The funny thing about Homelander is that he's not even that ridiculous or evil compared to how most people would act if given the powers of Superman. Not to mention being abused all throughout childhood and even used like a slave as an adult. Groomed into a monster by a greedy corporation.
I have a whole short life behind me already, but I still feel like I'll end up becoming a total piece of shit sooner or later. I wasn't even a bad person in my last life, maybe a few fucked up fetishes and bad habits, but I never really hurt anyone. Just a relatively normal person. And I died like a normal person too. Just got sick and couldn't afford to go to the doctor. The end.
Now I'm Kal El of the House of El. Born on Krypton, right as it's about to explode due to 'plot'.
First of all, I feel like I might be mentally retarded. At least compared to how Kryptonians are described in the comics, I'm pretty sure I have brain damage or some other issues. I do remember being born, getting shoved in a little pod and sent towards Earth. The crash landing wasn't a big deal, I barely felt anything.
When Jonathan Kent picked me up and brought me out into the sunlight, it felt like I was being supercharged. Like I could fly, shoot lasers out of my eyes and punch buildings into scrap metal… But I couldn't. Obviously, I'm just a baby. Even a baby Kryptonian in this particular universe doesn't seem capable of doing all that much.
"Aww, aren't you just the most perfect little angel?" Martha Kent in this universe was only in her forties when I arrived, but she unfortunately missed the chance to have kids regardless. So she doted on me a lot. While her husband was out working in the fields, she sat on the rocking chair on the front porch and held me against her chest.
"Gaga~!" I giggled and pulled her yellow blouse open, revealing her sexy tits. They were really impressive. The red-headed woman was honestly gorgeous, so this was probably one of the CW versions of Superman.
"Are you hungry?" She didn't get mad at me when I pulled her left breast into my mouth and started sucking on her nipple like a regular baby. Seriously, I don't get why everyone freaks out that Homelander has an oedipus complex. Sucking tits and having a thing for breast milk was probably one of his most normal quirks.
"Momma will get you some milk in a minute." She rubbed my bare back and the sun was shining down on the both of us. Empowering me and potentially giving her skin cancer. But I'm a Kryptonian goddamn it. Even if she got cancer, I could zap it with my eye lasers, right?
Sucking on my new mother's nipple, I couldn't help thinking about the fact that I never had this with my original mother. Or my biological mother in this life. Maybe that's part of what made me so fucked up in the head? A deprivation of normal skinship and physical touch? So even in my second life, I'm still so damn horny…
Fortunately I was wearing a diaper, so she didn't notice anything. I also tried to control myself.
It's hard to say whether I'm good at controlling myself or not. I mean, I probably controlled myself a bit too much in my last life. To the extent that I died a virgin. Maybe that's why I got Isekai'd as a Kryptonian? All that virgin energy boosting my reincarnation points?
Then again, I got reincarnated as Clark Kent. Not just any random Kryptonian. Not sure whether that's a blessing or a curse.
Okay, it's definitely a blessing. I'm fucking Superman. That's awesome and I refuse to bitch or whine about my potentially tragic future!
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Jonathan and Martha were good parents. Too good, honestly. It was kinda annoying. I felt bad taking advantage of my Mom. I didn't have super vision or hearing yet, but she didn't think there was anything wrong changing or walking around naked in front of me.
This was the 90's and Martha was already in her 40's. Obviously she had a furry red bush. She did shave her legs and armpits though. Honestly she was a very normal woman for the most part. Nothing particularly special about her, aside from being really hot.
It made sense why they didn't have kids though. Even after several years, I haven't seen the two of them have sex yet. Not that they haven't done it, but it was very rare and they were really careful not to let me see or hear them.
When I arrived on Earth, I was already about a year old. Now I'm already four. I honestly wondered if I should just hide my powers from my parents for a while there, but eventually I decided against it.
My father watched me easily lifting up the side of his truck like a jack, so that he could replace the tire and couldn't help lecturing me, "Clark, remember. No matter what happens in the future, you need to make sure you protect yourself first."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm not an idiot." I rolled my eyes and complained, "I'm more worried about you and Mom. I feel like you'd rather die than let my secret get exposed."
"We would." He removed the tire and replaced it with a new one very professionally.
"Even if you guys died, I'd bring you back to life. You're not allowed to die." When I said that, he started laughing.
"Clark, if the Lord decides it's our time, then there's nothing any of us can do about it." The handsome dude smiled down at me with the sun behind his head, "I love you more than anything else in the world. I hope you keep that in mind."
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Author's Note: The protagonist might seem normal but trust me this book will reach levels of depravity you can't imagine. If you're a sissy leave right now. Also the Protagonist IS A VERY DESPICABLE guy, just a fair reminder.
I'm going with alternate universe where the ages of characters and the timelines are pretty fucking random. The reason is so that I can have certain plots happen whenever it's convenient, because this is DC and that's basically what they fucking do with every goddamn show or story anyway! Like seriously, there's Smallville, the Arrowverse, Lucifer, Constantine's show, Constantine's Movies, the other innumerable DC movies over the years... The Comics, the books, the cartoons lol.