Thanks to his powerful regenerative abilities, Wade's fighting style was… less than elegant. He fought recklessly, never caring whether he got hurt—and naturally, that meant he ruined a lot of clothes.
It wasn't until an old blind woman at the laundromat suggested it that Wade switched to a red suit. After several rounds of DIY modifications, he finally created the costume everyone now knew in the Eternal Space.
During that period, he even moved in with the blind old lady. Their home also housed a mix of junkies and homeless folks from society's underbelly. Life with them was pure chaos—full of absurd moments and dark humor.
Even in such a short video, viewers quickly fell in love with Deadpool—someone so different from traditional superheroes.
There were no holier-than-thou lectures, no gentlemanly demeanor, and definitely no "I-don't-kill" moral codes.
On his path of revenge, Deadpool never showed mercy. He killed when he had to—man or woman, no exceptions.
Equal rights, equal consequences.
What really drew people in, though, was his endless supply of outrageous one-liners. He talked like an old sow wearing a chastity belt—layers upon layers of filthy genius.
The audience was thrilled.
They'd already witnessed how people like Homelander, A-Train, and The Deep turned heroism into a farce—now here was Deadpool, a true wildcard who flipped their understanding of superheroes on its head.
There was one more thing that made him special:
Deadpool could seemingly break the fourth wall. He talked to the camera, addressed the audience directly, and even moved the lens away when he was about to torture someone off-screen.
This, of course, caught Stephen's attention. He raised a brow and asked,
"Wade, can you actually see the camera? Are you aware of the quiz game?"
He assumed these "future videos" were being recorded as part of the quiz itself.
Deadpool shrugged.
"Great question. First off—yes, I can see the camera. But it's got nothing to do with your little quiz here… Hey, Stephen, still struggling to accept that you're a comic book character?"
"…Not unless I've completely lost my mind."
This was Strange's first time participating in the quiz game, and even though he'd seen plenty of weirdness, he was still a rookie when it came to breaking the fourth wall.
Deadpool shrugged again.
"Well, then we've got nothing to talk about. Oh, by the way, I was in the middle of interrogating a guy named Smith when I got teleported here."
"So, everything from here on is your actual future?" Hughie asked.
"Obviously. Though I'd bet we're looking at a branching timeline now… who knows with the multiverse, right? Honestly, we should talk to the writers. If this mess keeps up, my whole movie franchise might crash and burn!"
Deadpool looked genuinely worried for a moment.
Back in the video…
Deadpool took a cab to his next target.
Compared to other heroes—Batman rolling in stealthy luxury cars, Iron Man flying through the city in a suit of armor, or Thor swinging his hammer across the skies—Deadpool's travel method was hilariously down-to-earth.
On the ride, he even gave the cabbie dating advice: "Just kill the guy she's into."
Finally, he arrived. Perched atop an overpass, he waited for Francis and his convoy, then leapt from the bridge straight into one of the moving vehicles. What followed was a chaotic, high-speed chase in which Deadpool, armed with only a handful of bullets, took out each thug with pinpoint precision.
His marksmanship was no joke.
But just as he was about to take out Francis, two members of the X-Men showed up—Colossus, a towering man made entirely of steel, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead, a moody teen with a buzzcut and explosive powers.
Deadpool had already caught Francis—but their interference gave him just enough time to escape.
Turns out, the X-Men had been keeping an eye on Wade. They wanted him to join their ranks—after a bit of "retraining," of course. They weren't fans of his eye-for-an-eye brand of justice.
Deadpool, of course, refused.
But Colossus was too tough to beat, and Deadpool got cuffed.
Just as they were about to load him onto the X-Jet, Deadpool pulled a savage move—he cut off his own hand to escape the cuffs, flung himself off the overpass, and landed in a garbage truck to get away.
Colossus got a faceful of blood—and all he saw was the severed hand left behind, middle finger raised high.
Offscreen, Thor Odinson couldn't help but marvel,
"Wade, you'd probably die for the sake of a joke, and I wouldn't even be surprised. But tell me—why not join the X-Men? I thought you were close with Wolverine? Wasn't he one of them?"
Deadpool grinned,
"You curious about me, big guy? Careful… you're just one thought away from falling in love with me."
He waggled his eyebrows. "So… you sure you don't wanna take a ride on this face?"
"URGH!!" Thor gagged.
"Put your damn mask back on. Please. I beg you."
Billy Butcher mused aloud,
"You know, if you didn't have a mouth, you'd actually be a pretty good teammate. If I were those two freaks, I wouldn't have stopped you from taking your revenge."
Deadpool nodded.
"Well, since you remind me a bit of my beloved Logan… If the price is right, I wouldn't mind popping over to your universe to sort out your problems."
He rubbed his hands together. "Of course, I'm a busy man. Talk to my agent first."
Butcher rolled his eyes and wisely chose not to engage any further.
Back in the video, Deadpool returned to his hideout.
His severed hand had already started growing back—like a lizard's tail—but what emerged was a soft, baby-pink infant-sized hand, which looked comically out of place on an adult man.
It was disturbingly awkward.
Planning to lay low for a while and let his hand regrow, Deadpool decided to rest.
But Francis wasn't done.
He had assumed Wade had died in the explosion, but upon learning otherwise, he immediately began searching for him.
Soon enough, he found his way to the bar Wade often frequented.
Although the bartender refused to give Wade up, Francis spotted a photo of Wade and Vanessa behind the counter.
After leaving, the bartender quickly called Wade to warn him.
Realizing the urgency, Wade rushed to Vanessa's location—but hesitated when he arrived.
He paced back and forth, unsure if he could face her.
And in that brief moment of indecision… Francis found her first.
He kidnapped Vanessa—right under Deadpool's nose.