Live Street Interview.
"What is the hardest beating your parents ever gave you?" "They didn't beat me... they failed to beat me out." (Abortion joke)
"Next."
"What is your favorite celebrity doing right now?" "Making license plates in the slammer."
Bullet Comments:LMAO.
The streamer moved on to the next target. A stunning beauty was squatting by the roadside. The streamer shoved the microphone right into her face.
"Hi, street interview! What is the most useful knowledge you've ever learned?"
The moment the viewers in the livestream saw her face, the bullet comments exploded.
[!! Isn't that Queen Delulu, Gigi Ji? Disappeared for so long just to beg on the streets?] [The 'White Moonlight' wannabe who provoked the Film God? She insisted she dated him, but his fans nearly dragged her to hell. She's just a D-list flop with a community college degree. What else can she do but beg?] [LOL, asking her about 'useful knowledge'? With her education, her brain is smoother than a bowling ball.]
Unexpectedly, Gigi blinked and asked: "Position? Which position?"
Streamer: "..." Netizens: "..."
Gigi Ji had just transmigrated into this "kidney-harvesting, eye-gouging" melodramatic novel a few moments ago, and her brain hadn't quite synced up with the plot yet.
At this moment. The streamer checked the bullet comments and paused, finally recognizing her. "Holy sh*t, are you that Ultimate Simp, Gigi Ji?"
The streamer's choice of words... Finally gave Gigi a real sense of having transmigrated. After all, in reality, she was a "Solo Since Birth" veteran. Who would she simp for?
Gigi wiped her face, grabbed the streamer's hand like they were old bros, and said, "Yeah, it's you! Back then, you played at your house, and I played at mine. We haven't known each other since we were kids!"
Bullet Comments: "..." It's over.The comments were terrified.Did Gigi lose her mind after hearing the Film God's 'White Moonlight' returned to the country?!
...
Gigi Ji, a corporate slave working the 997 grind with a "beautiful" mental state, had transmigrated into a tragic novel as the suffering heroine of the same name.
In this angst-filled literature: The heroine was a C-list artist. Back in the day, she carried the Male Lead, Patrick Pei (Pei Jinming), into the entertainment industry, giving him all her resources. But once Patrick became famous, he despised her low status and refused to go public with their relationship. Patrick was a Gaslighting Grandmaster. He turned the heroine into a desperate clown—loving him but unable to have him, hating him but unable to leave him.
When his "White Moonlight" (First Love), Tiffany Song , returned from abroad, Patrick started harvesting the heroine's kidneys and digging out her corneas, just to cure Tiffany's illness. The heroine refused, crying and begging Patrick. Patrick, with a pained expression: "Gigi, I will be your eyes." Btch, please. You want to dig out both eyes?*
The heroine, valuing her life, decided to run. She fled, he chased; she couldn't fly even with wings. Their emotional tug-of-war was simply tear-jerking. Because the heroine was close to Patrick, the Film God, and coupled with Tiffany's malicious sabotage, her career was blackened to a crisp. She was labeled a shameless simp for Patrick, accused of being a diva, ostracizing peers, and bullying newcomers. She was buried in scandals to the point where even a passing dog would want to spit on her.
Even at the end, when Patrick finally "awakened" and realized he didn't love the White Moonlight but the Gigi who had always been by his side... It was too late. The heroine—kidneyless, blind, and with a ruined career—was disheartened and decided to punish Patrick by committing suicide. Bad End.
...
Seeing Gigi finish her episode of madness and leave, the viewers in the livestream urged the streamer to follow her. They all wanted to see if Gigi had truly fallen to the level of sweeping streets.
Gigi actually just wanted to know which plot point she had transmigrated into. She turned on her phone and immediately saw a message from the scumbag, Patrick Pei.
[Patrick]: Club XXX. Let's meet. Tiffany is here too.
Gigi understood instantly. She had just transmigrated to the "White Moonlight Returns" arc.
Gigi, with a deadpan expression, texted back.
[Gigi]: How far have you and Tiffany Song gone?
Patrick, trying to get Gigi to stop pestering him, replied:
[Patrick]: She is already mine.
[Gigi]: Cool. Let's talk about breaking up. My psychic calculated that only a virgin can boost my fortune.
[Patrick]: ...?
...
Patrick thought this was just another one of Gigi's ploys to get his attention. When Gigi arrived at the meeting place. Patrick was waiting with Tiffany Song. It was obvious he was pissed off by the text Gigi had left him with. His frowned brows could practically crush a fly.
The moment Gigi arrived, Patrick spoke with disgust. "Have you lost your mind?"
Tiffany Song, the White Moonlight observing from the side, felt something was off about Gigi. In the past, if she even kissed Patrick in front of Gigi, Gigi would cry and scream like she was dying. ...Why was she so calm today?
Tiffany opened her mouth, wanting to feign weakness and persuade her: "Gigi..."
The next second. SLAP— A crisp slap echoed through the room. But the one who got hit was Patrick.
