When it comes to the three essentials of human life, or the three elements determining one's level of happiness in modern society, one naturally thinks of the phrase "food, clothing, and shelter."
As the words suggest—clothing, food, and shelter—the moment any one of these three is missing, the guarantee of a humane life becomes uncertain, and in severe cases, it becomes a matter of survival. To that extent, each element is truly indispensable.
"Now, we're making a deal. A deal. If you eat this, I won't lay a hand on those clothes and armor. In fact, I can even release the restraints on your hands. But in return, you have to eat the food I bring you for every meal."
As I gently placed the still-steaming kimchi fried rice between the bars—wide enough for a person's head to pass through—Eleonora snorted, as if it wasn't even worth considering.
"Then what if I don't eat it? As I said before, I can live perfectly fine without a single sip of water for a month."
"Then you will have protected your honor as a knight and your rights as a human being. Of course, there are no guarantees after that month."
Eleonora silently looked down at her hands and feet.
"Is it wearing clothes instead of eating this filthy stuff and being disgraced, or not wearing clothes instead of eating this filthy stuff…?"
"If you choose the latter, especially… I'll even give you this bread I bought from the mart! In my heart, I'm really curious to see if you'd still be fine after starving for a month, but you know, because the owner has a very kind heart?"
Eleonora glared at me with eyes that seemed like they could make me sick at any moment.
But from her earlier trembling, I could tell she was hesitating.
At the very least, I had shown her that I keep my promises.
Even though we hadn't known each other for even a day, my dealings with Eleonora—whether to break her sword or not—had instilled in her the awareness that 'I am careful at keeping my promises'.
But she's not foolish; she won't just believe me outright.
Of course, it's a natural process to look for loopholes in the terms I laid out and try to find a trick to somehow get both benefits. If I were Eleonora—
"…I choose the former."
'I'd rather get dressed than eat this fried rice.'
As she said initially, it's true that one can survive for a month without eating or drinking.
It was only natural for her to choose the former—an option that allowed her to maintain her dignity while avoiding eating the fried rice.
In the case of clothes, I had forcibly made her take them off and put them on, but with food, it would be enough to think of excuses later not to eat.
Predictably, she would likely refuse to eat, making excuses like being sick.
"Hey, stupid."
Eleonora smiled at me, full of sneer, as I had given her an overwhelmingly favorable option. But her smile immediately broke upon hearing my next words.
"What do you mean 'if'? If you said you'd do it, then eat it."
"…After you put the clothes on me first."
'You know I'm not stupid, you—'
"Ugh! Wouldn't it be easier to just do this from the start?!"
"Kuu… It's for honor… Even if I must endure this disgrace, if it's to protect my honor… Like this…"
Eleonora crawled on all fours and approached the door where I was. But soon, she looked at me with eyes full of resentment, as if I were doing something terrible to her.
In no time, Eleonora's face contorted in disgust.
"For me… to stick my head out here, put it in a trough, and eat this like a pig…!"
"Oh! That's a good idea. I'll make a trough later, shall we use that next time?"
Thud!
Indeed, at my flat refusal, Eleonora finally thrust her head through the bars to retrieve her clothes. She seemed to think there was no point looking for utensils now, so she brought her head to the plate without asking.
And at that moment, I immediately lowered a large frame over Eleonora's head, firmly locking it in place.
"Wh-what! Oh no! You tricked me!"
"Wait a minute, this isn't like that—"
"Even though you're a pathetic man, I thought you were someone who kept promises! I didn't expect this shame,"
"Shut up!"
Smack!
"Hey, hey, hey?!"
A red palm print appeared on Eleonora's bare, upturned buttocks.
The first time I spanked her was when she opened her mouth, but this time I aimed precisely and struck down.
"Since you're a Grand Master, you probably don't get sick, but I can't trust you. What if you suddenly claim to be sick somewhere and try to cheat me?"
"What does that have to do with doing this right now! Come on, release me, buh-hee-ee?!"
Eleonora's legs flailed as her hips wriggled again.
"Normally, I'd have to give you antibiotics, but since these are for pigs, they might not work well for people. Should I prepare antibiotics specifically for you?"
"Antibiotics? What are you talking about! What nonsense is this?!"
I didn't know any magic to treat her, but I queried the message window just in case, and it immediately provided me with a medicine, as if offering a service.
[Hehe, the zookeeper asked me to make medicine in the form of a suppository to put in the female knight's asshole over there! I learned a lot!]
Just as the guy said, it was a bullet-shaped suppository antibiotic.
Originally, I was going to use a penicillin injection, thinking she would still be wary of me.
Of course, if she thought I was trying to harm her, she'd go berserk, and in that case, either I or she could get hurt—meaning I could get stabbed with the needle.
