I tell you I'm normal. You've probably never seen a more average person, totally, completely, and absolutely average. Yup.
That is what I would like to say...
Unfortunately, my completely average life has now been invaded by a very annoying creature that has attached itself to me. It didn't have any particular form and when it first spoke to me I thought I was crazy.
But it kept pestering me so I had no choice but to talk back to it and acknowledge its existence.
From our chat I could gather that it was a system from some other galaxy or time line or whatever... I was too lazy to pay that much attention to such things.
Oh where was I? Oh yea, I was talking about the system. Yeah it's apparently bound to me.... You can just feel the happiness exuding from me. Not really.
You see I hate troublesome things and this system smelled like trouble and I wasn't wrong.
Look at the mess I'm in now... I have no clue where I am and right when I need that unreliable system to answer my questions it turned silent.
See? troublesome.