Two Chapters today, Next chapter will be the final chapter before graduation. Also agin thank you for all the support
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It was Monday morning, and Hiruko was currently walking to the academy with Tsunade in complete silence.
Deciding to start some conversation with his kind of niece, Hiruko decided to speak for the sake of their now familial relationship.
"So, um, how's the weather?" Hiruko said the first thing that came to his mind.
'You're such an idiot, Hiruko. The weather? Seriously? The weather never helped in the 21st century. Why would it help now?' Hiruko mentally berated himself.
Beside him Tsunade's face curled downward a bit.
"Idiot," she said before speeding off power walking.
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Hiruko entered his class alone since Tsunade walked off the moment they got to the academy.
Remembering this, Hiruko sighed as he walked to the back of the class, sitting in his usual seat and putting his head down, planning to take a quick nap.
But just as Hiruko was drifting off, a voice came cutting through the silence.
"Hey, I heard you started living with Tsunade?" Someone said, looking up,
Hirukos saw a white-haired boy with red lines going down from his eyes; on his face was a giant smile.
Sitting up, propping his head with his fist, Hiruko said lazily,
"Yeah, it's true. Why?"
At this Jiraiya smiled sheepishly before saying, his voice lowered,"Did you get some good material, if you know what I mean?"
Hiruko, his observation Haki picking up on a familiar presence, smirked slightly. "What do you mean, Jiraiya?" Hiruko said, feigning ignorance.
"Well, you know, did you catch a glimpse of her panties, or even better, in an embarrassing but amazing compromising position? Though she's a bit flat, that doesn't change the fact she's a beauty to look at,"
Jiraiya said somewhat dreamily; a small hot stream of blood flowed from his nose as he thought of his fantasies.
At these perverted fantasies, Hiruko grimaced in disgust a little bit as he whispered something that Jiraiya heard.
"Sorry not sorry"
"Sorry about what?" Jiraiya said, confused, a bit of blood still dripping down his nose.
"You pervert!" Tsunade, who was standing behind Jariya as he talked about his perverted fantasies, said.
Her face was red and angry as she brought her fist down on Jiraiya's head.
As Tsunade's fist connected with Jiraiya's head, a reddish bump ballooned, and Jiraiya's eyes went white, a full stream of blood gushing from his nose.
Tsunade's perfectly fine fist had steam coming off it.
"Humph," Tsunade said, kicking Jiraiya, adding to the pain, before taking a seat next to Hiruko.
"What are yo—" Hiruko was going to ask; usually Tsunade sat in the front half of the room with the other clan members, but just as he was going to ask, Tsunade cut him off.
"Don't misunderstand, I'm only sitting here so if any other perverts like that one come, I can punch them just as hard." Tsunade said, her head slightly turned so Hiruko couldn't see it.
But Hiruko, who had observation Haki, could clearly feel this was Tsunade's way of getting closer to him.
Little did both know a few seats away a child with snake-like eyes watched his fist clenched slightly.
At first Orochimaru was glad Tsunade punched that idiot who was trying to corrupt Hiruko, but when she sat next to him, he got admittedly a little jealous.
'I want to sit next to Hiruko,' Orochimaru thought with a hint of disappointment in his voice.
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30 minutes later, Jiraiya woke up and quickly walked away, rubbing his head, afraid Tsunade would hit him again, but not with a glare at Hiruko.
'I thought you were a fellow brother of the art, but no, you're just like Orochimaru.' Jiraiya thought grudgingly.
As Jiraiya sat in his seat, more people began to trickle in, and eventually their teacher, Dan Nakamura, appeared with speed none of the kids could track.
He then began talking about basic Chakra Control, which most of the clan kids spaced out on since they had been learning this since they could speak.
Hiruko, who had a better training method than the basic one the school handed out, also didn't listen to it.
Instead, he played tic-tac-toe with Tsunade, who kept on insisting on adding stakes. Hiruko, who had nothing to offer, politely declined, which slightly angered Tsunade, but she still played nonetheless.
Dan Nakamura saw this but decided to let it be; he knew the clan kids had no interest in these lessons, and since they were being quiet, he let it go.
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A couple hours later it was lunchtime. Tsunade, who had wanted to keep playing due to her not winning a single game out of 762.
Her title as 'The Legendary Sucker' shined, but due to it being lunchtime, she begrudgingly let it go.
"Here," she said curtly, tossing a white bento box to Hiruko. "Grandma said to give it to you.
And you better enjoy it. She made our lunches herself," Tsunade said bluntly, turning to her green one and beginning to eat the curry inside of it.
Hiruko, who caught the bento, placed it down and opened it to see three daifuku, a sweet food in the world of shinobi.
'It looks so good!' Hiruko said his mouth watering and, more importantly, the small warmth in his heart grew even larger.
But before he could dig in, two twin spikey black-haired boys wearing a Clan symbol in the shape of a fan, their faces arrogant, stopped just a few inches from Hiruko's table.
"Are you Hiruko?" The boy on the left asked impatiently,
"Uhh, yeah, why?" Hiruko asked, puzzled at his obvious confusion. The other boy on the right got irritated.
"Look, fight us now." The boy on the right said, finally speaking up in his tone attempting to leave no room for no.
"Yeah, no, I'm eating," Hiruko said without a care at how the two would feel at his rejection as he picked up his chopsticks, grabbing one of the daifuku.
"I wasn't asking." The boy on the right said angrily as he kicked the chopsticks out of Hiruko's hand, the daifuku falling to the ground.
Hiruko watched his daifuku fall to the floor, his patience waning, as he made a move to pick it up; a black ninja sandal came down on them, squishing them.
'I try to be a pacifist but people always have to ruin it' Hiruko thought
At this, two figures leaped at the two twins; one was Hiruko, who was angry, and the other was Tsunade, who watched the whole thing.
The twins who saw this were moving to dodge, but before they could, a circle of transparent energy appeared under them, and suddenly they felt an invisible pressure pressing down on them. It was Hiruko who was using the Press-Press fruit.
His eyes radiated hostility. "My daifuku, all I wanted to do was eat my daifuku, but no, you Uchiha had to come and ruin it," Hiruko thought, emanating Tobirama's hate of the Uchiha for that specific moment.
The Uchiha, unable to move, felt Hiruko's finger gun (not enhanced) and Tsunade's fist on their stomach and face, respectively.
Both boys passed out under the assault. Hiruko, beginning to calm down, walked over to the squished daifuku and fell to his knees.
"Goodbye, my dear daifuku," he said with the utmost seriousness with a hint of sadness; a single tear rolled down his face