Upon meeting Nyan-Nyan again, Alex thought the situation could not get any worse. But, as always, he was very much mistaken. Alex's current problems began with Nyan-Nyan trying to pull the Ring of Death off his finger, literally tearing off the finger with the ring on it a couple of times.
Alex had initially assumed that Lady Death had not given him this ring for nothing, so he could temporarily replace Death, whom Dean and Sam had killed. When Nyan-Nyan, in a fit of rage, tore off his finger with the ring, she literally erased them into dust. But as soon as Alex healed his hand, the Ring of Death reappeared.
Seeing that the ring had returned along with the finger, Nyan-Nyan's eyelid began to twitch—she realized that Lady Death had bound the ring to Alex himself permanently. And at that very moment, the situation for Alex began to escalate even more when Nyan-Nyan suggested the most effective way to get rid of the ring—namely, to rip it out of his soul.
Alex looked at Nyan-Nyan, who was sitting on his lap and saying with a sweet smile that she would just dig a little into his essence and pull out the ring belonging to the Skinny Whore. Hearing this proposal, Alex immediately grabbed Nyan-Nyan's hand, not letting her fingers pierce his chest. The last thing he wanted was for someone to touch the foundation of his existence.
"Nyan-Nyan…" Alex spoke in a calm tone, looking at her. Nyan-Nyan still had a gentle smile on her face as she stubbornly continued to press with her hand, trying to pierce his ribcage.
"What is it, darling? If you think I'll hurt you, you don't have to worry. It'll only hurt for a moment. I just want to rip out of you what reminds me of that skinny whore," Nyan-Nyan said with a gentle smile, her fingers almost sinking into Alex's chest.
"Can you stand up for a moment?" Alex asked, continuing to push Nyan-Nyan's hand away from his chest.
"Hmmm… Okay," Nyan-Nyan said carelessly, shrugging slightly and obediently rising from Alex's lap.
When Nyan-Nyan stood up from his lap, Alex slowly rose after her and straightened up. Looking Nyan-Nyan in the eyes, Alex brushed the remaining dust off himself and did what any sane man should do when he encounters a dangerous woman. Taking a deep breath, Alex immediately turned around and ran as far away as possible.
Nyan-Nyan, watching Alex's silhouette rapidly receding, tilted her head slightly to the side. Even she had not expected Alex to simply run away. Watching Alex's figure become smaller and smaller, Nyan-Nyan burst into loud laughter and slightly moved her finger, distorting the surrounding space.
When reality around them began to break, a deafening explosion rang out. Everything became covered in deep cracks, and even the desert planet they were on turned into cosmic dust.
"Oh, darling. Why did you do that? I just didn't want you to communicate with that skinny whore," Nyan-Nyan said with a chuckle, slightly squinting her eyes and watching the fleeing Alex.
To prevent Nyan-Nyan from trapping him, Alex had to resort to the most primitive method—namely, destroying the distorted space in order to continue running. Alex understood very well that a battle with Nyan-Nyan would not end with the destruction of just one Galaxy or even one Universe.
The scale of such a clash would be much greater and would cause catastrophic consequences for the entire Multiverse. And therefore, before her mood was completely ruined, which could ultimately lead to the erasure of the Universe he had just saved, Alex preferred to run, even knowing that he would not get far.
His only hope was the pact that Nyan-Nyan had made with Yog, according to which she could come to him only after the death of one of her avatars. Therefore, not wanting Nyan-Nyan to dig into the foundation of his existence, Alex preferred flight simply to buy precious time.
Continuing to run, Alex crossed one planet after another, and he did it quite quickly. But as soon as he found himself on another desert planet, Alex stopped and sighed heavily. He saw Nyan-Nyan, who was already sitting on a floating boulder, resting her cheeks on her hands, with a sweet smile on her face.
"Go on, darling. Keep running… I just want to warn you about something," Nyan-Nyan spoke with a gentle smile, slightly moving her finger, and at that very moment the planet they were on simply evaporated.
"What do you want to warn me about… And stop erasing planets," Alex said wearily, rubbing his forehead and looking at Nyan-Nyan with a tired gaze.
"You probably thought you would buy time until I had to go back…" Nyan-Nyan said, squinting her eyes, and the space around her became covered in cracks.
"Let's assume you guessed right… I just don't want to have to talk to a doctor later and point on a doll where the bad aunt touched me," Alex said in an exaggerated tone, reaching into his pocket for a cigarette.
