After a few minutes of running, Jimmithey eventually stopped and sat on nearby tree roots.
He felt furious, not towards Myusel, but at himself.
He hated her and was glad to have her out of his life. Those few months when he hadn't had to worry about her stalking him were heavenly.
Those were the 'normal' days he desired and wished to protect.
That was common knowledge to him, an unchanging fact.
But for some reason, whenever he looked at her, he felt genuine attraction.
Of course, he mostly felt anger and disgust, but those tempting feelings of affection crept in with every glance.
"Fuck…! W-what is wrong with me…?!" Jimmithey asked himself out loud, looking at the green grass under his shoes.
This reminded him of the freak he just escaped, the Green Haired Man.
Everything was getting too crazy too quickly.
His school was just destroyed by a dildo ship, he met a Furry with a giant stretching penis, and learned about the Cuckold War.
He just beat the Colonel Cosplay and nearly died, and heard that he may have the potential to be a cuck within himself.
Now, his magical stalker, Myusel, was here and was making him feel so conflicted that his head nearly bursted.
Not only that, the Green Haired Freak nearly raped him to death!
All of this, happening within the span of a few hours.
"God… Am I going crazy or something…? I've just been so fucking heated recently! All of the bullshit is getting to me! Fuck! I just need time to calm down!" Jimmithey thought to himself as he grabbed at his hair.
But, just as he began to breathe in and out, calming down, he felt a vibration in his pants pocket.
He checked and saw that it was his half broken phone that was ringing.
He checked it, noticing that it was Milly who was calling him.
He didn't remember giving her his number but he didn't really mind.
It must've been Jackie who did it, which was helpful.
Under her number was a bunch of missed call notifications from his mom.
Jimmithey forgot to check his phone during all of the chaos.
He was also shocked that his phone wasn't completely destroyed through all of the fighting!
He guessed he just had a bit of luck amidst all of his misfortune.
He picked up the phone and brought it to his ear, accepting her call.
"Jimmithey? Can you hear me? Where are you?" He heard Milly's voice on the phone, which calmed him down.
She pissed him off a bit earlier, but was still a voice of reason.
"H-hey, Miss Milly. I'm safe and everything. I'm by a small landslide, but I'm okay. That hooded attacker guy, he's someone we both knew…" Jimmithey answered, standing up as he began strolling in the forest.
"Okay. It's good that you're okay, Jimmithey. Go with Myusel and Jackie, they'll take you to the meet up place. It's safer than being by yourself. But, who was the attacker?!" Milly asked, her voice being muffled slightly by static.
"Um… Remember from the original King Cuck incident, that other guy who was kidnapped with us? The Green Haired one? Well, he was the attacker and now works with the King Cuck as one of his generals, I think."
"He wanted to fuck me, but that bitch Myusel came and saved me before it could happen," Jimmithey responded as he stood up from the tree root, facing the destruction that Myusel's beam had caused.
"What…? What the fuck?! H-how did that even happen? Okay. Okay… Shit. Come back to the lair and explain it to me there. I'll send you the location, but still just go with Myusel and Jackie, okay?" Milly said in disbelief.
"Sorry, Miss, but I don't feel comfortable being around Myusel… Can you tell Jackie to meet up with me alone while she goes off on her own?" Jimmithey asked calmly.
"Yeah, yeah. I'll do that. Again, I'm sorry Jimmithey… I appreciate you being cooperative…" Milly's tone became softer through the phone's muffled speaker.
"Thanks, Miss. I'll admit one thing you were right about… That bitch Myusel is strong. She one-shot that Green Haired Guy!"
"I see… I'll call Jackie to meet up with you. Stay still." Milly hung up after saying this, causing Jimmithey to sigh and put his phone down.
"Fucking cucks…" He muttered, looking into the sky.
If Milly's intel was right, then King Cuck was somewhere up there, causing all of this chaos.
Jimmithey was about to turn and look out for Jackie, but stopped when he smelt something weird nearby.
"Hmm?" He said as he turned around, looking at the nearby landslide.
By its center, he saw a large crater with green goo oozing out of it.
"Is that a… a fucking cum trail?" Jimithey asked himself, following the green trail from afar.
He stopped when he saw a massive pile of green cum, with the Green Haired Guy's ripped cloak resting in its center.
His black sunglasses were also there, half broken.
"This fuck… Did he get away?! He survived that beam shit!? He's scary and insane, but I don't think he's too strong. Miss Milly and Jackie could help me beat him, like for real." Jimmithey thought as he stared at the broken sunglasses.
Then, he heard a booming sound coming from behind, where he saw Jackie Hammy blasting towards him.
"JIMMITHEY! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Jackie cried as she landed, pushing dust and wind aside.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Let's just get outta here." Jimmithey shrugged.
"Gotcha, boss! Did you guys take care of that hooded guy?"
Jimmithey smiled before he explained everything to Jack, similarly to how he explained to Milly.
"Oh yeah, before we go… Jack, I wanted to apologize and all for earlier… You didn't do anything wrong man…" Jimmithey sighed after he finished.
"Ah, it's okay man. Your reaction and stuff was perfectly reasonable… Actually, on the subject of Myusel, I gotta say sorry…" She replied with a smile.
"For what?"
"Before the war and stuff, I didn't take how you felt about her seriously. I was like, 'dude she's hot and wanted to bang you, how can you hate her.' I didn't take much serious back then."
"But now that I'm, you know, like fighting to the death against evil guys and stuff and can see how much she angers you… I get it… Sorry."
"You're good… I was wrong before. You are on my side and shit man… Always." Jimmithey smiled, fist bumping the smaller Magical Girl.
"Heck yeah! Hehe." She chuckled while spinning her wand around.
"A-also Jack… Should I call you Jackie for now on, or are you fine with me sticking with the old name?" Jimmithey asked before they went off.
"Hmm… Doesn't really matter much. Both are me, so use what you like. Now, come on! We don't have time to waste!" She replied before she flew off, pushing dust aside.
"Jack's right… Heh, he's taking this shit more seriously than I am…" Jimmithey smiled as he followed, enhancing his legs.