Damon was speechless. Dozens of fresh kill notifications flashed in front of him. The kitten then sneezed, an adorable little squeak completely at odds with the destruction it had just caused.
Damon stared at her. The kitten blinked twice, then proudly let out a tiny, "Meow."
Damon exhaled. "Holy shit, baby. You are fucking amazing!" He had never been a prouder papa in his entire life!
While all of the blood essence poured into him in torrents, he reached up and patted her head with absolute sincerity. She purred like a small engine, vibrating with delight and more abyssal energy than should exist in something that fit in one hand.
"Little red, did you see my baby's awesomeness just now? Isn't she amazing? What do you think? Why are you so suspiciously silent?"
"Master… I can't talk right now. I am holding on tight for you. We have gathered another thousand stat points. I am trying my best but I cannot promise anything."
