Let me say this first. This is my first Fan-fiction (non-translation). So I am still experimenting with writing style, pacing, etc. All comments, be it praise or criticism will be helpful.
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Rito woke gasping, the dream still clinging to him like warm silk.
He had been back in the bathtub, water steaming, Lala straddling him with that fearless grin she wore the day she fell from the sky. Her tail curled around his waist the same way it did in the very first chapter he ever read. She leaned in, breasts soft against his chest, and whispered the line that started everything.
Then the dream shifted.
Momo slipping into his bed at night, nightgown sliding off one shoulder, finger on his lips while Mikan slept beside them, just like that one Darkness chapter he'd reread until the page tore. Yami in full Darkness form, wings folding around him like a promise, her cold fingers warming against his cheek. Haruna inside the gym room, her face catching the light, finally saying the words he'd waited so long to hear.
Every moment he'd ever loved rushed back in one breathless wave.
Not as another phantom dream. But as memory.
As if he'd lived every blush, every stumble, every "SHAMELESS!" As if he'd felt Lala's tail wrap around him that first night. As if he'd heard Mikan's quiet sob when she thought no one was listening. As if he'd held Haruna's hand and made the promise to her.
The memories weren't his. And yet they fit like they'd always belonged.
He sat up, sheet pooling at his waist, his morning wood already hard and aching beneath the fabric, the beautiful, curved head pressing warm and urgent against his stomach, the thick vein underneath pulsing like it remembered too.
'I've loved this story since the first chapter,' he thought, the realization soft and overwhelming. 'I know every accident, every tear, every heartbeat. I've cried when Mikan hid her tears. I've felt Lala's tail wrap around me a thousand nights before this one. Someone else lived this life. But now it's mine. And this time… I'm not letting a single moment slip away.'
He slipped out of bed, bare feet cool against the floor in his t-shirt and shorts that he wore to sleep, and went downstairs.
The ground floor contained the kitchen, dining room, living room, and the shared bathroom and toilet. The first floor was where the bedrooms were located, Rito's room, Mikan's room, and in the future, the entrance to the Deviluke sisters' parallel dimension residence.
The smell of tamagoyaki drifted up the stairs.
Mikan was already in the kitchen, apron tied tight, spoon in mouth, flipping eggs with the same quiet pride she always had.
"Rito, breakfast!" she called, voice muffled by the spoon.
He padded down, still in his sleep shorts, the 9-inch monster making an obvious tent.
Mikan's eyes flicked down for half a second, spoon clinking against the pan.
'Rito's… like that again,' she thought, cheeks warming. 'He never used to wake up and walk out like this before. Not before he said that he's started having some weird dreams.'
Rito slid into his seat, stealing a piece of tamagoyaki straight from the pan.
Mikan swatted his hand with the spatula. "Hands off until it's plated."
He grinned, but it wasn't his usual goofy grin. It was softer, filled with a strange, overwhelming affection that he couldn't quite hide.
'Rito's... smiling really gently today,' she thought, pouring miso with more force than necessary, her heart skipping a beat. 'Why is he looking at me like he hasn't seen me in years?'
He ate in silence, watching her move around the kitchen. The "future knowledge" wasn't just data; it was emotion. He knew how much she would sacrifice for him in the future.
'I won't let you be lonely this time,' he thought, hiding his embarrassment behind a mouthful of rice. 'I'll protect that smile.'
Mikan set his bowl down harder than intended. "Rito, you're weird this morning."
He just smiled and went to the bathroom.
The bathroom mirror was still fogged from last night. Rito lifted a finger and drew. Goku grinning on his cloud. Simple lines. But perfect.
'I'll draw them just like they were in those memories. Not now, I need to perfect the art first. And when I am ready, I can take the Manga and Anime Community by storm,' he thought, watching the steam take shape. 'As for my own story... I'll make my own legend. And I'll make sure every girl gets the ending she deserves.'
He wiped the mirror clean. The drawing vanished. But the fire in his chest stayed.
Rito walked the familiar route to school, every step echoing with memories that weren't his. At the school gate, Haruna waved from the second-floor window, hair catching the light exactly the way it always did in the panels he'd memorized. Her shy smile was the same one that had lived in his heart for years.
His best friend, Saruyama, elbowed him. "Confess already, man. You're practically drooling."
Rito chuckled and scratched his head, looking away shyly.
'Not today,' he thought. 'Today everything changes.'
