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<>DIRECTOR
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[Hey ,,wake up ]....
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[Hey ,,,,wake up]...
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-zzzzzZzzzZz-[0_0]-- ahhhhh owww. Itaiiiiiiiiii..dammit..I said 5 more minutes..what the hell is wrong with you...
ROB:[Ahem. Human what do you mean by 5 more minutes you've been sleeping here for about 5 years now!]
ARCH:[ 5 years?]
ROB:[ Exactly 1,826 days, 43,824 hours, 2,629,440 minutes,]
ARCH:hayssst -_- Oh Dear ROB also known as Random OP BUDDHA...I mean BEING.Can I just stay here and accompany you forever I promise I will not disturb you nor make any noise just consider me as If I don't exist at all.....(with pleading eyes)
ROB:[Human how many times do I have to tell you that your soul doesn't belong here and you know that I can read your mind like a open book right?]
ARCH;Dammit. I knew it this grandpa can read my mind...should I remove my brain??.wait...wait then how am I suppose to think...is that even possible....wait a minute how can this grandpa even read my mind if I don't have a Body.? ThisROB is SUS. Definitely Sus..hmmmmm
RoB: Ahemm. Human,now is the time choose your wishes or I'll erase you.(dundundun).
ARCH:H-H-How can you say those words am I really not important to you those five years we've been through those hardships and challenges we faced together....please grandfather..please don't abandoned me.haaaaaaah huhuhuhh..(swiping the fake tears)..
ROB:*-_-*(irritated) What a bull crap....okay then I'll erase you now
Bye...bye.. my grandson.
ARCH:waiitttttt a minnnuuteeeeeeeeee.....ok ok ok you got me ...hayssstt..tch.-_-.
ROB: alright now state your wishes!.
ARCH:wishes what's the wishes again .....(rubbing his head)what was it?hmmmm...[Hey wannabe author what's on the Script again?]
/what in the name of deadpool was that?..heyy ,did you just break the fourth wall?/
ARCH: where did I put it..hmmm..ahah...here it is.(take out the Script out of nowhere)
Ok..ok...I get...so that's it.."nods"..(his reading the Script btw).
/ok..take 2 🎬 /
ARCH:ughhhh Ahhh I remember now!
ROB:[ I'm all ears.]
ARCH: I wish...I wish ..
I wish for unlimited wishes!!!!!.
ROB:SMACKKKK!!!!!!!!!That's it Human.....kaaaameeeeeehaaaaameeeeeee...
ARCH:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo.
ROB:okay enough with your jokes.Like before 10 wishes.
ARCH:Tch....Fucckkkkkkkkkkkkk...
First wish....here goes nothing
I wish you to erase my existance in my past world ...everything....even the oxygen I had inhaled...everything ...
/spider man reference/
ROB:too cruel for oneself I see...(snap his fingers)..
Wish granted...
ARCH: wow that's it a snap and it's done ...then you must be the guy who invented that fruit snap trick in TikTok....
ROB:0_0 Really ni****
ARCH:o-ok..for my second wish I want to become son of Edward Newgate and continue his legacy.For that give me his GURA GURA NO MI and his weapon...one of the twelve supreme grade weapon..MURAKUMOGiRi
ROB:Human are you dumb?That's basically 3 wishes already..
ARCH.⁰-⁰ OH shitttt..then I'm wasting my precious wishes .....(tsk..this idiot author if I want to I'll just wish for a destructive power that even dragon ball z world will fear me but this author is so fucking dumb he want
me to follow his script tskkk..
/Hey,,.if I give You that Shit.then this story will end in only one chapter.Just fuckin stick to it ../
ARCH:agghhhhh....I feel dizzy 😵 ...
Why don't you just give me his template then....ohh now I'm thinking...sheessh..
ROB: hayssst ...Wish granted (to tired to argue and explain the consequences)
ARCH:now where talking ....
For my 3rd wish I wish..for what should I wish hm...(hey author why can I only get power from onepiece..ngl I really want to have some sharingan and rennigan...those stuff are so 😎 cool..)
