maybe—just maybe—get the girl. Note: The series takes place in the near future (2030s).