Patrick was nearly slapped into the wall by the sheer force of Gigi's swing. Fan him out. Gigi felt much better.
Patrick covered his face, which now sported a five-finger print, and stared at Gigi in disbelief, furious. "Gigi?! You dare hit me!"
I'm hitting you, you little sht.*
Tiffany was terrified by Gigi and stammered, "H-How could you hit Patrick..." Gigi looked at Tiffany, her eyes narrowing slightly. Gigi stepped toward her. Tiffany screamed SOS internally, thinking she was about to be beaten too. She was so scared tears were about to burst out, and she quickly dodged.
The next second, Gigi grabbed Tiffany by the chin. Her moves were even more "Alpha CEO" than Patrick's. Gigi narrowed her eyes and asked Tiffany: "You like Patrick Pei?"
If Tiffany liked Patrick, she wouldn't have gone abroad in the first place. She just saw that Patrick came to court her after she returned, so she went with the flow. Besides, she wanted to enter the entertainment industry. Patrick happened to be an A-list Film God who still had feelings for her—perfect for generating some scandal hype.
Under Gigi's gaze, Tiffany felt guilty for a second. But before she could organize her words... Caught off guard, Gigi forcefully kissed Tiffany on the mouth.
Forcefully bending the plot.
Gigi's nonsense came pouring out: "Tiffany! I tolerated Patrick for so long! It was all just to be with you!"
Tiffany: "..." Patrick: "..." The streamer who just rushed in and almost tripped: "..." Livestream Viewers: "???"
What the fck???* What kind of cursed development is this??
Patrick gritted his teeth: "Gigi! Are you a pervert (biantai)?!" Gigi replied solemnly: "I'm a gradient (jianbian)."
Gigi had always been obedient to Patrick. Even when Tiffany returned, she hadn't been this crazy. Did she take the wrong meds? Patrick was so angry he laughed. "Do you really think this method will attract my attention? Aren't you being childish?"
Gigi jumped up and gave him a "left-right combo"—two tight slaps to the ears. "If your mouth is idle, go lick a toilet. Don't yap here."
After slapping him, Gigi turned to look at Tiffany. She patted Tiffany's cheek flirtatiously and gave a devilish smile: "Look. A man who gets slapped twice by a 'weak woman' like me—can he bring you happiness? Did you know that script he won the Film God award with? He begged me to go drink with the director to get it. What do you see in him?"
Gigi bluffed until Tiffany was stunned dazed. Before Patrick could react, Gigi finished disgusting the pair and legged it.
Patrick's lungs were about to explode with rage. He turned his head, only to see Tiffany staring blankly in the direction Gigi left. As if she was pondering Gigi's words.
Patrick's anger flared up. He, who could never bear to speak harshly to Tiffany, deepened his tone. "What are you looking at!" Tiffany quickly retracted her gaze and said resentfully, "N-Nothing..."
...But why was Patrick reacting so strongly? That drama that made Patrick an overnight sensation... did Gigi really get it for him?
...
Under the watchful eyes of the livestream audience. That scene just now hit the Hot Search.
#GigiLovesTiffany#GigiSlapsPatrick#PatrickPei_FilmGod_Role_Origin
Every single one was an explosive topic. It was dazzling; netizens didn't know which one to follow first.
Passersby were shocked while spilling the tea. So Gigi simped for Patrick all this time just to use a flanking strategy to get close to his White Moonlight, Tiffany Song??
Patrick's fans flipped the table in rage. What?!Gigi dared to hit their Oppa?! I'm going to storm her Weibo!
Passersby watching the drama quickly intervened. Wait a minute!Shouldn't you fans be concerned about how your Oppa got that role?At that time, Patrick's status really didn't match that kind of production.How was he suddenly chosen?
Gigi ignored the 99+ hate DMs and posted directly on Weibo.
[Gigi]: The internet is a mess of porridge. Everyone, drink it while it's hot.
Gigi already had a massive number of anti-fans. Her reputation was barely better than a monkey on Mount Emei. This stunt made her look completely unhinged.
The comment section was swarmed with malicious comments.
Tiffany's Fan: [I've truly never seen someone so persistent. You simped for our Oppa for three years, did he ever respond to you once? Now you turn from love to hate and spread rumors about him?]
[Gigi Reply]: [What you say makes sense, but I still think a sow's postpartum care needs to start prenatally.]
Patrick's Fan: [Gigi has been debuting for three years, right? Every time she leeches off Film God Pei's heat. We thought she'd have no face to leech now that Tiffany is back, who knew she'd find a new angle (Fist salute).]
[Gigi Reply]: [Not dating you.]
Passerby: [What's wrong with Gigi? Wanting to go crazy before quitting the internet?]
[Gigi Reply]: Thanks for asking. Not quitting. I came to the internet to be the Emperor. How dare you bastards be dissatisfied with the Emperor? Those who obey me prosper, those who defy me die. Anyone who points out my faults to my face: execute nine generations. Anyone who critiques me online: capital punishment. Anyone who slanders me in the market where I can hear it: granted suicide.