"Bring your ass here JIMMITHEY! You owe me your damn body, ya fucking CUCK!!!" Colonel Cosplay shouted as he pounced straight towards Jimmithey's body, with blood exploding out from his head!
"FUCK!" Jimmithey shrieked as the Colonel slammed into him, pushing him onto the grass beneath.
Jimmithey tried to get back up with his newfound strength, but faltered when he remembered the revelation from the Colonel.
His mind was still catching up with what the Colonel said, with questions forming in his head.
Was he telling the truth? Was Jimmithey really a cuck, deep within? Was he a normal guy, like he thought he was? Or was he actually a degenerate?!
The Colonel used this as his chance to attack.
He jabbed his fists into Jimmithey's bleeding head, causing him to cry out in pain.
He now had the chance, continuing to slam his fists into Jimmithey's wounds.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
"KAAA!" Jimmithey cried as his defenses fell, with each one of the Colonel's slippery attacks breaking through his guarding.
"AHAHA! You're fucked now, Jimmy boy! Before I fuckin' kill you, I'll make you my little fuckin' cuck slave! You're gonna watch me fuck a ton of hot chicks in your cosplay, as you sit and jack off! How fucking fun does that seem hahaah! What do you think? HUH? You little CUCK!" The Colonel screamed as he elbowed Jimmithey's nose, sputtering even more blood.
He gave Jimmithey the chance to speak, watching him stagger around the field.
"K-kkkA-.... F-fuck… You!" Jimmithey coughed out before he spat blood at the Colonel's face.
He stumbled back after doing this, almost unable to stand.
In response to this disrespect, the Colonel grabbed onto his hair like a baseball, holding him up in the air.
"You're gonna regret doin' that to the Colonel, you fuckin' cuck…!" He chuckled into Jimmithey's ears, holding him close.
He then threw Jimmithey with full force, slamming him straight into the mountain that held up the magical girl mansion!
KABOOOM!!!!
It began to collapse, causing the mansion's ruins to fall downwards.
A massive explosion went off, with rubble and dust flying everywhere.
"HAHAAHA! I know THAT hurt like a bitch!" The Colonel laughed, slapping his knee.
"I'll give you an entire minute for you to consider how fucked you are, my friend. Then, I'll murder your ass! Hehe~!" The Colonel announced throughout the ruins, with his psychotic voice echoing throughout the ruins.
Twenty or so seconds passed from this, with the dust almost fully cleared off.
At that same time, Jimmithey's consciousness returned. His head was pounding, his body wounded beyond belief.
Yet he was alive.
That meant he still had a chance to win. A slim one, but a chance to win nonetheless.
Jimmithey found himself laying next to a ton of machinery and rubble, as the flowing dust revealed this.
Within this mess of bricks and steel, Jimmithey noticed the machine that had turned Jack into Jackie, the Magical Girl.
It was broken apart, with wiring and sparks pointing out from it.
But beneath this, Jimmithey could feel a lingering aura. It was similar to the one Myusel gave off, so he recognized it easily.
He could see a hint of the aura coming off from the tip of a strange glowing dildo-like object.
It seemed to still be intact, with only a few cracks on its veiny surface.
This was the dildo that transformed a normal person into a magical girl, no matter what their previous gender was or what they looked like before.
In Jimmithey's mumbled thoughts, the connection between this and the Colonel came up.
This machine reminded him of Colonel and his cosplaying suits, leading to an idea entering his head.
"I have to do this… It's me or him! My delusions… My normal days… Or his degeneracy! His grossness! His delusional lifestyle!!"
This idea was one that he had to use soon, as the Colonel Cosplay's growing laughter rang throughout the ruins.
"IT'S TIME, JIMMY BOOOYYY!!" The Colonel roared, sending out a wave of his cosplay aura.
It brushed lingering dust and smaller rubble away, revealing Jimmithey's location.
"Bullseye, bitch! You aren't dead, right Jimmy? I know you're STRONGER than that, you cuck!" The Colonel laughed out as he slowly strolled towards the spot in the rubble where Jimmithey laid, all with a confident smile.
He began to walk around Jimmithey's body, noticing him laying down in a pile of rubble.
His right arm was half covered in rubble, seeming to have been crushed by it.
"Fantastic! I knew you'd be alive, Jimmy boy! Do you now understand what happens when you act like a dumb bitch? If you apologize and suck my toes in a slut slave cosplay, then maybe I'll let you live… Maybe…" The Colonel chuckled as he was preparing to grab Jimmithey's arm.
But as he did this, Jimmithey gripped onto the Colonel's arm as hard as he could!
"Hah? Oi, fucker! What the HELL are you doing?! Off of me, YOU CUCK!" The Colonel yelled as tried to pull his arm out.
But Jimmithey used all of his energy to hang onto him, not letting go.
"Fuck THAT! You're not going anywhere! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE HERE!" Jimmithey screamed as he pulled his right arm out from under the rubble, revealing that he was holding a piece of the magical girl transmogrifier device.
It was the magical dildo that was used to transform a person into a magical girl! The same dildo Jimmithey found near him earlier.
"A dildo? Hah? Hehehe! You gonna stick that up your ass and beg for forgiveness?! I like that idea, you cuck slut!" The Colonel laughed out as he kept pulling his arm.
Jimmithey strangely began to laugh in response, looking up at the Colonel with a crazy look.
His eyes were spiraling around, with insanity and malice oozing off.
"Not exactly. This isn't going up MY ass!"