Just as Devil Bear Douluo was being ruthlessly beaten, hurried footsteps echoed from the teahouse entrance.
A thin man rushed in—and froze instantly at the sight before him.
This newcomer was none other than Ghost Leopard Douluo, who had originally agreed to meet Devil Bear here to drink tea and chat. He had been delayed by some minor matters… and because of that delay, he arrived just in time to witness a scene that could cause lifelong psychological damage.
"Holy crap! Old Bear!"
Ghost Leopard Douluo's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
A level 94 Devil Bear Douluo—one of Spirit Hall's toughest, most stubborn elders—
was currently pinned to the floor, being pummelled mercilessly by Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo.
And Devil Bear was screaming.
Screaming in ways that made even a seasoned Titled Douluo's scalp go numb.
"Don't touch my crotch!"
"Fight me one-on-one if you dare!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry, okay?!"
His desperate wails echoed through the whole teahouse, yet the beating did not stop.
Ghost Leopard Douluo's body trembled slightly.
Not from fear—
but from anger.
In that moment, his imagination filled in the "truth."
It must be because Elder Ju held a meeting this morning about the Feng Ran Pavilion, and everyone mocked him for fantasizing.
So now this old guy brought his old flame, Ghost Douluo, to get revenge!
A perfectly orchestrated ambush!
The two with the highest spirit power levels… ganging up on the one they caught alone!
And Ghost Douluo, in particular, striking exclusively toward the lower body with such sinister precision that Ghost Leopard's own crotch tightened in sympathy.
"This is too much!"
Ghost Leopard Douluo clenched his teeth and fists.
Even if they were strong, bullying a fellow elder like this was unacceptable!
Right then, Devil Bear Douluo spotted him.
"Ghost Leopard! HELP!"
Devil Bear howled mid-beating, reaching out in desperation.
"These two maniacs lost their minds! Hurry up and help me!"
Ju Douluo and Ghost Douluo followed his gaze and instantly lit up.
"Oh! Ghost Leopard is here too!"
Chrysanthemum Douluo pointed at him with his iconic orchid finger.
"Perfect! Take him along too!"
Ghost Douluo beamed.
"Excellent! Another leek for Senior Lin—
cough—another customer!"
But in Ghost Leopard Douluo's eyes…
That smile was the smile of a predator who had just spotted its next prey.
They were coming for him next.
"Like hell!" Ghost Leopard Douluo's hair stood straight up.
"I'm fighting you two to the—"
He took one look at Devil Bear being mauled, imagined his own fragile build enduring the same… and immediately chickened out.
—No. That wasn't cowardice.
That was wisdom.
If a tank like Devil Bear was screaming for mercy, then he, with his skinny frame, would die within seconds!
Of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, retreat is the best!
"I'm OUT!"
Ghost Leopard Douluo bolted, running like a frightened rabbit.
"GHOST LEOPARD! STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Chrysanthemum Douluo's beautiful face twisted with urgency.
These were all Senior Lin's precious customers!
Not a single leek—
cough —guest could escape!
He chased after Ghost Leopard without hesitation.
The teahouse patrons stared.
"What the hell is Elder Ju doing?"
"Chasing a man, what else?"
"Huh? But isn't Elder Ju together with Elder Ghost?"
Whispers broke out, each more ridiculous than the last.
Ghost Douluo watched Chrysanthemum Douluo sprint out, ready to follow—until he remembered:
He still had to deliver Devil Bear to Feng Ran Pavilion.
Senior Lin was waiting for customers.
Turning back, he immediately spotted a hilarious scene:
Devil Bear Douluo was hunched over, one hand covering his crotch protectively, the other bracing against the wall as he attempted a stealthy escape through the back door.
He looked exactly like a thief escaping after a failed burglary.
Ghost Douluo's eyes narrowed dangerously.
"Old Bear~"
His voice was soft, almost gentle—
but in Devil Bear's ears, it was more terrifying than a death sentence.
Devil Bear froze on the spot, trembling.
Ghost Douluo's ghostly claws earlier had nearly torn off his manhood.
It was still trembling from the trauma!
"Old Ghost, I'm sorry! I was wrong!"
Devil Bear instantly surrendered.
He lifted his right fist in a defensive stance out of instinct—
while his left hand remained tightly clamped over his poor crotch.
"I really know I was wrong!
Just tell me what you want me to do!
Just… please… please stop touching my crotch!!"
His voice cracked with grievance.
He was a dignified, level 94 Titled Douluo!
Being beaten was one thing—
but being specifically targeted THAT way?!
If this spread, would he ever hold his head up in Spirit Hall again?
Ghost Douluo found the man's traumatized expression oddly amusing.
"Old Bear, relax."
Ghost Douluo's tone softened.
"We didn't come to beat you on purpose."
"There's truly a great opportunity waiting."
Devil Bear rolled his eyes so hard they almost fell out.
"Oh really? Then show me!"
He clutched himself tighter.
"With the way you two acted, even if you said you were dragging me to my death, I'd believe you!"
Ghost Douluo finally remembered the important part—
the 80,000-year Hell Ghost Shadow Left Arm Bone.
He smacked his forehead.
"Right! Proof!"
He reached into his spirit tool to pull out the treasure—
and then paused.
Everyone in the teahouse was staring.
Not because they wanted to steal it—
no one here was stupid enough to rob a level 95 Titled Douluo—
But if word got out and these ordinary citizens rushed to Feng Ran Pavilion only to cause chaos and annoy Senior Lin…
He would be letting Senior Lin down.
That was unacceptable.
Ghost Douluo's gaze swept across the room.
Everyone instantly lowered their heads, pretending nothing happened.
"Old Bear," he said quietly,
"come out with me. Some things can't be shown here."
Devil Bear blinked but obediently followed.
They walked into a quiet alley.
Ghost Douluo checked both ends, made sure no one was around…
Then finally took out the Spirit Bone.
"HOLY CRAP!"
Devil Bear Douluo's eyes went wide—
(continued…)
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