"You're so funny, darling… The thing is, the terms of the pact have changed a little…" Nyan-Nyan's quiet voice sounded right next to Alex's ear.
When Alex turned his head, Nyan-Nyan gently cupped his cheeks with her hands and kissed him on the lips, looking at him playfully. Seeing her eyes so close, Alex began to feel a headache coming on. He sensed a very large-scale multiversal setup in her words. He had believed that Nyan-Nyan would never be able to negotiate with Yog, because she always strictly followed the rules established in the Chaos.
And Yog would definitely not have let Nyan-Nyan out of the Chaos. Alex thought that another projection of Nyan-Nyan had appeared before him once again. But when her lips touched his, he realized that this was no projection. And at that very moment, his eyes widened in shock that the real Nyan-Nyan was standing before him.
Pulling away, Alex grabbed her by the shoulders and began to examine her carefully. The expression on his face rapidly changed from shock to disbelief, and then to complete incomprehension of the situation. Nyan-Nyan, for her part, was sincerely amused by how Alex's facial expressions were changing, because that was exactly the effect she had been aiming for. Hearing her laughter, Alex came out of his stupor and looked her in the eyes again.
"What is it, darling? Are you surprised?.. You don't have to say anything, it's written all over your face that you're surprised," Nyan-Nyan said, laughing and poking Alex on the nose with her finger.
"You're right, I'm surprised… How?" Alex nodded, not even trying to deny the obvious.
"Guess… Go on, guess… Come on, guess!" Nyan-Nyan said in a cheerful voice, brazenly stretching Alex's face in different directions.
"Wait, don't tell me… Eh, Nyaruko… I asked you not to use our daughter for such purposes. Just because Nyaruko was born in the Chaos and is not bound by its laws doesn't mean you can twist her for your own interests," Alex sighed heavily, rubbing his forehead after realizing the reason why Nyan-Nyan had been able to leave the Chaos.
"Darling, it seems you don't understand… Unlike those little toys that entertain me while you kill them, our daughter really matters to me. And she's also terribly fun. And, let's just say, the Chaos is now far less boring than before. Hee-hee-hee! Papazot will be very surprised when he wakes up," Nyan-Nyan said with a slight chuckle, walking through the emptiness of space and comically clasping her hands behind her back.
Alex opened his mouth and immediately closed it. The only thing that reassured him was that at least Nyan-Nyan had not erased anything yet, except for a few desert planets. Watching her walk through the void, Alex wondered where Yog had gone and why she was not saying anything about Nyan-Nyan leaving the Chaos.
Pinching the bridge of his nose to get rid of the headache, Alex heard the sound of an opening package and slowly turned his head to the side. He saw Yog sitting on a floating stone in the middle of the void, with her usual emotionless face and a pack of candies on her lap.
Meeting Yog's yellow eyes, Alex pointed his finger at Nyan-Nyan, who was walking through the void, and asked what the hell was going on. In response to Alex's words, Yog put a candy in her mouth and bit into it, squinting from the sweetness. Alex's eyelid began to twitch when Yog continued putting one candy after another into her mouth, completely ignoring his question. From this, Alex's eyelid began to twitch even harder.
"The pact has not been broken…" Yog spoke quietly, throwing the empty candy wrapper aside and turning it into space debris.
"In what sense?" Alex asked, raising an eyebrow and rubbing his eyelid so it would stop twitching.
"It means exactly what it says, Destruction. Nyarlathotep is here and not here. Therefore, the pact was not broken," Yog said, taking a box of exquisite macarons out of her small bag.
"You mean Nyan-Nyan is like you… And that's why this universe hasn't collapsed from her presence yet?" Alex asked, wanting to hear confirmation of his words.
"You guessed right, darling… After all, I know how much you like playing the Hero, saving worlds from my avatars. Our little one often brags about how cool you are… How could I ruin your work? After all, you would get angry… Although, it's me who should be angry because of the tricks of that skinny whore," Nyan-Nyan spoke, hugging Alex around the neck from behind and disgustedly pushing away his hand with the Ring of Death on it.
Hearing this, Alex just shook his head, ignoring Nyan-Nyan's contemptuous tone toward Lady Death's things. Alex had never managed to find out why Nyan-Nyan and Lady Death hated each other. Even when he asked about the reason, no one told him anything. And even Yog, who readily accepted payment in sweets, preferred to stay silent and simply ignored this particular question.
