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Back on Kuraiya's side.
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Kuraiya was seen slightly red faced, he didn't know he had brought Tsunade's wine, he just picked up any random bottle and went to the hot springs.
On the way out of the hot springs, he saw Mabui bowing gracefully, "let me take care of him from here on, you two can go back with this woman".
Mabui reached out and held Kuraiya's arm to support him, her scent wafted into his nose, causing him to breath heavier.
As for Hashirama and Tobirama, they were taken away by another woman Mabui had found on the street she had paid, to help them go to a motel for the night.
"I took that strong stuff, I need a person to let me release it", Kuraiya leaned down and whispered into her ear, Mabui's face turned red and she nodded slowly.
"I know of a new place, I'll take you there to help relieve it".
Later that afternoon, Shizune was asked to find Kuraiya's whereabouts, it didn't take her long to find him, as she was now standing outside a small hotel.
Pulling out an Hokage order, she walked inside.
"Have you seen this man!", Shizune slapped a picture on the table and the innkeeper behind it, stood at attention when she saw the picture and the notice, cold sweat dripped down her forehead and she nodded quickly.
"He's in room 3, but, please, don't go in, something intense seems to be happening inside right now, it's been going on for the passed three hours, I fear the woman inside is losing badly..".
Shizune saw the woman blushing in excitement, after all, she was trying her hardest not to join, it was like a devil's whisper for a full three hours, she was really glad this woman appeared in time to save her, she was like the angel.
Falling down to her knees, due to weak legs, she pointed towards the shelf, "the keys are over there, please save that poor woman".
Shizune's lips twitched slightly as she tied up her long hair and walked over to take the keys to leave, that woman had no idea to what was about to happen next, she was about to listen to even more, a torture to her ears and very mind.
A few more hours passed and that woman had started twitching on the ground, her mind couldn't handle it anymore, causing her to pass out and wake up every few minutes repeatedly, since she was a normal person, her will wasn't strong enough to handle it.
When she finally woke up fully with soaked undies, she saw the three leaving, the two women were struggling to walk, their legs shaking and thighs shut tightly, as if to keep whatever they had inside from spilling out.
"Do you.., do you two need help, he looks to be in..", "no need!, we can handle this, you just get back to your desk".
Mabui glanced back, she spoke softly, but her face was anything but kind looking, it was like she was protecting her cub from any other competition.
Shizune to the side, looked at Kuraiya's state and she couldn't help but curse Tsunade in her heart, [she must've put that rice wine in with the normal one's or just swapped them all out, what a viscous woman, if it wasn't for us, I'm afraid he'd have acted like this back at home.]
Her expression froze and she understood instantly, "it was all her plan to begin with, hmph, too bad you didn't get any action".
"Um, did you say something", "it's nothing, let's just get going, that woman looks like she's about to pounce, if we don't leave now".
Arriving back to the Sajuu residence, they came across something that would horrify anyone else.
In the sky, Yamoshi and Cumber were moving in afterimages, "Cumber!", "Yamoshi!".
Mabui and Shizune looked at eachother, "what are these two fighting for now".
Mabui tapped Kuraiya's shoulder, but he was still out of it, 'sigh', "let me take him in first, you go get Tsunade, she can handle this, they only listen to these two, but he's not doing good".
Mabui nodded and left, Shizune was simply watching from below as the little monster's were already strong enough to challenge a Kage level threat alone.
"They grow too quickly, by the time they reach five, they could easily destroy an entire village alone", Shizune who was muttering to herself, saw Android 18 appear before the boy's, her expression playful.
"Hey you brat's, if you want to fight, then come at me!", Android 18's fists were itchy, she really wanted to fight someone and seeing these two fighting only made her more itchy.
She could ask Kuraiya for the fight, but she knows how that'll go, it's an instant defeat and probably taken to the bedroom right after, she didn't want to do that today.
Cumber and Yamoshi's fists stopped mere inches away from one another, turning their heads at the same time, they were stunned.
Cumber however was the first to speak, "fight!, Fight me!", he flung forward without even thinking about it, Yamoshi just floated in the sky and flew away.
