ARCH: Damnnnn, I want more burgers... but that one-eyed dudeeeee and that creepy door..... thinking just about it makes me.. ughhh... đ€ą.... Heyy... (System, do I have some status bar or something?)
SYSTEM: [ PROCESSING ]....
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[ User Info ]
Name: Arch D Newgate
Age:Â 5
Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard Template: 1%/100%
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ARCH: That's it... no health bar, no mana bar, no strength, no agility, no luck, no intelligence, no... aye, what else. hmmm.... and etc..... Yeahhh.. what's with this information.... it doesn't even provide a shitt....
SYSTEM: Host, the system is called Daily Life Necessities System...
ARCH: Ohhhh..... makes sense đ. So you just came up with this tab.
SYSTEM: PRECISELY.
ARCH: Ok đ touchĂ©..... the template is on 1%..... hmmmmmm so how can I increase this shit... hmmmmmm...
NARRATOR: Yeah, come to think of it, how will he increase the template?
AUTHOR: ARE we going to help him?
NARRATOR: ..but .... How?
AUTHOR: Hahahaha... you noob..(pauses for more dramatic effect) of course using ..... TIME SKIP technique.
DIRECTOR: Arghhh.. SHUT UPPPP BOTH OF YOU.... SHUT UP!
[ Back to Arch ]
ARCH: Template... Pops template.... hmmmmmm... Do I need to act like Whitebeard and perform some real deal impersonation.. hmmmm.... Okay.. let's give it a try.... ahemm. ahemm. .. Gotta make sure no one is around ... ok .. all clear.... ahemm.. 5.4.3.2.1... GU-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RAH.... Gurarararara... GURARARARARARAaaaAGHHHACKK cough cough cough..... Hahhh, how's that .....
AUTHOR: Hahahahahahahhahahhaha hah ahah đ€Ł đ đ haaaaah hahah
NARRATOR: PFffffftt..
DIRECTOR: Hhahhhhassh ( Holding his laughter)
ROB: đ€ đ€
[ Back to Arch ]
ARCH: How's that, system? Pretty accurate, right?
SYSTEM: (imagining A 5-year-old kid laughing Gurararara)....
ARCH: HEYYYYY, don't ignore my brilliant performance!! That's legacy right there BABYYYY..
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[ User Info ]
Name: Arch D Newgate
Age:Â 5
Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard Template: 6%/100%
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ARCH: WOOOOW! 6% FOR THAT LAUGH,,,, Gurarararararara... That's what I'm talking about... wait, did I just unconsciously laugh like Pops!!!???... Anyways. What can I do with this 6 percent?... If I remember correctly.. Imagination is the key.. let's test it..
(Arch clenches his fist đ imagining shockwaves would come out from his punches.)
ARCH: ... eat thisss Hakuaaaaaa....
NARRATOR: [Hakua (ç Žç©șéż, Hakua?, literally meaning "Shattering Void"): Whitebeard cracks the air with a punch and sends shock waves at his opponent. This is the only technique canonically named by Whitebeard and was used against Imu during the God Valley Incident. The name of the technique is likely a pun on hakua (çœäș?, "chalk"), as a play on Whitebeard's signature color. In addition, the character éż is the first kanji in the word ahondara (éżćéçŸ ?, "fool"), an insult commonly used by Whitebeard. In the VIZ translation, this is called Chalk Hakua.]
ARCH: .... Hmmmm .. no cracks. no shattering. no effects... damnnn this is nonsense..... Is it because it's a template, not a Devil Fruit.... One more time ..... let's do it one more time.... they say practice makes... bitches-I mean perfect.... okkkk.. eat This Hak-
(But before Arch could release his devastating... more like disappointment mimicry of Hakua, he notices his hand, and he could not believe it... Because before he was too occupied with many things, or he's just stupid... stupid enough not to notice that not just his hand but his whole body became childlike..)
ARCH: WHAAAAAAATTTTT.... the helllllllllllll.....
AUTHOR: Yupppp, confirmed, this MC is stupid....
NARRATOR: Finally.. he notices it.
DIRECTOR: Can't blame him... he'd been through a lot of traumatic experience.
AUTHOR: ..NAHHH He's just dumbbb.. look .. he didn't even notice his age in his own User Info.
ROB: zzZ đ€
[ Back to Arch ]
ARCH: So I'm a kid now!... if I remember, Gramps created a volume that I inhabited before tossing me to a Minecraft-like portal.... but I'm not really sure. hmm.. My memories are fuzzy. I feel like there's more to it.... I feel like I'm missing many important details..... tsk.... Wait, can the system help me?.... Heyyy, system.
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ARCH: Can you perhaps help me or can you restore my memories. My memories are kinda groggy.?
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SYSTEM: NEGATIVE.
ARCH: Of course.. I expected much.... Goodness... saves that memory thing for later. I need to focus on my situation first.... First of all... I'm currently in an .... unknown place.... all I could see is walls made up of brown woods. Even the flooring is made out of woods, but for some reason, the floor is painted with red paint. Well, actually not just the wooden floor, but also me... right.... Head to toes, I'm painted in red.... How come I didn't notice this earlier ?... Hmm... So for the first move, I need to take a fucking bath.... it's so sticky and itchy... but where's the bathroom....
(But his thoughts got cut off because- When Arch utters the word bathroom, something unbelievable happened. In his left hand, a small circle appeared, and then the small circle expands into a large, transparent, spherical dome. The size of the room... Of course, Arch caught sight of it, from his palm till it expanded into a room.... His mouth agape.... He couldn't believe it... he knows what this is!... He knows what kind of mess this ability can do. He knows every single detail about this spherical dome....)
AUTHOR: Damn..... Really "bathroom" ...
NARRATOR: Sheeesh.
DIRECTOR: Here it is.....
ROB: đ€ zzZ
-------To be continued-------