Teenie and Andrew burst into a room that was more rock and dirt than grass, unlike the previous room. They feasted their eyes on dozens of mining carts moving along tracks and were filled with cages containing none other than, fairies!
"Oh no!" Teenie cries in horror. "Look at all the fairies being hauled around in those dirty carts!"
Andrew looks around and notices a young woman, her back turned and indulged in some activity. Even from behind, Andrew could see she was wearing what appeared to be clothes similar to Little Red Riding Hoods, with the red hood pulled over her head and a little basket hanging from her arm. She was standing near a stack of cages with fairies in them and poking her finger at the cages as if she were counting.
"Maybe that's a manager", Andrew says, as they head over to her.
The woman in the red hood was in the middle of jotting something down on a notepad when Andrew and Teenie stopped behind her.
"Uh, excuse me?" Andrew says. "Please don't run away, but we're looking for a manager."
She turned around revealing large, light brown eyes and dark pig tails hanging over her collar bones.
"Oh, I'm not a manager", she said. "I'm just a counter. I count the fairies."
"Do you know who we can-" Andrew starts but Teenie gets in Red Riding Hoods face.
"How dare you!" Teenie scolds. "Let these fairies go now!"
"Uh, excuse me little fairy, but I don't have any control over that." Red says. "And, how did you get out of your cage?"
"Where are those witches!?" Teenie asked angrily. "I know this place is ran by evil witches!"
"They're up in their cottage. But you need to send them a letter two weeks in advance if you want to talk to them. They don't really like talking to people. Wait, what're you guys doing in here?" Red says.
"We were trying to check in to get unloaded but those deer kept running away from us", Andrew explains. "I don't know what the fuck is wrong with them."
"Did you read the sign?" Red says.
"No, what sign?" Andrew said.
"There's a sign just before you enter the receiving garden with a list of stuff that the deer thinks are lame. It scares them which is why they're running away from you." Red explained. "You probably meet the criteria for one or all of the lame things that are on that list."
"Well then how the hell are we gonna get unloaded?" Andrew asked.
"Wait a minute!" Teenie yells. "Let's go deal with those witches first!"
"Oh yeah." Andrew agreed. "Where's this cottage?"
"It's in the middle of the building. But no one's allowed, not even me." Red says.
"I don't care! Take us there! We're gonna rescue all these fairies and return them to fairyland!" Teenie announces.
"Alright, follow me but don't tell them I had anything to do with taking you there."
"What's your name?" Andrew asked curiously as she led them towards a mining cart that was bigger than the others and didn't have any fairies in it.
"My names' Redalia, but everyone here can't pronounce that so they just call me Red." Red answers. "Come on, this mining cart can transport us anywhere in the building so hop in."
Andrew and Red jump in the cart while Teenie floated near Andrew. Red pushes a lever and the cart starts moving down the track.
Meanwhile…
Oliver wasn't having much luck getting a deer to take the paperwork and assign them a door. He decided to try something different. Oliver ran back to the truck and changed his attire, putting on his Wizard costume which was a long, gray robe, a long, white beard, and a pointy, crooked wizard hat. Upon re-entering the entrance to the receiving garden, Oliver notices a sign he didn't notice the first time. It read:
Deer Drivers, please read the following before attempting to check in. Below is a list of lame things that will scare the deer away and you will be unable to check in and get unloaded. If you meet the criteria for any of the lame stuff that's listed below, please leave, fix your issues or find a different load.
So if you…
1. Have a thin dick or one that isn't big enough
2. Step on a twig, or are a twig
3. Showered, groomed and are being clean
4. Shit in a bag, box, bucket or toilet
5. Are handsome
6. Are ugly
7. Don't make money or are making money
8. Are annoyed by annoying people
9. Mind your own business regularly
10. Listen to your own music (even if it was made for yourself to listen to anyway)
11. Vent or rant in private
12. The past
13. Obey traffic laws
14. Disobey traffic laws
15. Diss people that don't like you
16. Cry or have visible tears in your eyes which includes tears due to eye strain.
17. If you work
18. If you don'twork
19. Don't like strangers that hate you
20. Have nice hair
21. Refuse to accept strangers labels of you
22. If you run
23. If you jack off
24. If your late
25. If your on time
26. If you're nice
27. If you're mean
28. If you're silent
29. If you talk
30. If you breathe
31. If you blink
32. If you move in any way
33. If you think
34. If your dick isn't big enough
35. If your dick isn't big enough
36. If your dick still isn't big enough
37. If you still mind your own business
38. If you're safe
39. If you're dangerous
40. If you're in a good mood
41. If you're in a bad mood
42. If you have a car
43. If you don't have a car
44. If you have a house
45. If you don't have a house
46. If you fight
47. If you don't fight
48. If you soar or don't soar
49. If you talk shit to disrespectful assholes (even in private)
50. If you want them
51. If you don't want them
52. If you have a dick that isn't big enough
53. If you make more sense
54. If you're green, red, blue, black, white, brown, gray or a rainbow
55. If your dick ain't big enough
56. If you do nothing
57. If you're doing something
58. If your dick ain't big enough
59. Bullshit
60. If you're Andrew Dillon or Oliver Moreworth
If you identify with any of the lame attributes or have done any of these lame things, you are disqualified from checking in and attempting to check in anyway will result in the deer running away from you. Thank you.
"Well I'll be damned…" Oliver says and walks back into the receiving garden.