Raising his gaze to Yog, Alex saw her nod her head, confirming that Nyan-Nyan could now really leave the Chaos under completely different conditions. And that meant she would become a very frequent guest in his life. Exhaling, Alex tried to think positively: at least the situation was not as bad as it could have been.
But once again he forgot that nothing in his life happened for no reason. Soon his face became completely blank. He felt another familiar presence in the void, and Nyan-Nyan's arms around his neck tightened even more.
Alex did not need to look at Nyan-Nyan to understand what expression she had on her face right now. Everything became completely shitty when a voice sounded from the void, making Alex groan heavily from exhaustion.
"Who did you call a Skinny Whore… You tentacled abomination… Do you think that just because you managed to escape from your rotten hole, you can brag about it now?" Lady Death's contemptuous voice rang out from the void.
Hearing this voice, Alex felt a dull pain begin to pulse in his temples. He simply could not help but wonder why all this was happening specifically to him. After all, at that very moment he should have already returned to the bunker, drunk cold beer, rejoiced that he had saved another universe, and then received well-deserved payment from his Father.
And, in the end, gone on a week-long vacation with his family to some quiet world. But instead, he was involuntarily about to find himself squeezed between two very ancient and powerful women who hated each other for a reason completely unknown to him. Following Lady Death's contemptuous voice, a ragged vortex swirled in space, from which she herself emerged.
She, just like at their first meeting, was wearing her thin cloak reaching to her ankles, with a black hood thrown over her head, from under which dark hair was visible. The main and most distinctive feature of her outfit remained the black lingerie, which was barely covered by the edges of the cloak.
As soon as Lady Death appeared, Nyan-Nyan's face twisted, and the space around her began to crack at the seams, twisting and breaking. Death, having exited the portal, threw the most contemptuous look at her rival, after which she brazenly winked at Alex with a seductive smile. At that, Nyan-Nyan's angelic patience finally ran out.
Meanwhile, Alex quietly sidled away and sat down on a neighboring boulder next to Yog, sincerely praying to the Father that the Multiverse would not be blown to pieces right now. Lady Death came closer and stood directly opposite Nyan-Nyan, keeping the same haughty smile on her face.
"Did you mix something up, Skinny Whore? Go back to your talkative bastard or that purple creature who was ready to erase all life for you," Nyan-Nyan spoke in a distorted voice, looking at Lady Death standing in front of her with contempt.
"Oh, them… Yes, yes. They were quite amusing, you know… But they, what are they called… Hmm, I can't remember the word," Lady Death said thoughtfully, bringing a finger to her lips.
"Simp?" Alex intervened, raising his hand like a good student.
"Thank you, darling. Exactly, those two and all their versions are just Simps. It's funny when mortals think they are worthy of my love… They are like cute puppies who should be given a bone, and they will happily wag their tails," Lady Death said, waving her finger with a cheerful smile.
"When you called him darling, Skinny Bitch… You want to repeat what happened at the dawn of Creation," Nyan-Nyan spoke in an empty distorted voice, looking at Lady Death with anger.
"I should be the one asking you that, Tentacled Bitch…" Lady Death replied in a cold tone, squinting her eyes at Nyan-Nyan.
At that moment, Alex continued to sincerely pray to the Father that he would do at least something, even if he could not interfere in all of creation. Alex firmly believed: if anyone was capable of somehow stopping these two very dangerous women, it was only the Creator. But in response to his prayers, Alex heard only a cheerful old man's voice.
The Father only kindly reminded him that he himself should calm the two ancient and dangerous women who had obsessive feelings for him—especially since one of them had already given him a cute granddaughter. Alex almost cursed at the Father because at such a moment he was only thinking about his granddaughters. Stopping his prayers, Alex resignedly lowered his hands and poked Yog in the cheek with his finger to attract her attention.
Yog slowly turned her head and put another macaron in her mouth, slightly tilting her head to the side. Alex pointed his finger at Lady Death and Nyan-Nyan, next to whom space itself collapsed with a terrible crack, forming an ideal void. Yog slowly shifted her gaze to the two loudly arguing women, after which she just as imperturbably sent another sweet into her mouth.
Groaning from the absolute hopelessness of the situation, Alex covered his face with his hands. At that moment, he desperately wanted to return to the bunker and rest a little, because he still had unfinished business in this universe. He was not against dealing with these women at all, but only with one of them at a time! Sighing heavily, Alex removed his hands from his face and raised his gaze to the two arguing women, intending to intervene before they started fighting.
"You two, enough… I just saved this universe, and I don't need it to collapse because of your ancient disputes," Alex said, intervening in the argument between Nyan-Nyan and Lady Death.
