The Way These Horse Girls Look at Me Is Terrifying!
Tag [Slightly Twisted] [Yuri/GL]
Reincarnated into the world of Uma Musume, Hoshino Yume wanted nothing more than to live an ordinary life. However, she was unexpectedly thrown into various "What If" scenarios, forced to race against some of the most powerful horse girls to ever grace the turf.
T.M. Opera O: "You are the one destined to be the rival of this century's Hegemon King!"
Orfevre: "A mere nobody from the countryside! Do you truly think you're worthy of facing the glory of gold?!"
Narita Brian: "I will crush you. And then, I will ascend to the ultimate stage."
Deep Impact: "None can stand before me. You are no exception."
After giving her all to emerge victorious in these scenarios, Yume returned to her reality, only to feel a constant, prickling gaze on her back.
The flash of a purple and gold cape just outside the training grounds, a strand of brilliant blond hair whisking around a corner, the sound of hurried breathing from behind a library bookshelf...
"Is it just my imagination?" she'd wonder, turning around to find nothing there.
But she never knew that the very instant she turned away—
T.M. Opera O would peek out from behind a tree, her crown the first thing to appear. Orfevre would hastily hide his binoculars, and Narita Brian would find the hem of her coat snagged on a fire hydrant.
For a fleeting moment, they'd catch sight of each other's embarrassing predicament, only to instantly mask it with a haughty glare.
"Know your place and begone, you spying curs! Only the true victor is worthy of standing by her side!"
Table of contents
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Chapter 81: Excitement2026-03-29 14:37
- 1Chapter 1: The Red Alarm Clock2025-09-09 16:51
- 2Chapter 2: Another Try2025-09-09 16:51
- 3Chapter 3: Chasing the Moon2025-09-09 16:51
- 4Chapter 4: The Intelligence-Type Horse Girl2025-09-09 16:52
- 5Chapter 5: What is "Absolute"?2025-09-09 16:52
- 6Chapter 6: The Real Debut Race2025-09-09 16:53
- 7Chapter 7: Who is the Genius?2025-09-09 16:53
- 8Chapter 8: Red2025-09-09 16:53
- 9Chapter 9: Expectation2025-09-09 16:53
- 10Chapter 10: Hope2025-09-09 16:54
- 11Chapter 11: My Sister is an Elementary Schooler2025-09-09 17:30
- 12Chapter 12: A First-Class Sister2025-09-09 18:29
- 13Chapter 13: Not Sweat2025-09-09 19:29
- 14Chapter 14: Return to Tokyo Racecourse2025-09-09 20:29
- 15Chapter 15: Sisters, Rivals, and Tomatoes2025-09-09 21:30
- 16Chapter 16: Leaving Them in the Dust2025-09-10 22:36
- 17Chapter 17: The Must-Watch List at Tracen2025-09-11 00:36
- 18Chapter 18: A Detailed Explanation of the Uma-pyoi2025-09-11 02:37
- 19Chapter 19: On the Stage2025-09-11 21:33
- 20Chapter 20: Goodbye to All Trainers2025-09-11 23:34
- 21Chapter 21: So-Called Precocity2025-09-12 01:34
- 22Chapter 22: Dream of a First-Class Horse Girl2025-09-12 21:13
- 23Chapter 23: That Which is Called Talent2025-09-12 23:13
- 24Chapter 24: Hegemon King of the Century's End2025-09-13 01:13
- 25Chapter 25: The Challenge2025-09-14 04:40
- 26Chapter 26: Sisters2025-09-14 06:40
- 27Chapter 27: Separated by a Curtain of Water2025-09-14 08:40
- 28Chapter 28: Resolve2025-09-14 21:55
- 29Chapter 29: The Selfishness of a World-Class Racer2025-09-14 23:55
- 30Chapter 30: Atonement2025-09-15 01:55
- 31Chapter 31: Entrance2025-09-16 03:43
- 32Chapter 32: The Curtain Rises2025-09-16 05:43
- 33Chapter 33: Satsuki Sho2025-09-16 07:43
- 34Chapter 34: The Hegemon and the Blade2025-09-16 22:33
- 35Chapter 35: Breaking the Limit2025-09-17 00:33
- 36Chapter 36: Victory2025-09-17 02:33
- 37Chapter 37: Settlement2025-09-19 22:00
- 38Chapter 38: The Phantom Horse Girl2025-09-20 00:00
- 39Chapter 39: A Rival is a Rival2025-09-20 02:00
- 40Chapter 40: Love, Death, and Saint-King Halo2025-09-20 21:20
- 41Chapter 41: Like Honey2025-09-20 23:20
- 42Chapter 42: You Must Eat When You're Hungry2025-09-21 21:30
- 43Chapter 43: Honey Water2025-09-21 23:30
- 44Chapter 44: Dream Triangle2025-09-22 01:30
- 45Chapter 45: Not a Chance Encounter2025-09-30 00:48
- 46Chapter 46: The Mantis Stalks the Cicada...2025-09-30 02:48
- 47Chapter 47: ...Unaware of the Oriole Behind2025-09-30 04:48
- 48Chapter 48: Look Behind You Again2025-09-30 22:32
- 49Chapter 49: Struggle2025-10-01 00:32
- 50Chapter 50: For the Sake of Those I Love2025-10-01 02:33
- 51Chapter 51: A New World2025-10-04 03:44
- 52Chapter 52: Kasamatsu Tracen2025-10-04 05:44
- 53Chapter 53: Past Glory2025-10-04 07:45
- 54Chapter 54: The Classic Three Sisters (of Kasamatsu)2025-10-17 22:17
- 55Chapter 55: Little Kasamatsu2025-10-18 01:17
- 56Chapter 56: Discarded Scraps2025-10-18 04:17
- 57Chapter 57: In This Land Without Dreams2025-10-24 22:30
- 58Chapter 58: I Will Become Your Light2025-10-25 00:30
- 59Chapter 59: Palpitation2025-10-25 02:30
- 60Chapter 60: Frustration2025-11-02 22:21
- 61Chapter 61: Delayed Shame2025-11-03 01:21
- 62Chapter 62: Physical Assessment2025-11-03 04:22
- 63Chapter 63: Elbow the Great Escape!2025-11-14 22:04
- 64Chapter 64: A Grand Escape Towards the Sunset2025-11-15 01:04
- 65Chapter 65: Marching Towards the Graded Stakes2025-11-15 04:04
- 66Chapter 66: The Distance of Admiration2025-11-17 22:58
- 67Chapter 67: Points on a Journey2025-11-18 01:58
- 68Chapter 68: Surpassing the Phantom2025-11-18 04:58
- 69Chapter 69: Little Gold Ship in Action2025-11-27 20:10
- 70Chapter 70: A Web of Spies2025-11-27 23:10
- 71Chapter 71: Become a Light for the Locals!2025-11-28 03:10
- 72Chapter 72: Attack! The Golden Ship of the Prestigious Families!2025-12-27 20:31
- 73Chapter 73: For Tomorrow's Breakfast2025-12-27 23:31
- 74Chapter 74: A Country Horse Girl's Daily Life2025-12-28 02:31
- 75Chapter 75: Local and Central, Haneda and the Derby2026-01-05 21:51
- 76Chapter 76: New Year2026-01-06 00:51
- 77Chapter 77: The Next Step, Central2026-01-06 03:51
- 78Chapter 78: The Golden Tyrant2026-01-24 21:34
- 79Chapter 79: The Kyodo Tsushin Hai2026-01-25 00:34
- 80Chapter 80: The Monster2026-01-25 03:34
- 81Chapter 81: Excitement2026-03-29 14:37
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