West City.
The once-bustling streets were now nothing more than twisted steel and shattered concrete.
Black smoke rose in towering pillars, staining half the sky a dull, lifeless gray.
Floating at the center of the ruined city was Super Buu, hands resting on his hips, his face wearing an expression of innocent, childlike cruelty—as if he had just discovered a new toy.
Moments earlier, he had transformed everyone inside an entire office building into candy of various flavors.
Then he ate them.
Like popcorn.
The taste was decent.
The screams, however, were annoying.
"Help!!"
"Monster—run!!"
The remaining survivors fled through the ruins in blind terror, despair etched across their faces.
Super Buu tilted his head.
He didn't like noisy sounds.
He slowly raised a finger, pink light gathering at its tip.
"All… turn into chocolate."
"WAIT!!"
A loud, commanding shout echoed across the ruined plaza.
From the sky descended a luxury flying car, painted in an outrageously flashy design, with enormous golden letters emblazoned across its body:
MR. SATAN
The vehicle landed crookedly, kicking up a cloud of dust.
With a loud bang, the door burst open.
The two-time World Martial Arts Champion—
The great hero who had once "saved the world"—
Mr. Satan stepped out.
Explosive hairstyle.
Ridiculously thick chest hair.
Cape fluttering dramatically.
Behind him stood a trembling reporter holding a heavy camera, the lens locked firmly onto his back.
"It's—It's Mr. Satan!!"
"Mr. Satan has come to save us!"
"We're saved! We're really saved!!"
A desperate, emotional cheer erupted from the crowd.
Hearing those cries, Mr. Satan puffed out his chest and forced a heroic smile onto his face—
While his heart pounded like a war drum.
Damn it.
What the hell is this thing?!
This pink monster looks a hundred times worse than Cell!!
He had been relaxing in his mansion when the TV station called, screaming about a world-ending monster and begging him—the "only savior"—to step in again.
What choice did he have?
Millions were watching.
Even if it killed him…
He had to act.
"Y-You pink guy!!"
Mr. Satan cleared his throat, pointed dramatically at Super Buu, and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Do you know who I am?!"
Super Buu lowered his head, blank eyes studying the strange man below.
"Hm?"
"I am the two-time consecutive World Martial Arts Champion—MR. SATAN!!"
Mr. Satan struck what he believed was an incredibly cool pose.
"Your cheap tricks mean NOTHING before my absolute power!"
"Now kneel, surrender, and I might spare your miserable life!"
As he spoke, he subtly winked at the cameraman behind him.
Shoot it! Close-up! Make me look amazing!!
Super Buu stared.
Blinking slowly.
Mr. Satan's heart surged with hope.
It's working!
He's intimidated by my reputation!
As expected—no one can stand before the name MR. SATAN!
"Mr… Satan…"
Super Buu muttered, tilting his head.
Whoosh!
"WATCH OUT—!!"
Bang!
A dull impact echoed.
The reporter was sent flying, the camera spinning through the air before smashing into the ground.
The lens shattered.
The live broadcast instantly cut off.
Emergency surveillance footage from nearby buildings replaced the feed seconds later.
Super Buu had appeared directly in front of Mr. Satan.
Too fast to see.
Too close to escape.
Mr. Satan swallowed hard.
Cold sweat drenched his uniform.
"U-Um… big brother…"
He forced a trembling smile.
"Haha… just now was acting! Yes! Acting for television!"
"We actually came to give you a gift!"
His hands shook violently as he dug into his pocket and pulled out a beautifully wrapped box.
"Th-this is the finest chocolate in the world… specially prepared for you…"
Super Buu stared at the box.
Then at Mr. Satan's face, which was seconds away from tears.
He reached out.
Tear—
The box was ripped open.
He grabbed a piece and shoved it into his mouth.
Crunch.
"…Delicious."
Super Buu nodded.
Satisfied.
Mr. Satan nearly collapsed in relief.
"Y-You like it? G-Great! That's great!"
Maybe…
Just maybe…
He could survive this.
But Super Buu didn't leave.
He kept staring.
The same look.
Like a child examining a toy.
The air grew heavy again.
Mr. Satan's mind raced.
Think. Think. THINK!!
Running was pointless.
Begging wouldn't work.
There was only one option left.
"Ahem!!"
Mr. Satan cleared his throat loudly.
"Since you've eaten my chocolate, that means you've been subdued by my kingly aura!"
"Now witness my TRUE power—CHAMPION MR. SATAN!!"
He leapt back and struck a fighting stance.
"YAAAAH!!"
"Satan Punch!!"
He hurled his fist forward with everything he had.
Bang!
A heavy rebound jolted his arm numb.
Super Buu didn't move.
Didn't blink.
"H-How… how is that possible?!"
"It's not over yet!!"
Mr. Satan screamed and attacked again.
"Cyclone Satan Leg!!"
"Dynamite Satan Kick!!"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Every technique.
Every trick.
Everything he had.
All of it struck Super Buu's body—
Like pebbles thrown into the ocean.
Super Buu simply stood there.
Bored.
"…You," he said finally.
"Not fun."
He raised a finger.
Pink light gathered once more.
At that instant, every hair on Mr. Satan's body stood on end.
Pure death wrapped around him.
He wanted to run.
To beg.
To scream.
Whoosh—
A thin pink beam fired instantly.
Pfft.
A small sound.
A smoking, fist-sized hole appeared in Mr. Satan's chest.
He looked down.
Blood poured freely.
"I…"
His mouth moved.
No sound came out.
His legs gave way.
Bang.
The body of the so-called savior fell backward onto the ruined street.
The world champion was dead.
...
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