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Android 21's hand roamed over the wedding dress, it perfectly fitted her aesthetics, especially the black arm sleeves, she has a habit of wearing them to begin with.
Turning her head slightly, she taking sneaky glances at the man across the room, from time to time.
Kuraiya who had just finished his own business stood up, his wide back in full view, Android 21 took in a sharp breath, [is that even possible to achieve, I've seen countless creatures uploaded into my brain, including aliens and the only one that came close to this, is that King Cold.]
Breaking her out of the reverence, he walked towards her, "you need cleaning, c'mere, let me clean you up".
After taking a quick shower 'that didn't include a sandwich', he waved her goodbye, Android 21 who was expecting another bashful round, stood at the door at a loss for words and emptiness.
"Wait!, where are you going!", Kuraiya hearing her sudden intense shout, shuck a little, "I promised my Gramps for a night out, don't worry, the Sauna for tonight is just for you and the girl's, go find Lazuli, she'll help you out".
Android 21's face was rapidly changing, Kuraiya who saw this, saw it as his chance to escape and so he did without any scruples.
The one thing he is afraid of is a woman's anger, he knew she was angry about him not pouncing just now, but what can he do, she'll just have to wait until he comes back later.
Android 18 who heard her name and was curious, came to see what was happening, when she saw Android 21's intense pink aura, she too took her leave too.
Later that morning, a trio of Senju blood, well, now two Senju and the other a Saiyan, was heading towards an all male hot springs.
When they entered Kuraiya passed over some Sake to Tobirama and Hashirama, his eyes unknowingly catching glimpses of their big guns.
"Perhaps we Senju are all big", "hm, did you say something", "nah, let's just relax".
He didn't want to be seen as a comparison fiend, but to his surprise, Hashirama started laughing, he slapped Kuraiya's shoulder and smiled, "don't worry, all us men like to compare, me and my brothers did it a lot back in the day".
"Brother, can't you be more serious, we're here to relax, not to chat about our manhood".
(Well, you guy's now know that Mito was fully satisfied)
Tobirama's face flushed from embarrassment, [why the hell is he talking about our dark past.]
The three suddenly turned towards the entrance with confusion and saw Shikamaru and Naruto walking towards them.
Shikamaru seeing the big three cucumbers, felt his hair stand on end, Hashirama and Tobirama, just like Kuraiya had their legs spread without a care in the world.
Each one had one hand on a rock and the other holding a sake cup, each one identifying like mirrors.
Then Shikamaru's eyes pinpointed after seeing the faces of the previous Hokage, "lord first!, lord second!".
"Hahaha!, enough with the standing boy, take a seat", Hashirama waved his hand over, but Shikamaru was like a statue.
"Um, Shikamaru what's wrong, you've been standing still for a while..", Naruto's eyes landed on the three in the Sauna and he walked passed Shikamaru and immediately settled in.
He didn't ask who they were, he knew Kuraiya, so it wasn't a weird atmosphere, Shikamaru woke up from his shock and followed suit.
Kuraiya passed another pour of alcohol towards his Gramps, and when he put the jug back down, his eyes once again caught a glimpse of another, it was Naruto's meat stick and he suddenly blurted out a few words on reflex.
"It's so tiny!", putting a hand over his mouth, he sat back down, [damn, that guy Sai was right, it really is nothing special.]
He remembered sai in one episode talking about bantering and forming a deeper bond, and he suddenly blurted it out in front of Sakura who was also there.
Kuraiya suddenly frowned, [that reminds me, where the hell is that guy anyway, don't tell me, I accidentally killed him in my search for Danzo at that one time.]
Tobirama glanced to his side and saw the two to his side holding their mouths, causing him to frown slightly, and due to his curiosity he asked.
"Brother, why are you covering your mouth?", Hashirama blinked rapidly with eyes, even at his old age, he still had that childishness, Tobirama followed his gaze and his mouth twitched after seeing what these two were doing, he understood and shook his head in disappointment.