"Right, go back where you came from, Skinny Whore… It's my time with my darling now. We have an agreement: when he kills my toy, I can spend some time with him," Nyan-Nyan said in a contemptuous tone, waving Lady Death off like an annoying parasite.
"Oh, what are you saying… Maybe I should start listing how many problems your annoying toys have caused me," Lady Death said in a cold tone, leaning forward a little.
"Who cares what happened there. It's your job… If you can't do it, that's your problem, not mine," Nyan-Nyan said in a disgusted tone, turning away from Lady Death and heading toward Alex.
"Tentacled Whore…" Lady Death hissed through her teeth, summoning her Scythe to her hands.
"Skinny Whore…" Nyan-Nyan sang in a melodic voice, deftly jumping to Alex and sitting on a floating fragment next to him.
Before Lady Death could swing her Scythe, Alex sharply rose from his seat and stood exactly between the two women. Stretching his arms out to the sides, he firmly blocked both Lady Death's Scythe swing and the strange black branch that whistled out of the void right next to Nyan-Nyan's head.
Wearily looking at both of them, Alex reminded them once again that he would not allow the universe he had saved just half an hour ago to be destroyed. In response to his words, Nyan-Nyan innocently spread her arms to the sides, showing with her whole appearance that she had nothing to do with it, and again began shamelessly blaming Lady Death. Death just gave Nyan-Nyan a contemptuous glare and reluctantly put away her Scythe.
Seeing that both women had finally stopped starting a fight, Alex breathed a sigh of relief. The last thing he wanted was to witness and participate in another multiversal-scale clash. Watching Alex, Nyan-Nyan laughed cheerfully—she was insanely fond of watching his varied reactions to all the madness that regularly happened in his life. Lady Death also chuckled slightly, after which she suddenly hugged Alex around the neck, making Nyan-Nyan literally grind her teeth in rage.
"Okay, my darling. I came to check on you, it's time for me to go back… You can keep the ring. Consider it an engagement gift," Lady Death said with a slight chuckle, kissing Alex on the cheek and leaving a trace of black lipstick on it.
"He doesn't need your gifts, Skinny Bitch," Nyan-Nyan snapped, throwing a piece of compressed space at Lady Death.
"Really? And what did you give him? Oh, it seems nothing," Lady Death said mockingly, looking out from behind Alex's shoulder and giving Nyan-Nyan a contemptuous look.
"Hah. I gave him a daughter. Not all this useless nonsense. A ring? A scythe? It's all garbage… My darling's hobby is just a hobby," Nyan-Nyan said in a haughty tone, looking like the winner of the argument.
"We'll see about that," Lady Death replied, squinting her eyes and removing her hands from Alex's neck.
"What are you planning, Skinny Bitch?" Nyan-Nyan asked, frowning, sensing that Lady Death was about to pull the same trick she had done earlier.
"Who knows… Goodbye, darling… I'll be waiting for you in one of the universes where I'm having fun right now… Maybe I'll even introduce you to my sister," Lady Death said in a carefree tone, waving Nyan-Nyan off and directing all her attention to Alex.
Alex waved goodbye, and before Lady Death left, he pulled a black phone with a bone engraving out of his pocket. Alex tossed the phone into Lady Death's hands, indicating that instead of constantly speaking in his head, it would be better if she texted or called. Catching the phone, Lady Death looked at it for a couple of moments, then sincerely laughed.
Opening a portal to return to her dimension, Lady Death waved goodbye with the hand holding her new cellphone. As soon as Lady Death left, Alex thought he could finally relax. But Nyan-Nyan had completely different plans on that matter. She instantly appeared next to Alex and began furiously rubbing the trace of black lipstick on his cheek, intending to completely destroy it, even if it meant erasing the part of Alex's face itself.
Feeling his skin unnaturally stretching, Alex barely managed to fight off Nyan-Nyan's very tenacious hands, who did not stop swearing and stubbornly reaching her palms toward his face. Not allowing Nyan-Nyan's fingers to get close to his long-suffering cheek, Alex simply could not help but think about why absolutely everything in his life was so complicated.
After all, he just wanted a quiet, peaceful life and calm adventures in different worlds with his family. Having barely fought off Nyan-Nyan and not letting her completely tear off part of his face, Alex sighed heavily. As soon as he grabbed her wrists, Alex felt her gently run her fingers over his cheek at the end, completely and painlessly erasing the remains of Lady Death's black lipstick.