So, I chose this method! Administer the antibiotic as a suppository.
I don't know if antibiotics were originally administered through this orifice, as it was made with supernatural power, but the effect must be reliable.
"Come on, relax, relax."
"What?! Oh, where are you touching! I thought you were going to rape me, could it be?!"
"Of course I will, but I'll do it tomorrow, not today."
"What?!"
As I spread her thick buttocks wide and slowly stroked her anus with my finger, a frightened Eleonora struggled, telling me to stop, but as expected, she was immediately subdued by another spanking.
"It won't even hurt. Think of it conveniently, as preparing this hole—not just for defecation, but for insertion—before taking my cock someday."
"You vulgar bastard! Disgusting bastard! It's not a hole for putting anything in there! Especially not your thing! No, even if it's not your thing, it's not a hole for putting anything in!"
"If you don't know, then learn it now!"
"Don't put it in, don't put it in…!"
To be honest, I wasn't without the desire to ram my cock into this luscious crotch right in front of me, but it was only the first day.
"Now, relax, I'm putting it in now?"
"Hate it! Don't put it in, don't put it in, heep?!"
Kuuuuuk, Eleonora's anus tightened, her back hole clenching as if demonstrating her strong will to resist. However, as if no master could resist such a vital point, I applied pressure little by little, and the suppository stuck to the tip of my finger was sucked into Eleonora's anus as if drawn in.
Contrary to my expectation of resistance, Eleonora's anus completely swallowed my finger up to the root before I knew it.
'After all, strong females have a special effect on the back hole…'
"Uh? Hey, my finger isn't medicine, so let go?"
"Behehehe… In such a filthy hole, the hand of an unclean person, a finger…?!"
"Hey, relax your strength! Uh uh…? It's getting sucked in more, so relax?"
"Quickly, take it out quickly! What I mean is…!"
When I was a kid, I heard the person giving an enema is more likely to get hurt than the one receiving it—is that true?
I finally started trying to pull my finger out of Eleonora's anus—or rather, her asshole pussy—pushing her butt hard with my left hand, trying to free my right hand.
"Oooooh my god?! It's getting sucked in more!
This scandalous hole, having once tasted its master, seemed like it would never let go, as if refusing to release its prey.
The crazy suction power pulled my finger so stickily, my body was surprised by the sensation of a foreign object entering for the first time. Is this the body of a natural-born sow, recognized by the message window?!
"Kheihei!?"
"Let it go…!!!"
When I pulled, Eleonora pushed in, and when I pulled again, Eleonora swallowed my finger again. Eventually, a push-and-pull battle began.
Squelch… Pop! Squelch… Pop!
Unlike the fierce battle, the sow's song made the listener's hair stand on end.
"Don't clench! I said don't clench! Can't you hear me telling you to let go!"
"You have to relax your strength, then I can too!"
"Ughhhhh…!!"
It was a bizarre sight, like turning a generator.
When I pulled my hand, the startled Eleonora pulled my hand as her huge breasts swayed, and I pulled it out again while simultaneously pushing Eleonora's butt outwards.
"You said it was medicine! You tricked me by saying it was medicine! You tried to trick me…!"
"Isn't this really what I said it was?!"
No matter how much I pulled, the clinging barrier wrapped around my finger, as if this demonic hole was far from letting go.
"Now, I'm only going to use a little strength, so can't you…? Come on, cheer up, hey!"
"Booheeeee!!"
As if it could never escape, as if it had no intention of releasing its prey.
In the end, all I could do was pull my hand while simultaneously protesting for her to let go, my finger bent like a hook, the thickness preventing me from approaching her barrier any further.
Chop Boop! Chop Boop! Chop Boop!
A female song resonating throughout the pig farm.
It was the sow's song, played by Eleonora's asshole pussy, which had so adeptly sucked on my finger, even though it was its first time accepting something.
"I didn't want to touch it until tomorrow, but there's been a change of schedule!"
Seeing that this would have no end, I finally thrust my finger into Eleonora's strangely glistening cunt.
Squelch!
With just one clear sound, the barriers that had been tightening around my finger as if to break it began to loosen all at once.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa…?!"
Pop-!
With a sound like opening a wine bottle—unbelievable coming from a butt hole—I just smacked her butt.
"It's a really scary hole…! Heeik?! Look at this bitch…!!"
"Hehe… Hehe… Hehe…!"
I don't know about anything else, but this was truly unintentional. I jumped over the cage and loosened the frame holding Eleonora's head.
There, I was left speechless, seeing the female knight shaking her hips with her tongue out and her eyes wide open.
"Hehe, Ahnn. I'm going to break your neck... Ju, ju, gyu, juggyeol, boo hee! Buheeheeeee ♥"
… This is why there's a common saying, 'Maybe it's easier than I thought?' I guess?