Balrow nod at me, unaware of my mental monolgue.
"that's understandable, if you wish to talk more, do not hesitate."
He speak out, and I struggle to answer, I really do, smart thing due though, I keep a carefully measured smile.
"I will, thanks balrow"
"don't forget to sleep again"
"I know, don't worry, just figuring some things out with the system and I'll go back to sleep"
He stare at me, as if trying to judge if what I said was the truth or not.
It is, resting would be the best idea right now, it's the smart thing to do.
Seeing no lies, balrow nod again, as he always do and lie back on his bed without a word.
I look around at the dark room.
I lick my lips, I scratch my cheek, I take a swig of water, I....where were we already?
Oh right the doors.
OH RIGHT THE DOORS!
So as I was telling you my little mental support, there was five doors, a whole five of them! Did I talked about the weapons on them? The weapon symbols on them!
There was one for all of the door, we kinda all theorized that each door would open if we put the weapons in it, oh yes, because the symbols on them are like digged into the stone door, and they are deep enough to host our weapons pretty comfortably, we think, didn't really tested that out cause.
I look at my water bottle.
TADA! Supplies! And bed, and food, and luxury, don't even know why I thought we would all starve to death!
That's a tutorial after all, and in a tutorial, you teach, and provide in a relatively safe and easy manner!
I mean, I think it's still wise to be wary of the strange thing that call people homicidal and hear our thoughts, but they genuinely doesn't seem to want us dead for now, so, that's fine.
I don't tell you how worried I was, because, like, imagine we're just in a funny game show for alien and they all try to give us hope just by then showing us that all we did was always hopeless.
My mind freeze. My heart freeze.
It takes three second for me to feel my grip again.
That all we did was hopeless, always was, and that all the efforts we put.
All the people we killed were for naught. My teeth clench.
Since the start that tutorial was impossible!
And they would all laugh while they see the little funny humans, ants to them really, go completly mad when all their hope get dashed away in one swift swoop.
Just imagine.
But that won't happen! What guarantee do I have?
None.
I stock my water bottle.
But at least I have space magic! I would say that make everything worth it!
I almost snap my finger, just for ambience. But everyone is sleeping. So I stop.
ALSO! You won't even believe what I can do, look!
I take the water bottle and focusing intently on it, I wish for to know all about it, know all of it's secrets, all the nitty gritty details of it's entire life cycle!
[Water bottle: a standard bottle containing water]
Isn't that fire? I have inspect magic, and space magic now, let's forget that everyone have both of these too and let's rejoice together.
It's silent. It's so fucking silent right now.
OH WAIT! I forgot!
I get up and walk toward one end of the room pushing a stone door I reach a rudimentary bathroom.
Told you...luxxxxxury.
Walking toward the only thing in it, a toilet.
I pour the entierity of the water in the toilet.
It keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and going, then it stop.
And it keeps going, and going, I stop pouring and put the cap back on as I walk out.
I feel like you deserved an example, this shit is infinite, like, litterally infinite, and I don't know why it's not said in the inspect thingy, there is absolutely no hint that this is infinite, but it is, or is it what they all call "standard water bottle" in the multiverse?
All the bottles are infinite? Yeah! Victory.
Sitting down on my bed I struggle to come up with a new joke.
Welp, no jokes for me I guess.
I think that's...all, did I said everything? I look down on my bed, for 5 long seconds where I do not take a single breath.
Feeling the silence, the natural consequences of doing the smart thing closing up on me, I rub my forearm, my pretty clean forearm, WAIT! That's right! My forearm is clean!
I inhale.
Yep, so want to know how we figured out that the water was unlimited?
Well for a first we entered the room after the cool ass sliding doors opened and entered, pretty much everyone saw the supplies and Jenna, sweet sweet, but dumb and insecure Jenna, with her own water bottle, after we all took a bit too drink, decided to volunteer a bit of her bottle to get rid of some part of the gore on my body!
What a fucking dumbass I swear!
And then Annie agreed with her judgement, same for Balrow and malfoy too, the little fuckers just started to give up a bit of their water together to freshen me up a bit.
No mind I swear.
My jaw unclench.
We didn't know when we'll find the next water source, I stop rubbing my forearm, but these dumbs little guys just threw their water away like that to help me out.
My lips spread into a small smile, nothing in their dumb little mind I swear!
They don't get how to do the smart things!
So as unofficial leader of those little mayhaps, I decided to teach them that economizing was the move!
I said to jenna that freshing me up wasn't a smart move, she countered and said it would make me feel better!
Not enough of an argument for me to relent!
Annie kept up by spouting that feeling well may increase my chance of survival, didn't had much to say against that but water was still more precious!
Malfoy just threw me his water bottle that I barely caught before it landed on my face, and balrow finished up their coordinated assault by saying that cleaning my wounds may be the only way to avoid infection.
...Well they had a point, so it was with great reluctance that I only allowed myself to be cleaned of my wound,
Nothing more!
But guess what we discovered while balrow was treating my side?
Strangely enough, water just kept pouring out, and out.
Deciding to explore our new discovery we quickly figured out that the amount of water those shits can produce is ridiculous, clearly enough to supply us for a loooooooooong time.
A small snort escape me as I lie down.
And man, I'm not telling you but what happened after was simply, simply chaos.
It all started when Annie, mischief in her eyes decided that malfoy sitting beside her had too much of a bloody shirt....and one bottle was poured on his hair.
Malfoy unable to take this insult to his form, grabbed his own bottle and with the cap open swinged it like a sword sending a slash of water onto her!
Jenna seeing what's happening decided to support, NOT ANNIE! But malfoy, doing the same thing Annie did to malfoy, she got the taste of what she did, and then war ensued.
Only I and balrow were beside each other, staring at the scene as he was treating me.
Then balrow of all people, while I was admiring the water war, him of all fucking people poured water on my completly bloody form after he finished taking care of my wound.
I don't know how long did I stared at him after he did that, and I didn't had the time to say anything as Annie came out from who nowhere, covered in water to help balrow in his endeavour.
She said some shit like "LET'S HAVE A TRUCE MY FRIEND! THE BLOODY ONE SHALL BE PURGED WITH WATER!" With an exaggerated medieval tone, and suddenly, I became enemy number one.
And I was fine with that, I sprayed my first enemy, the one that started everything first. Before getting up and being careful not to slip.
Annie was the second one to feel my wrath, I didn't even poured shit on her, I just grabed her up, ignoring her screams and used her as a shield, While malfoy came from behind to touch the precious blood sticking on my form.
No chance for him, I'm too fucking good at this shit and heard him walk toward me, he got one spray on his face for daring to do that, Jenna however was just behind and managed to attack me in the back! TRAITOR!
With a smile on my face I lie back down on my bed, my mind wandering about our past water war.
And then malfoy fucking dodged my water, how the hell did he do that!? And balrow started to attack from afar ISN'T THAT JENNA JOB!? Talking about jenna she was playing assasins while I was still using Annie like a shield.
Talking about ANNIE this bitch booped my nose so fucking much, I SWEAR I'm traumatized of booping, from now on ANYONE AND I SAY ANYONE that boop my nose is considered my worst enemy.
Without noticing when, I fall asleep.