"Okay, I have to go back. I still have things to finish quickly," Alex spoke, carefully rubbing his reddened cheek.
"Already leaving? What a shame. And I missed you so much, darling. We had so much fun together. We won't see each other for a long time now," Nyan-Nyan said in an offended tone, pulling Alex's hand with an offended expression.
"I would almost believe you… Only you yourself literally a minute ago said that now you can leave the Chaos whenever you want," Alex said in a dry tone, looking with a completely blank gaze straight into Nyan-Nyan's eyes.
"Oops, I said too much…" Nyan-Nyan clicked her tongue and displeasedly folded her arms across her chest.
"Exactly. You just preferred to brazenly brag instead of keeping at least some intrigue," Alex said, grinning and flicking Nyan-Nyan on the nose.
"You're so rude… Then go ahead and leave. Oh, yes. See you on the family trip!" Nyan-Nyan threw out in an offended tone, after which she reminded Alex with a sly smile about their next mandatory meeting.
Alex looked at Nyan-Nyan, to which she sent him an air kiss and then dissolved into space. Opening his mouth, Alex just sighed and shook his head. He already understood that the upcoming family trip would be very strange, considering the scale of his large family.
Rubbing his forehead, Alex looked at Yog, around whom empty candy boxes were lazily floating. Yog responded to Alex's gaze with a calm look and unhurriedly put the last piece of pastry in her mouth. Throwing another empty box into the vacuum, Yog lazily waved her hand and also dissolved into space, as if she had never been there.
Left alone in the middle of absolute void, Alex ruffled his hair, trying to finally concentrate on what he had originally wanted to do. The plan was simple: receive well-deserved payment from the Father for saving this universe, make an unforgettable gift for Dean and Sam, and then calmly move on to other, no less important matters. Especially to one extremely amusing way of meeting one of his blood brothers.
Gathering his thoughts, Alex summoned Yamato to his hand and made several precise swings to open a direct portal to the Bunker. Stepping into the shimmering rift, he thought only that his work was finally over and now he could officially relax. But before Alex could fully exit the portal, Enid and Alice immediately rushed at him, talking over each other about how much they had missed him during the week he had been away from the base.
Laughing, Alex hugged Alice and Enid tightly in response and quickly kissed both of them. As soon as he lowered the girls to the floor, Lucina and Samantha approached him, also rewarding him with quick kisses. Doll was next, who gently ran her cool doll-like hands over his cheeks, carefully checking if he was intact, and then gently kissed him on the cheek.
The only one who remained standing aside was Wednesday. She habitually folded her arms across her chest and in a cold, completely even tone reminded him that she was not going to violently express her love in front of everyone. Hearing this, Alex just quietly laughed, approached Wednesday himself and gently kissed her pale cheek. Wednesday in response only demonstratively rolled her eyes without saying anything.
"And where are Dean and Sam?" Alex asked, turning to the girls.
"In the library… And you should go there too, Alex. And I'll say right away, the atmosphere there is quite strange," Enid said with a strained smile, pointing her finger toward the library.
"Yeah, really very strange. This is the first time something like this has happened here," Lucina said, nodding her head and confirming Enid's words.
Alex shifted his gaze toward the library and saw Dean and Sam sitting on chairs opposite each other. Right between the brothers at the table sat Castiel, whose face remained completely stone-like. Alex could not help but wonder what was going on there at all.
Samantha came closer to Alex and, standing on tiptoe, began to quietly explain that such a heavy atmosphere between Dean and Sam had settled in immediately after the disheveled Dean had literally been thrown out of a purple portal onto the old warehouse. And this silent stupor continued even when they all together returned to the Bunker.
Hearing this, Alex asked the girls when exactly they had arrived from Forks. Alice replied that no more than half an hour had passed since their return. Calmly nodding his head, Alex thought that it was time for him to participate in this fateful conversation as well.
Climbing the stairs, Alex waved to his brother Castiel, who only nodded slightly in response. As soon as Alex appeared in the library, Dean and Sam immediately turned all their attention to him. Dean gave Alex a eloquent look, directly hinting that he desperately needed help right now to properly explain everything to Sam about hiding the truth about Chuck's real identity.
Sam, on the other hand, looked at Alex with a rather interested, studying gaze. After learning who Alex really was, Sam was feverishly figuring out how he should now relate to the one he had long considered a full-fledged part of the family and simply his younger brother. However, soon Sam received a comprehensive answer to his silent question.
