Looking at his future teammates getting caught up in childish quarrels just because of his instinctive defense of Kaien, Aoshen first felt a little existential—had he said something provocative?
Then he suddenly realized: isn't this just how boys behave during puberty when they secretly like a girl?
The childish scene in front of him had many causes, such as:
The anger of having his secret crush on a girl discovered by his close friends.
The "territorial rage" sparked when discovering that the goddess in his heart was being eyed by other males.
However, even understanding all these reasons didn't change the fact that Aoshen found the situation hilarious.
But looking at the four who hadn't yet walked far, Aoshen quietly cheered himself on: "Come on, hold it together. Don't laugh out loud now. If they realize I'm the one who exposed their thoughts, I'll be in a worse situation than Ma Hongjun."
Why didn't Aoshen have the thought Ma Hongjun had—"Why can't such a beautiful girl be my girlfriend?"
There were actually two reasons:
First, in Aoshen's mindset, dating wasn't something a fourteen-year-old should be doing. Although he was on Douluo Continent, where fourteen-year-olds could already become fathers, his values were still influenced by his previous life. In his previous life, early romance was repeatedly discouraged by parents and teachers, leaving a deep imprint in his mind.
Second, although the girls in front of him were beautiful, in Aoshen's mind they were already "taken." Not having a penchant for breaking up couples, Aoshen believed: "A friend's wife cannot be touched."
Finally, watching the four figures completely enter the woods, Aoshen, trembling from suppressing his laughter, could no longer hold it in.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!" The unrestrained laughter revealed his unabashed delight, successfully drawing the attention of the girls nearby.
Seeing that from the original five boys, only Aoshen was now left, collapsed in laughter, Xiao Wu, straightforward as always, asked directly:
"小A, what are you laughing at? Don't tell me you're laughing at us! Where's the others?"
Realizing he needed to explain to avoid misunderstandings and not become the "public enemy" of the academy, Aoshen tried to suppress his laughter and clarify.
But once laughter became addictive, it was difficult to stop immediately, and perhaps because he was laughing too hard, his hands lost strength.
As Aoshen struggled to stop laughing and opened his mouth, a sphere he had been holding slipped from his grasp, rolling toward the girls.
Aoshen wanted to pick it up but, due to the effort of suppressing his laughter, he rose slowly.
Plus, the girls weren't far away, and the sphere had already rolled closer to them.
Aoshen decided not to bother picking it up and simply pointed at the sphere, signaling the girls to look at it themselves.
Here's the thing:
The sphere was actually a Recording Soul Conductor, the same as the one Zhao Wuji had given Tang San. It could record both sound and image simultaneously.
Initially, the boys had stood more compactly, while Tang San, having just finished packing, stood slightly outside, unfamiliar with the arrangement.
The situation changed after the girls finished packing.
Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong stepped out of the temporary dorms and first confirmed with the older students if there was anything essential to do before lunch.
Dai Mubai told them that the morning was free. Before lunch, they could either tour the campus or do whatever they wanted. So, the girls all ignored the boys standing nearby and began playing with Kaien.
At first, it was fine, but as the girls' actions with Kaien grew more vigorous, Tang San gradually moved closer to the older students unconsciously.
Seeing the four—including Tang San—grow serious in expression, Aoshen realized something very interesting might happen next.
How could Aoshen give up the chance to capture his good brothers' embarrassing history?
He secretly took out the Recording Soul Conductor. Standing at the edge of the group, he aimed the device at the other four and started recording.
Originally, he just wanted to keep it as a funny "black history" to enjoy occasionally or to use to extort a meal or two.
Now that it had accidentally rolled in front of the girls, he decided to let nature take its course.
Zhu Zhuqing, the closest to the sphere, saw Aoshen's gesture and stepped forward to place the sphere back in front of Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong.
They then followed the method Aoshen had shown Tang San to activate the Recording Soul Conductor.
Aoshen watched carefully. Kaien, that little rascal, sneakily pressed his dog head against the sitting Xiao Wu's shoulder.
Having felt pleasure before, Kaien was curious about what had just happened.
After some fiddling, sounds began to emit from the sphere. Aoshen paid close attention to the three girls' expressions.
At the start of the recording, all the boys looked serious, staring intently in their direction.
Zhu Zhuqing showed no emotion, her eyes even a little cold.Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong rolled their eyes beautifully.
Next, Ma Hongjun's "I want it all" elicited cold snorts from the three girls. Aoshen noticed the coldness in Zhu Zhuqing's eyes nearly solidified.
"Oh no, I forgot the Fatty's line. Now Zhu Zhuqing's impression of him will probably be terrible," Aoshen sighed inwardly.
I need to find a chance to explain for him; this misunderstanding must be avoided.
Before Aoshen could plan how, the video continued to play.
Tang San, Dai Mubai, and his older brother's almost confessional words triggered completely different reactions from the three girls.
Xiao Wu's face turned slightly red; she let out a soft click of her tongue.
Ning Rongrong seemed shy on the surface, but Aoshen noticed a hint of pride flash in her eyes.
Finally, Zhu Zhuqing, already biased against Dai Mubai, remained unamused and snorted coldly: "A flirt who loves every girl he sees."
At the end of the recording, Dai Mubai and the others dragged Ma Hongjun away. Aoshen assumed the girls hadn't watched this, but it didn't matter—the information he needed was already collected.
Looking back toward the small forest and seeing no one had returned, Aoshen confidently approached the three girls and retrieved his Recording Soul Conductor.
He also pulled Kaien back, so the little rascal wouldn't get lost among the girls.
As Aoshen walked toward his dorm with Kaien, he kept thinking about the girls' reactions.
He marveled at Tang San's luck and silently worried for his older brother and Dai Mubai's romantic paths.
"What about me?" he thought. There's still Kaien and Ma Hongjun. And Kaien eats a lot, so he won't prevent me from finishing my own meal.
Back in his dorm, Aoshen collapsed like a puddle of mud. Honestly, the morning's matches had been exhausting.
To block Tang San, Aoshen had used every trick he had.
If he couldn't eliminate Tang San before running out of soul power, he doubted he could pull Tang San down with him in close combat.
After the battle, he had spent all his soul power using the Martial Soul Fusion Skill.
On top of that, he now had to bridge the relationship between new and old students—wasn't that supposed to be Dai Mubai and Tang San's responsibility?
And this afternoon, Zhao Wuji would punish them with weight-bearing laps.
Aoshen felt utterly done for, only wanting to eat lunch and sleep.
But Kaien clearly had other plans. First, he drew the curtains in Aoshen's room and locked the door.
Finally, to Aoshen's puzzled gaze, Kaien pulled out his typewriter-like phone and began typing something.
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