"It's a pointless fight, I'll only be bedridden if I get involved", "where do you think you're going", Android 18 teleported in front of him and flicked his forehead, sending him flying towards Cumber's position.
"Aghhh!, you dare!"
Cumber who saw him appear right in front of his eyes, chose to dodge and let him continue his flight onward.
"Tch, she's fast, gonna have to go super saiyan"
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Meanwhile on Hashirama's side.
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He woke in a motel, squeezing Tobirama's body as a body pillow, his face was already purple from the tight hold.
With a startle, he let go and started shaking him, "Tobirama!, nooo!", 'cough' 'cough' 'cough', "I'm not dead!, so shut up!, let go of me!, I think the drink we drank was spiked, I need to go to the bathroom for a cold shower".
Tobirama inwardly felt relieved he and his brother hadn't randomly walked into the red district, or had a session with themselves, he was seething with rage, he knew it wasn't Kuraiya, who would willingly drink a spiked drink.
(Cough, Anko)
Hashirama nodded blankly, he too felt uncomfortable, he was like a twisted bottle ready to burst free.
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Back onto the Sajuu residence.
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Kuraiya woke up with a startle as well, his chest was burning, he still felt hungry to devour, "oh shit, my bodies shaking", he stared at his trembling hands, his face pale.
"Marcarita!, come here!, I need your help!", with a swirl, she appeared by his side and smiled, "I can deal with this, come with me", she grabbed his arm and disappeared with him.
After finishing his pent up desire, he stared at the ceiling in a daze, "Marcarita, take me to that world, I need to grab a few things there, before returning".
Marcarita frowned, she had no idea what world he was talking about, "the world I nabbed Lazuli from, that world", he quickly clarified and she understood.
"Very well, let's head out now then".
Kuraiya, seeing the city skylines, felt strange, no matter how many times he sees it, almost as reminiscent to being in a new body.
He still remembered becoming a four year old, when he did, it was like his memories were trying to be erased, luckily he fought against it and retained them, or else he'd be no less brainwashed than everyone else he knew in that academy inside Konoha, without those memories of his other life.
Shaking out his annoying thoughts and depressing past, he teleported to Vegeta's home.
"What?, you're back, what do you want?", Vegeta stared at him, he was in five hundred times gravity, yet this person before him wasn't even breaking a sweat.
Crossing his arms, he stared intently at Kuraiya, "I need your wife to make me something".
Vegeta raised his eyebrow, his curiosity at an all time peak, "follow me".
When they arrived in front of Bulma, Kuraiya appeared by her side instantly and whispered into her ear, "I need you to make me hundreds of antidotes for aphrodisiac, if possible, thousands".
Bulma choked on her drink, her eyes blinking quickly, "why?, why do you need so many?".
Kuraiya gazed at Vegeta and shook his head then sighed, "my wives, they keep using it on me and it's getting stronger each time, to match my growth, they keep increasing the dosage".
To be honest, he felt like Anko's lab rat and when Bulma heard him say that, she repeated his words, "wives?".
Sitting down and taking her drink away from her, he chugged it all down and plopped into the chair, "I have nearly thirty five wives, I'll be wedding two more soon, so that checks it out".
Vegeta's mouth twitched hearing this, [what is this bastard saying, thirty five?, impossible, I can barely keep up with this woman, wait!.]
"How many children do you have?", Bulma's mind was completely shut down, but when she heard Vegeta talk, she became active again.
"Dunno, I don't keep count, if I had to say, somewhere a little over fifty, they're all little cuties", Vegeta's pupil's constricted, he stared at Kuraiya speechlessly.
[Has he resurrected the Saiyans just by himself.], little did Vegeta know, was that he'd be terrified of the first three males in the future.
(Yamoshi, Cumber and Nash)
Kuraiya's sad eyes stared intently at Bulma, "well, can you do it, I can't allow myself to be on such things anymore", he really didn't like being an out of uncontrolled beast, he'd rather be in control and have the memories of doing such things.