Alex, in his usual gesture, lazily rolled his eyes, clearly making it clear that there was no need to stare at him like that. Seeing this familiar eye-rolling and hearing Alex's ironic comment, Sam chuckled slightly and understandingly shook his head. At that very moment, he clearly realized that in their personal relationships absolutely nothing had changed—except for the meta-truth that this whole world turned out to be much bigger and more complicated than they had initially imagined.
"How did your meeting with your girlfriend go?" Dean asked, deciding to quickly change the subject so they could finally start a normal conversation.
"I would like to say it went fine… Only it's all too complicated. And the situation could have gotten even shittier because of the sudden appearance of a certain third party. And how was your trip through the portal?" Alex replied, pulling a chair toward himself and habitually turning it back forward to sit down.
"I think it went fine… Except for the fact that some slimy purple tentacle rudely dragged me away. And except for the fact that I heard some very strange singing voices during this exciting express trip… Otherwise, I think everything went quite normally," Dean said in a carefree tone, as if everything had really gone strictly according to plan.
Alex and Dean looked at each other and nodded synchronously. They perfectly understood that all their common problems had finally come to an end, and now they could calmly relax and stop playing clowns, playing along with Chuck in his pathetic spectacle.
Castiel watched the conversation between Alex and Dean with deep interest. Castiel knew perfectly well who had just visited this universe, and he was only worried that Alex had managed to stop those two formidable women in time before they really smashed this world to pieces. Sam, on the other hand, watched their conversation with a strained smile on his face.
For him, who had learned the entire meta-truth just a few hours ago, such conversations were truly new. And unfortunately for Sam, all this madness was now officially becoming part of his new reality, from which he could not escape. Shaking his head, Sam firmly decided to behave as usual—as if his new life remained as normal as before.
"Who else appeared? Since you say it could have gotten worse?" Sam asked with interest, intervening in the conversation.
"Lady Death… She's kind of the one who stands above all Death in the Multiverse. Or, to put it in simpler terms, she is literally the CEO of a huge corporation called 'Death.' I think that explanation is quite clear," Alex replied, lazily stroking his chin and trying to choose the right words to more accurately explain Lady Death's identity.
"Well, that's far from the strangest news of the day… And what are you going to do with Lucifer and why did we drag him to the Bunker?" Sam said, shrugging and asking another question that interested him.
"It's a welcome gift," Alex said with a wide smile, confidently raising his thumb up.
"I think I'll really regret it if I ask… But who exactly is this welcome gift for?" Sam asked in a dry tone, clearly realizing that he would once again receive some shocking answer.
"For my brother," Alex said, rising from the chair.
Sam rubbed his forehead, trying to understand what kind of brother Alex had decided to send a fake Lucifer to. Dean, on the contrary, smiled widely at what would happen next. Castiel chuckled slightly, thinking that such a joke on their brother would be a very amusing sight. Observing this reaction around him, Sam realized he was missing something important. Finishing his speech, Alex strode toward the room where the bound fake Lucifer lay.
Dean did not waste time and followed Alex. Sam looked at Castiel, asking if they should go too. Castiel replied with a smile, standing up from the chair. Not wanting to miss everything again, Sam followed Alex and Dean. Entering the utility room, Alex looked at the fake Lucifer, bound with white chains. Approaching the fake Lucifer, Alex took out a previously prepared envelope and slipped it between the chains.
"Cas, you can open the portal. You know where," Alex said with a wide smile.
"Of course. This will be a very amusing sight," Castiel said, nodding his head without hiding his amusement.
Waving his hand, Castiel opened a portal to a penthouse located above the Lux Club, which their brother had opened. Having perfectly timed it, Castiel nodded his head, showing that it was time to throw the fake Lucifer into the portal. With a wide smile on his face, Alex grabbed the fake Lucifer by the collar and threw him into the portal like a sack of potatoes, which instantly closed.
When the portal closed, Alex and Castiel laughed synchronously. They imagined their brother Lucifer's face when he returned to his penthouse. And saw the fake Lucifer lying on the floor. Amused by this, Alex suggested returning to wait for the appearance of an irritated Lucifer.
To be continued...
(I haven't decided yet on the weapon Alex will receive, but I'm still leaning toward the Rebellion. So we can move on with the story. And so, next we have Lucifer's appearance, and his, "What do you wish for?" And ultimately, this will lead to the unexpected journey I've planned for Alex and Dean. I think that's all I have to say for now. Now it's time to eat and play FF7. Peace, love, and what do you wish for?)
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