After a few minutes, Milly stopped in a massive open field.
Jimmithey and Jack fell onto the ground, laying on their backs as they caught their breaths.
"*KOFF-KOFF* Holy shit…. I t-think I ate a-a fucking bird back there…" Jimmithey coughed out as he began to stand back up.
Jack, being a chubby guy, still needed some more time to rest. He nearly threw up as he leaned on a tree.
Jimmithey then noticed where they were, spotting the massive crater and field of dirt around themselves.
In front was a half destroyed mansion on top of a mountain.
It was the Magical Girl Manor, the same place where Jimmithey was held as a sex slave.
It wasn't a place of good memories, so he was not happy to be back.
"Guys, let's hurry up. The Colonel will catch up in a few minutes!" Milly said as she pulled Jack up, still holding the Führer bag and her massive rocket launcher.
"Miss Milly, what can we even find in this place? These girls were freaks. They probably only kept weird sex toys around here." Jimmithey asked as they began running through the field. using his Schizo powers to run faster.
Milly held Jack up as they ran, responding when they reached the base of the mountain.
"Even then, if you're right about their true nature or whatever, they have to have the machine that creates magical girls…" Milly said as they began walking up the mountain.
She let go of Jack, allowing him to walk up himself.
"Creates magical girls? But we need a virgin girl to do that, right? At least that's what I've heard from the books and shit. Are you going to become one, Miss Milly?" Jimmithey asked, seeing that they were almost at the front entrance.
It was now covered by foliage and surrounded by overgrown grass.
Despite that, it was still a massive and fancy location.
Jimmithey had no idea how Myusel could have owned something like this. Was she crazy rich or something?
"No, I'm not becoming one. Hah? Are you serious Jimmithey? I've obviously already lost my virginity. And no, we don't need a girl to do it. The thing is, you've also lost your virginity with that green haired guy. So, that leaves only one final candidate." Milly answered as she reached the front door, kicking it open.
Both Milly and Jimmithey looked at Jack, who was panting and holding himself up with his knees.
"W-what..? W-why are you all looking at me… Y-you guys… C-come on!" Jack yelled as he tried walking forward, then falling onto his knees from exhaustion.
"Jack. Do it. You're our only option." Milly said sternly, standing in the middle of the door frame.
Both Jack and Jimmithey were shocked, but Jimmithey understood that they really had no choice.
Jack, on the other hand, was pissed. No, he was beyond pissed. He was furious!
"No! Fuck no! Fuck you! I'm not turning into a fucking magical girl dude! No way! I don't care!" Jack screamed, waving his hands around.
Milly walked up closer to Jack, staring down at him menacingly.
"Jack. The fate of the world is in our hands right now. If we don't kill the Colonel right here and now, we'll have no chance of beating the King Cuck. And in order to do that, we need YOU to become a magical girl. Please. If you don't do this, you won't be able to see your family again. You won't be able to watch your anime ever again. You won't be able to see Jimmithey again. Please. Please Jack." Milly said earnestly, holding his shoulders.
Jack was still trembling, scared for himself.
But, he realized Jimmithey had felt the same way as him earlier.
Yet he was able to stand up and fight against freaks like the Furry Führer.
Even before that, according to his story, he stood up to the King Cuck and even the Magical Girls when they both kidnapped him.
So he nodded at her, clenching his fists.
"Shit… Fine. I'll do it." Jack said, looking at Milly's eyes.
She nodded, proud of him. Jimmithey was also impressed to see that he was so brave.
He was usually lazy, a bit of a coward, and a chronic masturbater, so this was surprising for him. His friend was becoming a better man, which made Jimmithey kind of proud.
They then entered the half destroyed abandoned mansion, seeing dirt and grime covering all over the fancy furniture.
Milly walked around, destroying furniture while searching for any device that could help them.
Milly then kicked down a door and saw a massive lab room, with devices strung all about.
In the middle of it was a massive device, which had a small bed in the middle and long tubes surrounding it.
"This is it! The Magical Girl Transmogrifier Machine of legends! Come on everyone!" Milly yelled, causing Jack and Jimmithey to run back to her.
When they got to her, they saw Milly messing around with the machinery, causing lights to turn on and steam to come out.
"U-uh Miss Milly? I know you said I'll become a m-magical girl, but that means I just get the powers and the costume, right? I-I can handle that, even if it's a bit embarrassing." Jack asked as he began to slowly walk to the large machine, looking at it in fear.
"Bro… It's called a magical GIRL for a reason. Jack, you're gonna become a girl." Jimmithey said as he held Jack by the shoulder, looking at him sadly.
"WHAT?! THAT IS NOT APART OF THE DEAL! I-I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY DICK! FUCK!" Jack cried out, walking backwards.
Milly turned at him and punched a nearby table, causing it to break.
"Jack! You can't back down! Remember everything I just told you earlier! Everything you'll lose! The machine is on, so we just need YOU to get in!" Milly screamed, getting even more pissed off at Jack.
"Jimmithey! Please convince her that we can't do this! I don't give a damn about anything elseeee! I just don't wanna lose my dickkk!!!" Jack cried out, grabbing his friend's chest.
Jimmithey was about to respond, but then heard a massive feral roar coming from behind.
ROAAAARR!!!
"Jack! The Colonel is coming for us RIGHT NOW! We have to do this, right FUCKING NOW!" Milly cried out, opening up the hatch to the machine.
Jack began to breathe in and out, calming down.
He then looked down at his crotch, remembering all of the fond memories he had with his privates.
All of the women he beat off too. All of the scenarios and memories. He was grateful, but felt a tinge of shame towards them.
So he looked up, walking straight towards the machine. There was a small bed, which he got up on and laid down upon.
"Fuck it… I'm gonna save the world! I'm gonna become a better man! Or well… A better woman!" Jack roared from inside the device, causing Jimmithey to smile.
"You're doing good, Jack! Lay down on your stomach and face forward!" Milly yelled as the hatch began closing, leaving Jack in the glass cylinder.
A light came on, shining on his face. It was uncomfortable, but nothing too scary.
That was until a small trap door opened, revealing large claws.
These said claws came down that ripped his piss stained pants apart!
"W-what the fuck!" Jack yelled as he turned around, seeing that a large magical dildo was hanging behind himself.