"Sakura, yahallo~!"
Kotetsu nudged Izumo with his elbow, tilting his head slightly to subtly suggest that he ought to glance at the busty kunoichi approaching the village gates. As the pink-haired girl drew closer, her gorgeous girlfriend waiting at the gates raised her hands for a double high-five.
"Yurika-chan, yahallo~!" Sakura replied cheerfully. She jumped up lightly to meet the older girl's palms, sending her enormous bust into an avalanche of motion. "You made it!"
"You know, I hesitated to come at first, but I reckoned I could do with broadening my horizons a bit," said Yurika, shaking her head and offering a helpless little shrug, "Who knows, maybe I'll meet some handsome man in the capital…"
Yurika, Konoha's best cryptanalyst specialist, had only just ended a year-long relationship with her ex-boyfriend, Tokubetsu Jōnin Yamashiro Aoba, after discovering that her playboy of a boyfriend had been two-timing her for months.
Sakura nodded in understanding. "It'll do you some good to get away from all those dusty documents," she said. "I don't know how you stand it, being trapped in that musty old room all day long…"
Cryptography wasn't much better than Sakura's job at the hospital, which reeked of urine on most days of the week. What Sakura liked best of all about being a ninja was travelling the world with her friends— it was as close to freedom as she was likely to come as a human weapon. If she kept doing a good job, she told herself, she would soon become so indispensable that she'd get free rein to wander the world as she pleased, just as Tsunade had before she decided to settle down in Konoha.
At any rate, Sakura was very much looking forward to visiting the capital city of the Land of Fire.
Apparently, it was very different from Konoha, in that most shinobi were heavily restricted from entering the city, for security purposes. As a kunoichi, Sakura would normally have to go through all sorts of tedious steps to obtain a day pass, but with an invitation from the Daimyō himself, she didn't have to do any of that!
"They say the capital sets all the trends for the Land of Fire months in advance!" said Yurika animatedly, as they continued gushing about what would await them, while they waited for the others to arrive. "The newest fashion styles, the finest fabrics… Ooh, I can't wait to see it all for myself!"
Initially, Sakura hadn't been particularly interested in dressing up, but she had developed a taste for it once the initial shock of transmigration had worn off. Being drop-dead gorgeous certainly made it easier to enjoy presenting herself in the best light possible.
…
The rest of the five-girl team Sakura had personally picked out for the event arrived shortly afterwards. She had found it rather difficult to choose the candidates, as the overlap between those who could best represent Konohagakure and those beautiful enough to stand a chance of winning was frustratingly narrow.
The first candidates who'd popped into Sakura's mind were Yamanaka Ino, Hyūga Hinata, Sarutobi Kurenai and Manyū Kyōko, but she'd decided against including them for various reasons.
Ino was strikingly beautiful, but she was flat as a washboard; Hinata was so shy she'd likely implode on stage; Kurenai was still in mourning; and finally, it would have been too much to ask anything of Kyōko, as she was still waiting for news about her missing baby.
Sakura then tried looking around for Uzuki Yūgao, Gekkō Hayate's beautiful girlfriend (before Baki murdered him), but never managed to find her. So, in the end, the following kunoichi made the cut, including herself:
Name: Manyū/Uchiha/Haruno Sakura (Age 16)
Profile: Jōnin of the Hidden Leaf (012601)
Bust: U-cup. Her twins have been known to cause traffic accidents (distracted driver drove his ox-drawn cart into a terrace, hitting a family of five).
Classification: Heavier than she appears at first glance. Dreads her daily encounter with her bathroom scales (54 kg as of last Monday).
Sidenote: The day when her bustline outgrows her height is not far off.
Final Remarks: A strong contender for first place; difficult to ignore, impossible to forget.
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Name: Mezawa Yurika (Age 24)
Profile: Former Genin of the Hidden Leaf. Cryptographer (011314).
Bust: D-cup. A respectable size.
Classification: Yurika's weight is a closely guarded secret.
Sidenote: Enjoys turtlenecks; owns a collection of "virgin-killer" sweaters for off-duty wear.
Final Remarks: A poised and mature young adult who mastered the art of make-up after her Transformation Jutsu barely scraped a passing grade at the academy's graduation exam. This candidate may just have what it takes to make it to the finals.
…
Name: Akimichi Chobi (age 23)
Profile: Chūnin of the Hidden Leaf (011676)
Bust: H-cup… though does having huge breasts really count if they're mostly fat?
Classification: Classification: Broke her last set of scales, but her weight is certainly well into triple digits. In kilos.
Sidenote: Simply by standing there, Chobi makes Sakura and the other candidates look better by comparison.
Final Remarks: Breaks the mould; likely to score major points with chubby chasers.
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Name: Mitarashi Anko (age 27)
Profile: Tokubetsu Jōnin of the Hidden Leaf ( 011226)
Bust: E-cup. Bustline may expand dramatically when breathing in deeply for a Fire Style Jutsu.
Classification: The weight Anko reported at her last checkup was 45.8 kg… but she's almost certainly lying.
Sidenote: Loves sweets more than life itself.
Final Remarks: May soon join the Akimichi clan among the heavyweights unless she eases up on the sugary treats.
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Name: Uzumaki Naru(ko) (age 16)
Profile: Genin of the Hidden Leaf (012607)
Bust: Bigger than Sakura's at the beginning of part 1. Nice pecs!
Classification: Not a girl. (50.9 kg)
Sidenote: Still not a girl.
Final Remarks: Never asked for this.
…
"I'm heavier than Naruto?" Sakura groaned, looking up from the sheet "Naruko," had just handed her. "That's it, I'm going on a diet."
To be perfectly fair, Sakura's body was currently 15% breast.
"I'm just happy Sasuke won't be there to watch me get humiliated, ya know?" Naruto sighed, daintily pressing a palm to his cheek and inwardly praying that participating in a beauty pageant as a girl wouldn't awaken anything strange within him. "Where is that guy, anyway? Not dropping by to say goodbye, that jerk?"
"Tell me about it," Sakura grumbled. "When I went to the Hokage Residence to say goodbye to Lady Tsunade, some rude ANBU turned me away at the door!"