The bell rang. Classes dragged. He didn't hear a word. When the final bell finally sounded, he was already moving. He walked home alone, heart racing in perfect rhythm with the memory.
'It's coming. After school. Bathtub. Exactly like the first chapter.'
The house was quiet when he stepped inside. He knew it would be.
…
The house was quiet the way only an empty house can be.
Rito locked the front door behind him, kicked off his shoes, and headed straight for the bathroom. He knew Mikan would still be at elementary school, she always finished earlier, but today she had cleaning duty. That gave him exactly thirty-three minutes.
He stripped, folded his uniform with the same care he'd always had, and sank into the tub. Hot water lapped at his chest, steam curling like lazy ghosts.
Rito closed his eyes. 'Any second now.'
Suddenly the air shifted.
A soundless fracture split the air above the tub, crimson light bleeding through like a wound in reality itself.
Rito rose clumsily, arms flailing, to catch her.
Lala crashed naked into his chest, bare breasts squishing warm, tail snapping around his waist with a happy swish-swish.
Water exploded everywhere.
Looking at the naked Lala, Rito's face detonated scarlet, blush racing from ears to toes. Despite knowing it was coming, the physical reality of it was overwhelming. His cock shot to full 9 inches, curved head flaring, pre-cum pearling warm against her stomach.
Lala blinked up at him, pink hair dripping, her bright green eyes sparkling like she'd just found a new toy.
"Wah! You caught me!" Her tail wagged like an excited puppy. "Hello!! I'm Lala Satalin Deviluke, First Princess of the Planet Deviluke! I ran away from home because Daddy keeps trying to marry me off to boring old aliens!"
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A tiny pink shape zipped through the hole. Peke materialized with a poof, frilly white dress already forming around Lala's body, crown, ribbons, the works.
"Lala-sama! Thank god you're safe!"
Rito's brain had already blue-screened.
'Lala Satalin Deviluke,' he thought, heart hammering against his ribs. 'She is here! It's happening!'
He knew the script. He knew he was supposed to shout at her to get out. He knew he was supposed to be scared. But the memories of her smile, the real smile, the one that saved him, flooded his chest.
He swallowed, hands still shaking where they held her waist.
"L-Lala… I am Yuuki Rito…" he stammered, voice cracking.
"Yes~ what is it, Rito?"
He looked at the alien portal closing above them. He knew what came next.
"I... I don't care who they are!" Rito blurted out, his voice cracking not out of fear, but out of sheer adrenaline. "You don't want to go back, right? Then stay here! I'll protect you!"
'There,' Rito thought, his face burning. 'I said it. The trigger phrase.'
Lala's eyes went huge, sparkling like she'd just been given the galaxy's best present.
"Protect me...?" She blinked, then her face exploded into a radiant beam. "You... you want to marry me?!"
In the original timeline, Rito would have screamed "NO! That's not what I meant!"
But this Rito froze. He felt the weight of destiny. He looked at her hopeful eyes, his face turning atomic red.
"Y...Yeah," Rito stammered, forcing himself to nod. "If... If that keeps you safe... then yes! I'll marry you!"
"EEEEEH! REALLY?!" She bounced in place, tail swish-swish-swishing so hard it slapped the water. "That's perfect~! Daddy can't force me to marry those boring princes if I already have a husband to marry!"
She leaned in, nose booping his, voice dropping to a happy whisper. "Yes~ ♡! I'll marry you, Rito~ ♡."
Before Rito could even process the victory, the wall exploded.
Maul & Smutts, in black suits and shades, burst through in a cloud of plaster and fury.
"PRINCESS LALA!" the blonde-head bellowed. "RETURN AT ONCE!" the purple-haired snarled.
Rito didn't hesitate. He set Lala gently in the tub, water sloshing, and stepped forward; naked, dripping, his dick swinging like it owned the room.
Maul lunged at Rito. Rito tried to dodge, channelling the "cool hero" vibe he wanted to have, but he tripped over the soap bar.
"Woaaaah!"
He pitched forward, arms windmilling. It was clumsy. It was pathetic.
And it was lethal.
His cock slapped Maul across the face with a wet, resounding THWACK.
The blonde devilukean's eyes crossed, his face stiffening in cartoonish shock. The sheer absurdity of being slapped by an earthling's reproductive organ seemed to short-circuit his alien brain.
Smutts swung his fist. Rito ducked, panic taking over, but he ducked too low.