/how should I know why don't you ask the director?/
ARCH:WHAT WE HAVE DIRECTOR!!
ARCH:(ngl she's hot )
/AGREE/
ROB:I THIRD THAT!
ARCH:⁰-⁰
/⁰-⁰/
ROB:Ahemmm....what I mean is what is your third wish...
ARCH:a-anyway my third wish should be a powerful devil fruit...what about logia....hmmmm.I want to look cool wait a minute what about kaidos devil fruit thats it that fucking dragon hahahahahaha .Grandpa I have decided give me the devil fruit of kaido mueahahaha..agh..aghav..fuckk(got chocked)..
ROB:his devil fruit ?
ARCH:Yup yup yup..every template need to be upgraded I don't want to waste my time and heyy I got pops template one is enough don't be greedy..
ROB:(greedy are you serious. Then why pick his devil fruit ?)...(snaps his fingers) wish granted
(ROB Snaps his fingers .Suddenly a fruit appeared in ARCH hand.He carefully carries it like a fuckin fragile wine glass.The fruit is spherical and slightly oblong in shape, somewhat resembling a pinecone.)
ARCH:wow so beautiful....how Am I suppose to eat This I ain't got no mouth.....then how am I talking then? Telepathy...senses...who Give a fuck...
ROB: you can eat that later after materializing your body....Your fourth wish??.
ARCH.Good.....now....what's next ..speaking of devil fruit what about law's devil fruit or marko's devil fruit ,those devil fruits are good for healing. My pops died because of old age and many unhealed injuries.
Who to choose???..I'll go with ope ope no mi...k that's it....for my fourth wi-----
ROB: stop repeating that phrase I'm not a djinn...ope ope nomi then (snaps his fingers) wish granted)
(ARCH is now holding two devil fruits)
ROB: get to it what's you next wish,
ARCH:....for my next wish i wish you To be free from the lamp....(imagery tears flowing)
ROB:I TOLD YOU IM NOT A GENIE!!!
ARCH:sorry sorry I got too immerse..
/Hey this wish shit is over 1000 words .pack it men ../
ARCH:shut up Im thinking...DEVIL FRUITS hmmmm.....if I happened to have a girl that will become my wife and have family then what happens when they....nooooooo...never....I won'tet them die from old age I won't let her beauty fade .Think...dammit think...if ope ope fruit can heal then I need a devil fruit than can restore life force...life force....
Ok then I want that Batto Batto no mi..!
/how did you come up with that logic life force=batto batto nomi.how???/
ARCH: PLOT ARMOR BABYYYY
ROB:wait .....aren't you being presumptuous,with that character and behavior of yours , youll definitely stay single forever .
ARCH;HUHUHUHHHUHH.ahhhhhb.huhhhj.
(he's crying btw .he's really crying because he's single since birth mueahahahaahh)
ROB:(snaps his fingers )wish granted.
(With that ARCH now has 3 devil fruits uo uo nomi ,ope ope nomi and batto batto no mi).
ARCH:Hey..btw... I forgot to ask what kind of world I'm sticking my ass in..??
/it's My Hero Academia or Boku no hero academia in Japanese.../
ARCH:The boku what.?
/??? Whattttttt you don't know bnha?/
ARCH:NUH UH
/THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH?../
ARCH:watch it author.Im still stuck at episode 1071 of onepiece and one piece is the very first anime I've watch ....
/what the fuck who ,what how did this happened??/
ARCH: Hey author stop acting dumb it's in the Script that you gave me ...even my D size is listed on it..
/Hows my acting skill top notch aint it ..I think I deserve some Grammy award. ...Chill boy The truth is I like how the story goes so I choose it./
ARCH: SO I'm like a fulfillment mc for the author ...haysst JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT....DAMMMMIT...
/yup 👍 /
ROB:HEYYY focus where still not done...
ARCH:haysssttt....okay ..calm down I need to think about clues that I got From That stupid author so The anime name is MyHero Academia...So hero means Hero and when there's a hero there's always a villain...make sense.Next clue is Academia and academia means an environment or community concerned with the pursuit of research, education, and scholarship.