"I can, but.., but I want to see your world in return", Kuraiya who's eyes started roaming the surroundings, stared at Vegeta's new tail, "that's fine, though it's nothing special with technology yet".
He admitted it rather quickly, he knew this woman was a technology freak, he also knew how well she would accept his frivolous life.
"Ah, is it that bad..", she looked at Vegeta and smiled, "Vegeta, are you interested in going, I can't go alone now can I?", Kuraiya thought she was using him as an attack method and to his surprise he saw her hidden gaze.
"Forget it, I'm heading out, mm, I need something for you to contact me with for when you've finished, a phone, hand me one".
Before Vegeta could respond, Kuraiya stood up and held out his hand, Bulma was immediately dissatisfied with the demanding tone, but she still handed one over.
"Before you go out and find something new, are you hungry, I'll have one of my chef's to make you something to eat", Kuraiya paused his actions of leaving, turning around he reluctantly shook his head.
"I have money, there's no need, I robbed a bank the last time I came here, I'm very much self reliable now", Kuraiya knew what she was doing, she was giving out a carrot, so she could have him do whatever she wanted whenever a world calamity came.
Thinking of Beerus becoming just like that, he refused instantly.
Bulma just stared blankly, "you robbed a bank, are you planning on doing that every time you come here!?", Kuraiya nodded, "of course, having people give me something without asking for anything in return, is simply suspicious, it definitely has something hidden behind it".
He pointed at Vegeta, "you don't need my strength, although I can beat almost anything, he's here".
He didn't stay any longer or else she'll definitely continue trying to rope him into her every whim, he put his fingers to his forehead and ran away.
"Aghh!, he ran away!, Vegeta!, you must find a way to coerce him, with such power in our fold, no one will dare to touch this planet!", "hmph, I'm going back to training, leave me out of such things".
He felt happy to be praised as reliable and thought of before his rival, why would he make someone like that think negatively about him, he simply chose to stay out of such things.
Over the days, Kuraiya bought numerous things, a crap ton of capsules and cars, even mixing a few helicopters and planes, alongside phones in them.
The clothes here were a little terrible, so he decided not to buy them.
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To the Sajuu residence.
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(B) Hinata woke up, rubbed her eyes and looked around, "he's not here, even though it's been a few days, is he angry about that alcohol thing, he probably is, I don't blame him, it's all Tsunade's fault".
She stood up and walked over to a nearby mirror and stood in front of it, "I wonder how Hanabi is doing over their, since he's not here, I'll take this as an opportunity to look, probably even stop her from being manipulated by that old man before it's too late".
[Daughter, take me to my world.]
[Okay okay, just don't cause any problems, remember you have that deal.]
'whoosh'
Teleporting on top of the Hokage rock, she surveyed her surroundings and looked down, with a simple stomp, the head she was standing on shattered into fragments.
"Hmph, it's not enough, don't you worry, I'll show you something even more thrilling soon".
Her gaze went to the Hyuga household, and to her surprise, Hanabi wasn't there, "damn, was I too late", she blasted off into the sky and flew away.
It didn't take her long to find Hanabi, clenching her fists tightly and crushing a tree trunk, she saw something that deeply irritated her.
[Daughter, take me to that pure land, let me have a quick chat with this so called ancestor.]
She got no reply, which made (B) Hinata so angry that she almost let her own aura crush her surroundings.
In the distance, she watched as this worlds Kuraiya clapped his hands and dark green markings appeared on his face and his eyes turned golden, "you see, this is sage mode Hanabi, now prepare!, I won't lose!".
"Wait!, someone's outside, let's continue later, that body looks familiar, but it has tails and weird looking ears on top of the head".
The two quickly got dressed and peered outside, only to see (B) Hinata standing in front of the door.
"Hanabi, you had that dream didn't you", Hanabi just stood frozen, as for Kuraiya, he looked and walked passed (B) Hinata.
"Did you come alone, you didn't bring that blondie with you, did you?", "no, I'm alone, can you let me speak with Hanabi for a while, please".
"Alright, take your time".
