I am not an editor or a pro writer. I will write this the best I can and edit it the best I can. I also do not own Uma Musume, for it is owned by Cygames. Watch the animes, and mangas for they are pretty good. Finally, please enjoy. Everything Written Can Be Rewritten and Edited Later:
Moments Later...
After everyone finished investigating, they were promptly kicked out of the karaoke room by the establishment. Now standing in the alley outside, the group gathered to introduce themselves—partly for convenience, partly to cope with the ridiculousness of the situation.
The first to speak was the Nice Nature look-alike.
"Hello everyone. I'm 'Past life name insert here', but in this world I'm known as Victory Gate. I checked this body's iPhone—apparently, we have IDs, cash, working cards, citizenship, passports, and all the necessary paperwork. But we don't have addresses, academic histories, or any real past records. So... yeah. These identities didn't exist before we arrived."
The Maruzensky look-alike nodded.
"Agreed. Whoever—or whatever—sent us here handled the basics but not everything. I'm 'Past life name insert here', and in this world I'm Mama Blues. I'm fine with it. I'm the same gender as before, so no adjustment issues here."
That got everyone wondering who had kept the same gender, who hadn't, and—quietly—who still had the same sexuality. Before that conversation could explode, someone cut in.
"Okay, save the gender talk for later. Name's 'Past life name insert here', but here I'm Edged Lily. Remember it, losers. If you don't like my attitude, fight me or race me. You'll lose either way."
She looked like a darker, more intense Symboli Rudolf with dark red hair and emerald eyes. Everyone was briefly stunned by the presence of what looked like the game's most overpowered character—but quickly decided to move on, pretending she hadn't just threatened the whole group.
Next came the Oguri Cap look-alike, flipping her hair dramatically.
"Hi, lovelies. I'm 'Past life name insert here'. I was gorgeous in my past life, and I remain gorgeous now. Call me Norn Viking. Yes, I know—it's great. You're welcome."
She resembled a red-haired, hazel-eyed fashion model version of Oguri Cap, practically trying to seduce the air.
The Teio counterpart spoke next, reluctantly.
"I'm 'Past life name insert here', but here I'm Imperial Punk. Kinda fitting... and honestly pretty badass."
The Rice Shower look-alike followed, already annoyed.
"Fine, let's speed this up. I'm 'Past life name insert here', but now I'm High Spice. Sounds like I'm part of the damn Spice Girls—stupid but kinda cool, so whatever."
They ignored her ranting and moved on to the refined, lady-like Gold Ship look-alike.
"Greetings. I am 'Past life name insert here', and in this world I am Great Wonder. A wonderful name, if I do say so myself."
Everyone collectively rolled their eyes at the pun.
A Haru Urara look-alike stepped forward—though with magenta hair, gray eyes, taller stature, and the aura of a final boss.
"Moving on. I'm 'Past life name insert here', but here I'm Steel Valkyrie."
The moment she spoke, everyone instinctively knew she was dangerous—a monster in the body of the world's most beloved loser.
The taller Twin Turbo look-alike whistled.
"Whew, tough one to follow. But here goes. I'm 'Past life name insert here', and now I'm Endless Journey."
Her chill energy lightened the atmosphere enough for everyone to breathe again.
Next was a Mr. CB look-alike with gray hair and crimson eyes.
"From listening to your old names, I'm guessing most of you were runners—track, cross-country, marathons, triathlons, even free-running. Same as me. I was the tactical type, always researching my future opponents. Knowing our collective skills will be useful later."
Everyone admitted she was correct.
"I'm 'Past life name insert here', and now I'm Tactical Gray."
Her name fit—smart, analytical, not physically overwhelming like her genius counterpart.
Suddenly a silver-haired, brown-eyed Mejiro McQueen look-alike burst in screaming:
"HELLO EVERYONE! I'M 'Past life name insert here'! BUT NOW YOU SHALL CALL ME KING WILD!!! MUHAHAHA!"
She immediately sprinted off Naruto-style, performed gymnastic backflips, and literally kicked off a wall while yelling:
"ALL HAIL ME!!
BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING!!"
Half the group burst out laughing; the other half face-palmed. One thing was clear: the earlier tension had evaporated.
Next came a black-and-white-haired Duramente look-alike, blue eyes blazing with determination.
"What energy! Truly youth incarnate. Now my turn! I'm 'Past life name insert here', but now I am Enduring Rain. Let us endure hardships together and push our bodies beyond their limits!!"
She flexed mid-introduction, shifting poses like a transformation sequence. Several people yelled "Goddammit!" while others laughed in disbelief at how many eccentrics were now in this group.
But the chaos didn't stop.
A black-haired, blue-eyed Smart Falcon look-alike stepped up, dressed like a rock star.
"Sup. Name's 'Past life name insert here', but now I'm Black Diamond—perfect for a rocker like me."
She immediately started shredding an invisible guitar, matching the sounds with her mouth in perfect rhythm.
The next girl stepped forward, clearly aware she was following an entire hurricane of personalities.
"Alright, that triple typhoon is hard to top, but for you gorgeous people I'll try. I'm 'Past life name insert here', and now I am Tyrant Rose."
She resembled a black-haired, red-pupiled Cheval Grand with the swagger of a confident playboy—well, playgirl now.
She opened her mouth to flirt with the whole room—
"Before anyone mentions their past gender: you're girls now, and I like what I'm seeing, so—"
—but froze.
Because the next girl stepped into view.
A Kitasan Black look-alike—brown hair, blue eyes, soft smile, and effortlessly teasing charm. Tyrant Rose immediately shut down, love-struck on the spot.
"Hello everyone," the girl said gently. "I'm 'Past life name insert here', but now I'm Sweet Pollen."
Someone whispered that her name was beautiful. She blushed, tried to hide it, then walked right up to Tyrant Rose with a teasing smile.
"Oh? Thank you for the compliment."
Tyrant Rose blushed hard, snapped herself together, then smirked back.
"Hmph. Anytime... Sweetness."
And just like that, the flirting began—something that definitely wasn't stopping any time soon.
Victory Gate clapped her hands loudly.
"Alright, that's everyone. Now we need the three essentials of being in a new world: something to eat and drink, a place to stay, and plans for the future."
Right on cue, several stomachs growled.
So the newly formed, incredibly eccentric group set off to find food.