"He still has time to grow brother", Hashirama shook his head, his face serious, "no, Tobirama, he's already an adult, it's impossible".
Kuraiya to the side nodded in agreement, "only the dragons wishes and surgery can increase it now".
They all completely agreed with one another, they didn't care about Shikamaru's situation, they only glanced and noticed it was the standard size and was not too small.
The three had unknowingly huddled together talking about people's manhood's, this caused the two newcomers to stare at the three in confusion.
Due to Kuraiya's curiosity, he asked Hashirama a question, "I'm quite curious, do you sense any Senju blood in him".
Hashirama immediately shook his head hearing this and he replied honestly, "no, he doesn't have a single drop of it, it's about forty to 45% Uzumaki, that's all he has that's special".
Tobirama nodded, he already pieced it together, that the brat across from him had a full blooded Uzumaki mother.
Kuraiya rubbed his chin in deep thought, "perhaps, perhaps it's the civilian father, since you two have said that the Uzumaki are also big too, then that's the only conclusion I can think of".
Hashirama nodded in deep understanding, "makes sense, 'sigh', Mito once said..", "big brother, please leave out personal matters, as for the civilian matter, perhaps that's the only conclusion right now, but what if it's the evil Uchiha, that have spread their tiny pricks outward".
"Tobirama!", Hashirama was deeply angry hearing this, his chakra almost spilled out causing the water to tremble.
"Hmph, that's the only thing that those Uchiha don't have and it's only right to be like that, their short tempers and evil deeds might actually be for that very reason, they're so inherently evil all the time, screw it if they lossed their loved ones, it's most likely for this reason instead".
Hashirama was at a loss for words, [why does this always lead to the Uchiha with him, even after all this time, it's still the same.]
"Hey, Shikamaru, who are those old guys?, do you know em, and what's with those circle objects on their heads?".
Shikamaru was about to lean back and he muttered to himself before replying, "what a drag, it's the first and second Hokage, I came here to bathe, so just lie down will you, just ignore them".
Naruto stared at the three opposite from him, he couldn't help but feel like they were mocking him for something personal, and it made him frown.
"Hey!, old men!, what're you talking about?!", Tobirama instantly turned around, his temper was already agitated talking about the Uchiha, so he stood up and walked over to Naruto, his sausage in all it's glory glowed brightly as it swung, the brightness caused a lot of discomfort for Naruto.
Causing him to cover up his eyes, "that's lord second to you, brat!, and.., what we were talking about.., is that tiny prick you hide under that towel!".
Silence spread throughout the sauna, Kuraiya's mouth dropped, he wasn't expecting Tobirama to be so brutal, so much so, it could cause a fatality sign to appear.
As for Hashirama, he just stared, he wasn't at all bothered about what was happening, as long as his little brother was happy, he'll just sit by the side.
He even wanted to laugh, but as an elder, he kept himself in check.
'sigh', "I should go see Madara after this, I'm in a mood for some stone skipping", in fact, it wasn't stone skipping, it was mountain peeing.
Kuraiya's lips twitched hearing Hashirama's mutterings, turning back to Tobirama who had his arms crossed as he glared down at the sat down Naruto.
Shikamaru to the side, moved away silently, [what a drag, he just had to make such a figure angry, I'm not getting involved, I'll just float in the water and stare into the sky, yeah, now that sounds like a life to live, just floating on the surface of the water.]
Naruto opened his mouth, but no words came out, he was deeply confused, shocked and uncomfortable.
"Hmph, grandson, pour me another drink", turning his head away, he walked back to Hashirama and Kuraiya's side, if not for Hashirama being here, Tobirama would've taken Naruto to a dissection table.
Kuraiya already poured him a cup, he didn't know why, but he had rapidly changed opinions on the old man, [perhaps I was mistaken, he actually managed to shut up that brat's mouth, damnit no, I must learn.]
