"Impossible…"
On the battlefield, Super Buu stared at Loren, whose appearance had completely transformed, disbelief written all over his face.
There was no trace of this form in the memories he had absorbed from Goku and Gohan.
The unknown terrified him.
What frightened him even more was the pressure.
This power…
It was stronger than his current self.
"This… this is impossible!!"
Super Buu roared madly.
"You—what did you do?! What the hell is this form?!"
"Why is there nothing about this in Son Goku and Son Gohan's memories?!"
"That's not something you need to know."
Loren casually rolled his neck.
Crack—crack.
The crisp sound echoed through the air.
"You only need to understand one thing."
Loren's figure blurred.
"The game—"
Super Buu's instincts screamed.
A deadly sense of danger erupted from behind him!
He spun around instantly and threw a punch—
His fist hit nothing but empty air.
"—is over."
A cold voice whispered next to his ear.
Loren had appeared behind him at some unknown moment.
One hand rested lightly on Super Buu's shoulder.
Bang!!!
A dull, devastating impact.
Loren drove his elbow straight into Super Buu's back.
Super Buu's body folded unnaturally, twisting into a grotesque arc before being blasted away like a pink meteor.
Rumble—!!!
The ground collapsed violently.
The entire exchange happened so fast that even the World of the Kai's crystal ball could only show a distorted afterimage.
"Wh—what just happened?"
Krillin rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
"He… he just used his elbow?"
"So fast…"
Cold sweat rolled down Piccolo's face.
"I couldn't even see it."
"…Damn it… damn Kakarot… damn Loren…"
Vegeta's heart roared with rage.
Why?!
Why are they all so strong?!
How dare they?!
Why does everyone keep surpassing him, the proud Prince of Saiyans?!
This isn't fair!
Will he never surpass Loren or Kakarot?!
At the bottom of the crater, chunks of pink flesh squirmed, gathered, and rapidly reassembled.
Super Buu regenerated.
The hole in his body closed within seconds.
But the arrogance was gone.
Fear now filled his eyes.
"You… you bastard…"
Super Buu stared up at the red-furred figure hovering calmly above.
He couldn't understand it.
Why?
After absorbing Goku and Gohan, gaining all their experience and power—
Why was he still being crushed so easily?
This wasn't logical.
This wasn't fair.
What kind of monster was Loren?!
"You recover quickly."
Loren stroked his chin, observing him.
"As expected of Majin Buu. That regeneration really is impressive."
"Don't… don't look down on me!!"
Super Buu roared, forcing down the fear and shooting back into the sky.
"I don't believe it!!"
He spread his arms.
Thousands of purple energy blasts rained down like a storm, completely engulfing Loren.
But—
Loren didn't dodge.
He didn't block.
He simply stood there.
"What?!"
Super Buu's eyes nearly burst out.
His full-power attack…
Didn't even scratch him?!
"Too weak."
Loren's voice sounded right next to his ear.
Super Buu's heart nearly stopped.
He hadn't even seen Loren move.
Before he could retreat, a hand pressed firmly against his face.
It didn't seem forceful—
Yet Super Buu couldn't move at all.
Loren's tone was filled with disappointment.
"Is that it?"
"I thought absorbing Goku and Gohan would at least make you interesting."
"But you can't even entertain me."
"How boring."
"L-let go of me!!"
Super Buu screamed, unleashing everything he had.
But his power vanished uselessly under Loren's palm—like mud sinking into the sea.
"…Enough."
Loren lost interest.
"I'm done playing."
His fingers tightened slightly.
Crack—
A sharp sound rang out.
Super Buu's head was crushed.
Pink liquid exploded outward—
Then reassembled.
Super Buu regenerated again.
This time, however, he didn't attack.
He fled.
At maximum speed, he retreated thousands of meters, trembling.
"Oh?"
Loren raised an eyebrow.
"Recovered again?"
"Then I'll have to try a little harder."
Super Buu's eyes went completely wild.
If he couldn't defeat Loren—
Then he'd absorb him!
"AAAAAAHHHH—!!!"
Super Buu let out a desperate, final roar.
His body lost its humanoid shape and detonated, transforming into a vast ocean of pink liquid.
The pink tide surged from all directions, swallowing everything.
No escape.
No gaps.
Once enveloped, absorption was guaranteed.
World of the Kai
Krillin's heart nearly jumped out of his chest.
"That move again!"
"He's trying to absorb Loren!"
"He's completely surrounded!"
"Get out of there!"
On the battlefield—
Facing the overwhelming pink ocean—
Loren didn't move.
He didn't dodge.
He didn't resist.
He simply floated there, eyes calm, expression filled with disdain.
The pink substance completely engulfed him.
Name: Loren
Combat Power (Normal State): 1 Billion
Combat Power (Super Saiyan): 50 Billion
Combat Power (Super Saiyan Two): 100 Billion
Combat Power (Super Saiyan Three): 400 Billion
Combat Power (Super Saiyan Four): 4 Trillion
Core Skills:
Forced Spirit Bomb
Dragon Fist
Ten Times Kaio-ken (No Side Effects)
Instant Transmission (Kaioshin Version)
…(some basic skills folded)
Special Status:
Lazuli (Android 18) Affection 100
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