Inside the small house, Hanabi still had her mouth open in an 'O' shape, "snap out of it!, yes!, I'm really here!", "but.., but that bastard Naruto said you'd died trying to rebel against Konoha".
Hanabi clenched her fists and waved them in front of (B) Hinata, "I told you he was unfit for a relationship, he can barely look after a kid, let alone a woman's feelings, he cares more about that Sasuke and his Hokage seat, more than..".
"I know, you've told me many times already".
Silence filled the room, until Hanabi leaned forward and patted her sisters ears, "they're real.., and so are these, what the hell happened to you for nearly almost two year's, you even look younger and you look a lot better with this long hair, that short hair you once had, made you look like those widow's, just look at Kurenai".
Slapping the unscrupulous hand, (B) Hinata turned towards the door, "someone else has taken me in, you needn't have to worry, as for my earlier question, did you, or did you not have that dream?".
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Back on Kuraiya's side.
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Surprisingly, even the music here was good too, one day, he was hovering over a city, because he killed Cell before he could do any major damage, this city was originally supposed to be Satan city.
But the music isn't as good as his own set of songs, with his headphones on, while listening to Chase Atlantic-friends (slowed down), he simply bobbed his head a few times.
"Hah, at least that guy isn't taking other's credit".
"Hey, look, there's someone flying", Kuraiya as if hearing and picking up on the voices below, flew off, on his way out of the city, he saw a woman shooting at police cars, she even pulled out a bazooka from her chest.
"What the fuck, how'd she do that?", he followed from above, until she managed to escape and pulled over to count her steal.
"Mm, not bad, I made a fortune this time around", Kuraiya squinted his eyes on the woman, slowly he descended and landed.
Unknowingly, he was right behind her and he looked down at the money she robbed, "say, did you rob that for me, or did you rob it on a whim".
"What!, damnit!, a loose end!", the woman pulled out a machine gun, but Kuraiya was faster, he grabbed her arm and lifted her up in the air, then his tail wrapped around both arms as she hung in the air defenseless.
"Let me go!.., wuhh..", the woman's eyes landed on his, but his attention was entirely on the money, he licked his lips and smiled at the woman.
Then he pulled out a capsule and took all her hard earned money away in a blink, that's when she started struggling even more.
"Damn you!, give me back my money!, do you have any idea how difficult it was to get that!".
"What money?, I don't see anything, I only see your bike", Kuraiya shrugged his shoulders, looking completely confused.
A single note flew past them and that made her even more angry, "I'll bite you!, no, damnit!, I'll shoot you full of holes!", it was like she had just met her arch nemesis, her feet kicking his chest over and over again.
Kuraiya's eyes landed on the woman's face and he smiled, "I think I know who you are, you must be Launch right".
"Hmph, if you know who I am, then you best give me back everything you've taken, or I'll get the strongest brat on this planet to deal with you".
Kuraiya simply smiled in return, his tail pulled her closer, as he walked to the nearby rock, their bodies were practically glued to one another, once he pressed her against it, his voice was right in her ear.
"But you're all alone right now, so what good is that strongest brat you speak of", "you.., you!", Launch's face grew pink under his hot breath, nuzzling against her neck.
His mouth opened up and he nibbled on her ear, "I'm taking this money and I'm taking you with me, you're not growing any younger, so what's next, you gonna grow old all alone, when a chance like this is right in front of you".
Launch's face grew redder, "hoh, and you think you can fill that void, is that it?".
"How about this, we'll battle each other and the winner takes all, including the loser".
"Fine!, but if you lose, you'll work for me, you'll be my exclusive robber from then on".
The two nodded in agreement, but Launch had no idea what type of battle he meant, but she will soon enough.
Throwing her over his shoulder, he flew off into the sky and he went straight to a hotel, in that recently left city.
Standing outside his temporary home, he opened the door and walked in.
"Hey!, what are you doing?, aren't we battling yet, why did you bring me here?".
"Heh, we're battling alright, just needed a more comfortable area, with more privacy".
"Privacy?, but we're fighting, not..".
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Android 13 quote - don't lecture me, with your thirty dollar haircut!
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