His shoulder clipped Smutts' knee. The purple-headed devilukean toppled forward, face-planting straight into the Golden Heart-Shield Peke had just projected in front of Lala, ping, and bounced backward like a pinball.
Rito kept stumbling, momentum carrying him into a wild spin. His "junior" whipped around like a club, catching both aliens across the chest with a double smack-smack. They flew backward, crashed into the wall, and slid down in a heap of defeated limbs and bubbles.
They were defeated in six seconds flat.
Rito stood there, panting, his face burning with shame.
'I can't believe it,' he thought, mortified. 'I have future knowledge. I have determination. And I just defeated intergalactic assassins... with my dick. The "Godly Luck" is real, and it is absolutely ridiculous.'
Peke floated proudly. "Peke shielded Lala-sama perfectly. No male eyes or hands allowed. Of course, other than her husband."
Lala clapped her hands, bouncing on her toes. "WOW! You beat them without any inventions! You really ARE going to protect me~ ♡"
Her tail swished so fast it made little whoosh-whoosh sounds.
...
Far away, on a golden spaceship cutting through the stars, Zastin received the report.
His cape flared dramatically. "NANI?! Engaged?! To an Earth boy?! I, Zastin, shall retrieve the princess myself!"
...
The bathroom was a disaster.
Plaster dust drifted like snow. Water dripped from the ceiling in steady plink-plink-plinks. Maul and Smutts lay in a bubbling heap, hearts swirling in their eyes, completely out cold.
Rito stood over them, naked, dripping, face still burning crimson from ears to chest. His cock hadn't softened even a bit; the curved head gleamed, a fresh bead of pre-cum sliding down the thick vein like a pearl on silk.
Lala bounced on her toes, dress fluttering, tail swish-swish-swishing like an overexcited puppy.
"Rito! You were so cool~!" She spun in place, pink hair whipping. "Now daddy can't make me marry those boring princes! I just need to make it official!"
She tapped her wrist device, eyes sparkling. "Peke! Help me build the Engagement Confirmation Beam tonight. I want it ready by morning!"
Peke's swirl eyes spun faster. "Peke on it! Royal seal incoming."
A tiny golden hammer and screwdriver materialized in Peke's hands. Lala was already dragging junk from who knows where.
Rito's blush somehow deepened. 'Lala's inventing the beam tonight,' he thought, watching her work. 'Wait... if she finishes it tonight...'
Just then, Mikan's voice echoed up the hallway, soft and tired.
"I'm home…"
Followed by footsteps in the hallway. The door slid open.
Mikan appeared in the bathroom doorway still in the dress she wore to school, schoolbag slung over one shoulder, hair tie slightly loose from a long day.
Right after opening the door, Mikan stood frozen.
She took in the scene in one heartbeat:
'Naked Rito, with his penis erect.'
'A girl in a half-formed frilly dress, tail wagging.'
'Two men in black outfits bubbled on the floor.'
'A floating toy-like thing with tools.'
Her schoolbag slipped from her shoulder and hit the floor with a heavy thud.
'Rito… what did you DO?!' she thought, cheeks flaming pink. 'There's a naked girl in our bathroom and… and… that thing is HUGE and… and…'
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Peke zipped in front of her eyes, projecting a giant heart-shaped shield.
"Little Mistress must not view Husband-dono's royal scepter yet!" Swirl eyes winked. "Peke rating: 9.0 inches of perfection~"
Mikan's blush exploded to match Rito's.
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Lala waved cheerfully, completely unbothered.
"Hi! I'm Lala Satalin Deviluke, Rito's fiancée~" She tilted her head, tail swishing. "Who are you? You're super cute! Wanna help me build the Engagement beam?"
Her mouth opened. Closed. Opened again.
"F-fiancée…?!"
Rito rubbed the back of his neck, blush refusing to fade, his dick finally starting to soften just a fraction.
"Yeah… about that…" he mumbled, unable to look his little sister in the eye.
Water dripped from the ceiling onto his shoulder. Lala beamed, already elbow-deep in wires. Mikan still stared at the monster under Rito's waist like it was an alien artifact.
Peke floated between them, swirl eyes spinning happily. "Peke detects maximum chaos! This is going to be fun~"
Rito looked at the ruined bathroom, at Lala's sparkling eyes, at Mikan's stunned face, at the two unconscious aliens.
He smiled, small, tired, anxious, but real.
'Lala fell from the sky.'
'And I didn't run away.'
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