(A cameo appearance from google)
Waitttttt a minuteeeeee did the author just set me up to fucking school plot scenarios....hell nooooooo.so this anime is some kind of rom-com type.Where the mc is a villain and he's lover is a hero.In the end they will have no choice but to fight and kill each other.How sad and my role is to stop it...I think I get it now.....so that it ...author you fucking piece of shittttttt what kind of mess is this.
/Heyyy stop imagining things.Just finish this chapter and say your wishes /
ARCH:did he just dodge my question?yup he dodge it.So the rom-com is true....so I am just a third wheel..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
/This guy is nuts.He aint got no clue on what MHA is .Like how do you miss a 9.6 anime rating.../
ARCH:relax ..huuuu
Hu.huu...hu...okayyy let's do this ..
ROB:Finally after 500 letters where resuming.....
ARCH:ROB...listen carefully cuz my next wish will be the most needed wish I can ever ask you...and will give me a guaranteed wife.
ROB:I know what your thinking.I can read your mind ,remember?..Do you want me to act like I don't know anything or act like I'm very surprised.
ARCH:yuppp..act like you're very surprise ...okay.yyy my wish is for Boa Hancock to fall in love with me..
(Smirking like he fucking won a million dollars)
ROB:whattttt that's your wish...ok.
ROB:you know she's from other franchise right?.....
ARCH:Yup of course I know...can you do it ..can you do it..can you do it
(With pleading eyes)
ROB:(shakes his head and he snaps his fingers) wish granted ...[too tired to explain each consequences].
ARCH bowed to gramps and thank him.He even serves him tea that came out from nowhere ...
ROB just shook his head and look at the soul of ARCH who is currently jumping and flying like a fly..
ROB:[after five years of crying while sleeping.Its the first time I sew Him motivated and delighted.Like how icarus couldn't resist the sun..]
Human you're acting like a lecherous monkey.
ARCH:Sorry got a little bit excited. Hehe.
ROB:LIKE I said love is something unpredictable so if your wish failed then its on you.
ARCH: 👍 👌🏿 okssss ....
ROB:now let's finish this....your wish?
ARCH:I think I've pack enough.Template of .pops ✅️
3 powerful devil fruits ✅️
Wife ✅️
Well the wife thing is still not guaranteed.....so what's next....
I'm kinda lost here....I think I really need a logia type of power just incase there's a villains there who can defeat my physical form and destroy my body...so yup yup let's go with some logia ....
Should I go with light or rumble ???hmmmmmmmm....
/Hey dont choose a speed type logia./
ARCH:HUH WHY...
/cuz I've read a lot of novels where the mc's have that kind of power.So no,nope,,,same power system same scenario do you get it .Of course Sand and ice is also a big NO./
ARCH:make sense..I guess so what left .....hmmmmm.wait ..wiat how come i didn'tnotice this devil fruit.This Feels like itachis power .,hey Gramps 7th wish Is this susu susu no mi ..ueahhhhhhhh....Let's Goooooo.
ROB:ok..wish granted.(snaps his fingers)....
ARCH:Now I still got 3 wishes to spare.
ROB:no ARCH only one left!
ARCH:HUH. One left...?
ROB: The one is for the destination which the author did wished...
And the other one is for your appearance or you do want to use the template of Edward through and through.
ARCH:THAT STUPID AUTHOR. HDSSSSSS.....
[13 minutes later]
/timeskip!seriously?/
ARCH: I can never compare my self to The strongest man.His appearance is His symbol.Thats why he is called Whitebeard....but I'll take the tattoo I want it on my back like Ace.....I'll carry his history "The strongest man In The World" as a self Proclaimed Son...
/D-director did you hear that "he said it:/
/yup sound so cringe/
ROB:YUP (NODDING)
ARCH HEY where's the moral support....
ROB :that was awkward..moving on...for you last wish Tell me ARCH D NEWGATE SELF PROCLAIMED SON OF WHITEBEARD WHATS YOUR LAST WISH....