While passing the cup towards Tobirama, he couldn't help but glance at Naruto again, "it really is small, it's like an acorn".
Hashirama finally couldn't hold it in anymore, "pahahahahaha!" 'splash' 'gurgle', he slipped and fell into the water trying to hide himself, Tobirama's who was about to drink, had his mouth lifted up slightly.
Naruto who was now being stared at by Tobirama and Kuraiya, crossed his legs and turned to the side.
"Hmph, now that the loud voice has finally been settled with, you should tell me everything you know about that family".
Kuraiya looked up and rubbed his chin, "there should be around eight thousand of them, they like to huddle in the shadows and bully the weak or young..".
Kuraiya's aura flared for a brief moment, he still hasn't forgotten about that group that dared to lay their hands on his precious Kale.
Tobirama obviously caught onto it and he clenched his fists, though his pupil's shook at the sheer amount of number, it didn't scare him, [they actually dared to lay hands on a child, no less, it's my family!.]
Shikamaru's frowned after hearing Kuraiya's words, he was much closer now, but he heard them clearly, [are they talking about the Sarutobi clan, are they actually causing that much trouble, why don't I know about this.]
Due to his nature of wanting to find and get to the bottom of things, even if he says it's a drag, he can't allow such things to exist or happen, it will get in the way of his life of lying down.
Just as Tobirama was about to ask for their location, Hashirama came out of the water and frowned for a moment, "ah, by the way, that girl Naho, be careful, I sense a very strong chakra within her, she may be good at hiding it, but I can sense it".
Kuraiya frowned upon hearing this, but he didn't care, if she wanted to hide her strength, that's fine, "you don't have to worry, she's part Senju too, so tell me, since you can sense it, what's her chakra related too?".
Hashirama blinked rapidly, then replied after some thinking, "I sense something similar to earth and fire, most likely an unknown bloodline limit".
Tobirama's scientific mind started flying through hundreds of bloodlines and he stopped at one of them, "rubber release, what a troublesome bloodline limit, it makes their bodies extremely flexible and they have the ability to create long rope like rubber to subdue their opponents".
Kuraiya's body instinctively shivered, he couldn't help but see himself tied up, "alright, let's just drink, no need to get your panties in a twist".
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Back at the Sajuu residence.
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In the personal hot springs, a bunch of women were seen sat down, their gazes landing directly onto Sakura's and Tenten's now bigger chests.
It was jealousy showing in their eyes, they too wanted to have a chance to have a makeover, in their eyes, what's wrong with having a perky butt or breasts, or having an even younger body.
Marcarita seeing everyone's gazes sighed, "if you guys want to have a makeover, I can handle the process, I even had a conversation with Kuraiya about the birth problem, I can also make that easier".
Everyone's heads turned at fast pace, their eyes lighting up, but then there was a sudden confusion.
"What do you mean, easier to give birth, can you give us an explanation?", Mei frowned, but her curiosity was slightly peaked.
"You'll know when the time comes, I'll show you how easy it is", Hinata turned to face Marcarita, her face flat, "sorry, but you'll have to find someone else, I like the feeling, I like to do it without others help".
In truth, she did enjoy it, it brought her immense happiness, why would she throw it away, she carried those babies, she won't let them teleport outside without any effort, where would her pride go if it was always that easy, she enjoyed that feeling of being a mother.
Some people ignored her words, but the recently brought in people showed thoughtful expressions, after all, they haven't gone through the process yet.
"Anyway, what exactly can you do with the makeover, is it better than that dragon?", the two Tsunade's eyes were sparkling with hidden fervour.
Marcarita rubbed her chin, then leaned back, soon her eyes landed on (B) Tsunade, "hasn't she told you yet, before I took her here, I made her body reach it's forties, she should've been in her late seventies at that time".
(B) Tsunade's face showed a lot of anger after her real age was told to everyone, she had kept it a secret for a reason.
