The battle had long since devolved into mockery.
Super Buu fought like a mad beast.
His body stretched, twisted, and split apart, turning into invisible whips that lashed out from impossible angles. He attacked from every direction at once, abandoning all restraint.
Yet—
Every single attack struck nothing.
Gokhan moved effortlessly through the chaos, his expression calm, even amused.
"Too slow."
"That attack has no power."
"Is this really all you've got? You disappoint me."
"AAAAAAHHHH—!!!"
Super Buu roared in humiliation and rage.
All restraint vanished.
His entire body's energy erupted violently, condensing into a massive sphere of destruction—an energy ball powerful enough to erase Earth dozens of times over.
"I'll destroy everything!!!"
Gokhan merely watched.
Only when the massive energy ball was about to collide with the ground did he finally move.
He extended one hand.
Casually.
Lightly.
With a gentle push, he redirected the energy ball upward.
Then, with a flick of his wrist, he tossed it into outer space.
Boom—!!!
The explosion bloomed silently in the vacuum like a beautiful but deadly firework.
"What is he doing?!" Krillin shouted, drenched in cold sweat, clutching his bald head.
"Why doesn't he finish Majin Buu already?!"
Piccolo's face was dark.
"Goku's idiotic personality has clearly contaminated the fusion."
"DAMN IT, KAKAROT!!!"
Vegeta roared, veins bulging.
"FINISH HIM OFF! YOU LOW-CLASS IDIOT!!!"
Goku was still Goku.
Even fused with the calm and rational Gohan, his love for battle—his recklessness—was etched into his very soul.
And then—
On the battlefield, Gokhan suddenly froze.
The smile on his face vanished.
A blinding white light erupted from his body without warning.
When the light faded—
The fused warrior was gone.
In mid-air stood two figures.
Goku.
Gohan.
"Huh?" Goku scratched his head, looking confused.
"What… what just happened?"
"The fusion…" Gohan's pupils shrank.
"It broke?"
World of the Kai
Silence.
Absolute, suffocating silence.
Everyone stared at the crystal ball, minds completely blank.
"O–Old Kai…" Supreme Kai's voice trembled.
"Th-this…?"
Old Kai's relaxed expression was gone.
His face turned pale.
Then—
He slapped his forehead violently.
"AHHH!!!"
"Oh no… oh no, oh no, oh no!!!"
Vegeta snapped his head toward him, eyes blazing.
"What."
Old Kai swallowed.
"Um… the Potara fusion…"
"It… it has a time limit."
"One hour."
...
...
The world froze.
Krillin's jaw dropped.
Piccolo's eyes went empty.
Vegeta's fists shook violently.
"You…"
Vegeta's teeth ground together.
"You OLD BASTARD!!!"
"Something THIS IMPORTANT—AND YOU FORGOT TO SAY IT?!"
Battlefield — Earth
Super Buu burst into laughter.
He doubled over, clutching his stomach.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"So THAT'S how it is!"
"Your power's gone!"
"This time… it's really over!"
Opportunity.
The greatest opportunity imaginable.
Before Goku or Gohan could react—
Super Buu's body liquefied.
Whoosh—!!!
A clump of pink sludge shot forward like an arrow.
Its target—
Gohan.
The substance wrapped around him instantly.
"GOHAN!!!" Goku screamed.
He tried to rush forward—
Only to be seized from behind by an even larger mass of pink liquid.
"LET ME GO!!!"
Golden ki flared wildly, but it was useless.
Moments later—
Both Goku and Gohan were completely engulfed.
The two writhing masses of pink liquid returned to Super Buu's main body.
Boom—!!!
A monstrous aura exploded skyward.
Far darker.
Far more violent.
Far more terrifying than before.
Super Buu stood reborn.
"Hahahahahahaha!!!"
Power surged through him like a flood.
"I AM—THE STRONGEST—IN THE UNIVERSE!!!"
"It's… it's over…" Krillin collapsed to the ground, face ashen.
Vegeta's body trembled.
Kakarot.
Gohan.
Both absorbed.
World of the Kai — Loren
Loren watched silently.
Then—
A familiar light screen unfolded before his eyes.
[The God-level selection system]
[Ding! Ultimate universe-level crisis detected!]
[Threat: Super Buu (after absorbing Son Goku and Son Gohan)]
[God-level choice triggered. Please make your decision, Host.]
Two options appeared.
[Choice One: Summon a God. Use Instant Transmission to reach the God of Destruction's World, forcibly awaken Beerus, and request his intervention.
Reward: Angel's Afternoon Tea Invitation (Gain high favor with Whis).]
[Choice Two: Become a God. Completely crush Super Buu and rescue Son Goku and Son Gohan.
Reward: Normal combat power increases to 1 billion, Comprehend ultimate skill — Forced Spirit Bomb (No consent required. Forcibly extracts life energy from all targets within range.)]
Loren's eyes narrowed.
Beerus.
Safe.
Efficient.
But troublesome.
Wake a sleeping God of Destruction?
Risk his temper?
Beg for help?
"Tch."
Too annoying.
His gaze settled on Choice Two.
One billion combat power.
And Forced Spirit Bomb.
No asking.
No begging.
No speeches.
Just take the energy.
Simple.
Brutal.
Efficient.
Loren smiled faintly.
"This…"
"…is how a Spirit Bomb should be used."
...
Author's Note:
The fanfic Dragon Ball: I Became Invincible by Being a Lazy Salted Fish! is now fully completed.
The entire story has been uploaded on Patreon as a dedicated collection:
📚 Dragon Ball (Chapters 1–404)
Organized into 47 posts, with multiple chapters per post for easy binge reading.
🔥 I also have additional 18+ fanfics available for readers who enjoy exclusive mature stories. 😉
1. Dragon Ball: Oolong's Sex Adventure
2. Elements of Lust – ATLA & Korra Mixed Smut
3. Doraemon: Filtering with Nobi Tamako
4. The Naive Me Who Became Someone's Everyday Secret
5. High School DxD: Rias Gremory, the Phenex Bride
6. Versatile Mage: Awakening the Succubus System
🔗 patreon.com/Shadow_demon_007
Thank you all for your continuous support and love for this story 💙