Man's dick... it was a fascinating creature!
There were three stages of universal truth hidden within a man's dick.
Yup. Universal Truth!
The first stage... if it was long and hard, it meant the man was interested. Physically stimulated. Morning wood. Blood pumping harder than usual. Or, of course... he was thinking about doing something naughty.
The second stage... if it was short and soft, it meant the man couldn't care less about whatever tempting curves were on the other side. It could also mean stress, exhaustion from exercise, or even the temperature messing with him.
That was the Universal Truth most of the world believed in.
But...
There was another one.
The Third Stage!
A rather complicated truth that almost nobody was willing to acknowledge.
Because during this stage... the dick might not even be there anymore.
Yup, you heard that right.
The Third Stage was what happened when fear reached its absolute peak.
