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Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.
nightskynear · 381k Views

Pokemon: Gardevoir Harem With Tag System(Continued)

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel spawns in with a nightmare combo: parents missing, broke as hell, failed his exams. Rock bottom much? Yeah. But he’s got one life saver: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] flips into the supreme-tier [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his “missing” parents actually slipped into a secret realm, bonded with Solgaleo and Lunala, and now they’re literally running the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. Sure, he’s supposed to be broke, but being as handsome as the readers apparently has perks. Rich beauties start lining up just to spoil him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] merges with [Fairy Queen], giving it faster casting, harder hits, and absurd skill comprehension. — His [Gible] merges with 【Infinite Evolution】; the world caps at level 100, but his level 999 Garchomp? Yeah, that was just a casual gift from a friend... Years Later: Right when Team Rocket gathers every villain under the sun as Rainbow Rocket and gets ready to take over the world— Axel walks out like, “Gentlemen, allow me a quick intro. Standing here is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Okay. You may attempt to attack me now.” Groudon: “Who’s stupid enough? I’ll fly over there myself and kick them into next week!” Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? One breeze and some frost, handled.” Villain Squad: “???” (It is being continued from Chapter 377. To read previous chapters, search the name.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═
Ambitious_Guy_2 · 312.3k Views

Online Game: SSS-Tier Skills From Scratching Tickets

A scratch card at the start, and he hits the only SSS-tier talent on the entire server, [Soul Flame]. From that moment on, Lin Mo begins his path of invincibility. Burn equipment, gain equipment evolution points. Beginner Wooden Sword → Silver Iron Sword → Flowing Silver Greatsword → Blade of Creation → World-Shatter · Flowing Light Sword. Burn skills, gain skill evolution points. Rapid Fire → Double Shot → Triple Shot → Fivefold Shot → Heaven-Slaying · Seven-Star Barrage! Burn pets, gain pet evolution points. White Fox → Three-Tailed Demon Fox → Six-Tailed Devil Fox → Nine-Tailed Divine Fox → Fox Immortal → Sacred Maiden of the Fox Clan → Heavenly Bewitchment · Fox Clan Empress. Three years later, when Divine Oracle devours reality, and the World-Destroying Main God leads the Void Insect Army to descend, countries around the world fall one after another. Lin Mo grips a golden divine weapon in his hand, steps on an Ancestral Hell Demon Dragon, and with a single SSS-tier forbidden spell instantly kills the [Void Death God · Noth] invading his country. Facing the distress signals from the empires of Eastern Nation, Beacon, and Sun Nation, Lin Mo stands atop the corpse of the Void Death God, looking down on all nations with contempt. “Get on your knees.” “Beg me.” (From the same author of ‘Awoke As a God After Auto-Battling For 100000 Years’.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day
Ambitious_Guy_2 · 424.4k Views

Accidental Assasin

In the world of assassins, "Master Cone" is a myth—the ice cream cone signature, the white-hooded savior who never misses, the ghost who walks through bullets. To Ethan Cole, a seventeen-year-old failure who can't even make it to his entrance exam on time, this legend becomes his only hope when a mysterious figure saves him from bullies and leaves behind a recommendation letter to the Special Assassin School in Tokyo. The Fraud Ethan enters a world of trained killers pretending to be Master Cone's student. He invents the name. He survives by luck and lies. He gains a protector in Rion Akari, a delinquent classmate who claims him as "prey" while keeping him alive. He gains an enemy in Astrid Gustafsson, his teacher, who tests him ruthlessly because she suspects the truth: Ethan is a fraud, and the real Master Cone has vanished. The Truth Francisco Ward Balleni—Master Cone—is not missing. He is imprisoned in the Philippines under the name "Rio Alfredo," using his mother's political connections to infiltrate a maximum-security facility. His mission: rescue a condemned client before execution. His method: create chaos, open the gates, walk out in the confusion. But his older brother Elias and sister-in-law Adeline have corrupted the plan. To protect their mother Somi's political career, they need no "escape"—no headlines, no faces on Italian news. They need a body double. They need someone who looks like Francisco. They need Ethan. The Conspiracy While Francisco prepares his extraction unaware, Elias trains Ethan at the Balleni estate—building his muscle, teaching his mannerisms, preparing him to take another man's place on death row. While Rion protects Ethan believing him merely "prey," she becomes his only genuine ally. While Astrid investigates, she discovers the forgery: Elias used Francisco's signed letter to create the fake recommendation, chose Ethan for his facial resemblance, planned his substitution without his brother's knowledge. And while Somi Balleni—the matriarch, the politician, the "JUSTICE" persona—arrives to inspect her investment, Ethan looks out a window and meets her eyes. He does not know why. But he knows: I feel like I am going to be in trouble. The Collision Three nights. One prison. Two escapes. Francisco will open the gates. Elias will substitute the body. Astrid will activate Rion to extract Ethan. And Ethan—who only wanted his father's recognition, who only wanted to be THE LEADER from his daydreams—will discover that legends are not born. They are forged. They are stolen. They are sacrificed. The Betrayal In the future, the man Astrid loved enough to betray her family for will destroy that family. The boy she saved will become the weapon that wounds her. The legend of Master Cone will survive—but as warning, not inspiration. Because the ice cream cone was never a signature. It was a child's drawing. A memory of three friends. A promise that became a lie that became a myth that became a trap. And the man who carries it never asked to be a god. He only wanted to save one person. He only wanted to be left alone. He only wanted her to stop bringing him ice cream, because every time she did, he remembered what he was supposed to be.
KD_series · 7.2k Views