Seeing their eyes locked onto her body, she glared at Marcarita dissatisfiedly, "just make our bodies reach our mid twenties, Kuraiya said he'll grow a tree for us soon, we'll be fine with just that, as for me, you don't have to do anything, my body will stay in it's prime for a long time".
Hinata spoke up again for the others, but her last words were anything but normal, it made most of the women to secretly gloat about such power, except for the Android's who also had Hinata's same thoughts and Zangya who was already in the millions of years.
After she spoke, she noticed that everyone's attention, quickly landed on the two newcomers.
"Naho, tell me what you eat to get such a perfect body, we've already asked Tsunade about this, but she just says it's a God's blessing".
Kushina reached out and tried to pull out her breasts, however, the moment she got close, Naho's attitude did a one eighty, "do not touch me!, only he can!".
'boom'
She accidentally let her secret power burst forth, her chakra aura gleaming red only for a moment, she put her hands on her waist, with a condescending smile and eyes.
Most people noticed her aura, but they didn't care, she was at most a weakling in some eyes.
"If you really want to know how, it's simple, it's a God's blessing!, hahahaha!", she didn't notice Kushina's unfriendly expression, almost as if she was preparing to attack and lock her away in a seal for eternity.
Someone quickly noticed this and pulled her back but Kushina started kicking the water in protest, "damnit!, you little!, let go of me!, I'll put her in a scroll and throw her into the ocean!".
Naho didn't show any emotion other than that gaze of looking down on a inferior being, "hmph, do you see this, you'll never have them, so keep dreaming".
She leaned forward and did a graceful bow, it only further enraged Kushina who was pulled away.
However Naho felt like all her pent up dissatisfaction was being syphoned away, it felt good.
Watching everyone greedily eating her idolized man, made her feel like her world was collapsing, because she couldn't do anything about it, no to be exact, she didn't want to hurt his feelings by pouncing on him, so she settled for a backseat.
'creak'
Everyone turned their heads to the newcomer, Hanabi who had just entered, looked confused, "why are you all so quiet, did me entering stun all of you, could it be, do you know what I've done".
Their gazes intensified after hearing her confession to something unknown, Zangya put on a smiling face, though it was terrifying, she patted Hanabi's shoulder, "I'm quite interested in what you've done, no we are all interested in this".
Hanabi gazed at her sister for help, but nothing, she didn't even look at her or even speak in protest in protecting her.
Pakura who was washing her hair and gazed over at the noise, click her tongue as she saw Hanabi being interrogated.
"Serves her right, I saw her sneaking around last night, she was probably trying to climb into Kuraiya's bed..", Pakura pointed to the new addition and smiled.
"But he was with her, so she had no choice but to flee", "oh, is that all, I thought she stole something", everyone turned and went back to the sauna, dipping their feet into the water like nothing happened.
Hanabi had her lips twitching, but she still sighed in relief for not getting an arm twist, [that was close, but no, that wasn't all I did, I did indeed steal something, his underwear!.]
Android 21 looked around in confusion, her eyes were trembling, [no one showed any bad reactions, am I accepted this quickly, but I prepared countless refutes and plans to counter them, was it all useless in the end.]
Pakura who had finished cleaning, looked around the group, her eyes narrowed and she turned to Yugito, "hey cat girl, where's Mabui?, did she not bother coming".
Yugito's body stiffened for a fraction of a second, but it was caught onto by Pakura, "she needed something, so she went to get it".
Pakura frowned but didn't ask any further questions, she just walked over to the water and sat down.
After a moment of silence within the hot springs, Android 18 came to Android 21's side, "I don't know why, but I get the feeling you wanted to argue just now".
"What nonsense, I was clearly thinking about what shampoo to use"
"Tch, you're no fun".
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Legendary Z Broly quote - you're probably dreaming you could go back there some day, but it's just a dream!
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